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11-25-07, 12:08 AM
Eggs are chicken periods.
It's not really a quote but a fortune I recieved from a fortune cookie.
"When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is what is on the inside."
That can be taken so many ways.... :D
11-25-07, 12:42 AM
Don't get even, get ahead. ;)
11-25-07, 01:16 AM
"Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child." --Lazarus Long
"These dinosaurs go all they way up to eleven!"
A friend discussing evolution and the reemergence of sauropods in the context of Spinal Tap.
11-25-07, 09:16 AM
"god is an imaginary friend for adults"
11-25-07, 12:37 PM
"Everybody has friends except for the people who don't have friends."
A friend said that one.
11-25-07, 12:58 PM
"Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
I forgot the exact word for word, but something to the effect of "We show people who kill others, that killing is wrong, by killing them."
It made me chuckle. In a "wow that's sad kind of way".
11-25-07, 01:17 PM
"You're unique, just like everyone else."
11-26-07, 11:06 AM
Everywhere's within walking distance if you have enough time
When you come to a fork in the road......take it.
"Nothing's anything anymore. Everything's something else."-- my college roommate, drunk.
11-26-07, 11:20 AM
From today's Shoe (http://www.shoecomics.com/) comic: "Guns don't kill people... People texting people while driving do."
11-26-07, 11:40 AM
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking 'til you do suck seed. - Curly Howard (Three Stooges)
some play to win, i play to disable
11-26-07, 11:46 AM
"the devil made me do it"
Frank Lopez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005162/): You know what a chazzer is?
Tony Montana (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000199/): No, Frank, you tell me. What is a chazzer?
Frank Lopez (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005162/): It's a Yiddish word for "pig." See, the guy, he wants more than what he needs. He don't fly straight no more.
My buddies and I from my old single days always used the word chazzer to describe people after watching Scarface. In the movie, it almost sounds like "hasa" or "hazza", which is how we pronounce it.
11-26-07, 01:39 PM
"My Brain just turned to Jell-o"
A friend, after smoking copious amounts of weed when trying to think of an answer to a simple question, it was like you could see the wheels slip off their tracks and put his brain right into a wall.
11-26-07, 01:52 PM
I'm not picking my nose. I'm pointing at my brain.
11-27-07, 07:09 AM
friends are God's way of making up for your family
... on the other hand, you have four fingers and a thumb.
11-27-07, 09:16 AM
I'd rather see a pregnant lady stand than a fat lady cry - Jimmy Carr
11-27-07, 10:02 AM
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
11-27-07, 01:04 PM
"I just experienced bovine-neo-genesis!"
My way of saing that I just had a cow...
Things become heavy when you are losing your grip on reality.
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