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11-26-07, 11:06 AM
Jschen Stripped of Moderating Powers
Missing BF Mod is Key to Unsolved Crime Spree!
In case you hadn’t noticed, one of our BF SoCal mods – Jschen – has been missing in action. He is alive and well. But sadly, his days of moderating are coming to a close. It has been discovered that Jason (Jschen) has been linked to a number of unsolved crimes in San Diego, the state of California, and indeed, the entire world. Bike p0rn, LBS break-ins, kitten kicking, trolling in A&S, have all been linked to this once-trusted BFer.
In addition, Jschen has been circumstantially linked to the following crimes and disasters:
• Global warming
• The TV show Caveman
• Cattle mutilations
• Littering with empty Gu packets
• Ovoleg
• Sandbagging
On a personal note, it has become very dangerous for me (his wifey) to continue to associate with him. Upon learning of my notorious donkey-spanking affair with fellow mod Voltman, Jason leapt into his BMW wearing nothing but adult diapers and JPconrad’s borrowed afro wig. He then drove the entire length of San Diego County and let the air out of Voltie’s tires.
It is indeed a disappointment to learn about my hubby’s secret lives. Not life, lives. All this time I thought he was a young, nubile scientist who was content being my little love monkey (although I did lend him out to MErider1 on occasion).
Instead, this old cougar discovered a trove of secret identities and personas that he had been concealing in order to perpetuate his crime spree. Perhaps you have seen him:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2032/2066339020_d06575505e.jpg
To combat this new information, the powers-that-be at BF are stripping him of his moderating powers and banishing him to a godforsaken hellhole known as... North Carolina. There, he will be punished with repeated 5000-foot climbs in his big ring. All I can say is, you NC’ers better have your fire trucks at the ready. Lock your doors. Watch your children. Bring your pets inside. Keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times.
North Carolina... you have been forewarned.
Missing BF Mod is Key to Unsolved Crime Spree!
In case you hadn’t noticed, one of our BF SoCal mods – Jschen – has been missing in action. He is alive and well. But sadly, his days of moderating are coming to a close. It has been discovered that Jason (Jschen) has been linked to a number of unsolved crimes in San Diego, the state of California, and indeed, the entire world. Bike p0rn, LBS break-ins, kitten kicking, trolling in A&S, have all been linked to this once-trusted BFer.
In addition, Jschen has been circumstantially linked to the following crimes and disasters:
• Global warming
• The TV show Caveman
• Cattle mutilations
• Littering with empty Gu packets
• Ovoleg
• Sandbagging
On a personal note, it has become very dangerous for me (his wifey) to continue to associate with him. Upon learning of my notorious donkey-spanking affair with fellow mod Voltman, Jason leapt into his BMW wearing nothing but adult diapers and JPconrad’s borrowed afro wig. He then drove the entire length of San Diego County and let the air out of Voltie’s tires.
It is indeed a disappointment to learn about my hubby’s secret lives. Not life, lives. All this time I thought he was a young, nubile scientist who was content being my little love monkey (although I did lend him out to MErider1 on occasion).
Instead, this old cougar discovered a trove of secret identities and personas that he had been concealing in order to perpetuate his crime spree. Perhaps you have seen him:
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2032/2066339020_d06575505e.jpg
To combat this new information, the powers-that-be at BF are stripping him of his moderating powers and banishing him to a godforsaken hellhole known as... North Carolina. There, he will be punished with repeated 5000-foot climbs in his big ring. All I can say is, you NC’ers better have your fire trucks at the ready. Lock your doors. Watch your children. Bring your pets inside. Keep your arms and legs inside the car at all times.
North Carolina... you have been forewarned.