Foo - I'm in the Hospital!

Fortunately, they have wireless internet, so I won't go completely insane :eek:

I had a little problem, not to get too graphic, but I am going to have to have surgery to correct a rectal prolapse (I blew around a foot of intestine out of it!).:eek: I'll be off the bike and stuck in hospital for a bit. :(

If you've ever seen the weight lifter pic that's so gross, you'll get the picture and NO ONE needs to post it.

DANG, That blows Tom!

Get better soon.

:eek: :( I hope they do a good job, Tom. Glad to hear you've got something to do. We'll leave all the tedious spam removal for you. ;)

My only consolation is that I haVE SOME REALLY GOOD PAIN MEDS (mORPHINE!)

YEEEEEOOOOUCHIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

Get well soon!!!!

Get better soon!

ehhhh, how'd you do that? You weren't eating any of my cooking!

Heal up quickly and get back to the bike soon!

This thread is worthless without pics.






OK, OK!!!! You all were thinking it, I just said it.



Seriously, good luck to you and I hope you heal quickly.

Hey Tom, is anybody watching us that is not on Narcotics?

Sorry Tom.

God's speed to getting better.

Yowee Tom. Rest up and get better. You've got things to do. More Home Runs to hit.

ewww, hope you heal up quick Tom, and whatever they do, don't let them use your own samurai sword on you.

Oh dude....that sounds quite rough. Sorry to hear it.

Is it in anyway related to the bariatric surgery?

Sorry to hear it, get better quick. :(

Glad you have internet and BF to keep you distracted.

Fortunately, they have wireless internet, so I won't go completely insane :eek:

I had a little problem, not to get too graphic, but I am going to have to have surgery to correct a rectal prolapse (I blew around a foot of intestine out of it!).:eek: I'll be off the bike and stuck in hospital for a bit. :(

If you've ever seen the weight lifter pic that's so gross, you'll get the picture and NO ONE needs to post it.

Yyyyeeeeooowwww!

Get well soon!

I'm hoping this is a hoax, like when you and chip pulled that one awhile back. If not, then best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Yikes!! I don't want to know how it happened. Just put everything back in and sew it shut. Heal up.

I had a little problem, not to get too graphic, but I am going to have to have surgery to correct a rectal prolapse (I blew around a foot of intestine out of it!).:eek: I'll be off the bike and stuck in hospital for a bit. :(

If you've ever seen the weight lifter pic that's so gross, you'll get the picture and NO ONE needs to post it.

Not too graphic at all.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/Mo_Phat/random/puke.jpg

Wow! Please rest up and heal... the bike will be there when you are finally healthy enough to ride Tom. Best Wishes.

Wow Tom, that sucks. :(

I hope it all goes well and you're back on the bike soon!

I'm hoping this is a hoax, like when you and chip pulled that one awhile back. If not, then best wishes for a speedy recovery.

I really wish it was a hoax! I'm in hospital and I ain't kidding!

KT, it does appear to be related to massive weight loss. I lost some of the structural support around the Sigmoidal Colon and SURPRISE, a foot log party favor from the wrong end!:eek:

a foot log party favor from the wrong end!:eek:

Ok...I think I can honestly say....that's not my idea of a party! I think your gonna have to make some changes before I make it up North someday and party with all the northerner BF folks.

That must've been a fun time in admitting.

Nurse: "So whatsamattawitchu?"
Tom: "Yeah, so ummm...uhhh...it's like this...there's this thing hanging where I never had anything hanging before..."

Get better soon!

Glad to see you are still in good spirits despite 'the worm popping out of the apple'. All the best to you and your wife, and a speedy recovery!

That must've been a fun time in admitting.

Nurse: "So whatsamattawitchu?"
Tom: "Yeah, so ummm...uhhh...it's like this...there's this thing hanging where I never had anything hanging before..."

Get better soon!

I got a feeling if it hurt like i think it did, then it's more like..."who gives a rat's ass, just fix this damned thing!"

Tom's on drugs. Thought you had been a little quiet. Get well Tom.

I really wish it was a hoax! I'm in hospital and I ain't kidding!

KT, it does appear to be related to massive weight loss. I lost some of the structural support around the Sigmoidal Colon and SURPRISE, a foot log party favor from the wrong end!:eek:

Speedy and safe recovery to you. I hope you're able to get back in the saddle soon (although I'm sure that's the furthest thought from your mind right now.)

Get well soon!

Now that you've had enough sympathy and frowny faces, I'll just add that all this is is progress from losing all that weight, so in a way it's a good thing. Enjoy the pain killers, and just be glad it didn't happen when there was nice weather!

Tom's on drugs. Thought you had been a little quiet. Get well Tom.

Tom's always been on drugs, didn't you know that? :p

Sweet Jeebus Tom, that must a been one hella big deuce! And I thought I was uncomfortable with my rectal fissures, but fer chrrisakes! :eek:

Yeah, don't hesitate with the morphine!

Now that you've had enough sympathy and frowny faces, I'll just add that all this is is progress from losing all that weight, so in a way it's a good thing. Enjoy the pain killers, and just be glad it didn't happen when there was nice weather!

Actually, I'm just really happy it didn't happen up on the UP while I was out in the Big Woods! :eek: I can just imagine the trouble I'd have been in 30 -50 miles from help and no cell

I just got a visual:eek: Get well soon Tom. Keep us updated.

I really wish it was a hoax! I'm in hospital and I ain't kidding!

KT, it does appear to be related to massive weight loss. I lost some of the structural support around the Sigmoidal Colon and SURPRISE, a foot log party favor from the wrong end!:eek:

OH CRIKEY!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

Wow....Modding P&R is now quantifiably a pain in the ass !
:eek:

Best wishes on recovery, Tom

Get well soon Tom. Sorry to hear that.

best wishes for a speedy, no wait wrong drug...

morphine aided / induced recovery.

Eeeewww!

I hope you get better soon.

Tom, I can only imagine how painful your situation is! Thank goodness it did not happen in the boonies far away from help. If it had to happen I suppose it was best now. Corrective surgery and then out there again on the bike ASAP!

I hope you get well soon and everything turns out well! Intestines hanging out, narcotics on board, and you still post! Damn Tom you are one tough son of gun!

Get well Tom, And listen to your doctor about recovery.

K?

Eeks! Hope they fix you all better! And quickly too!

geez Tom, sorry to hear. Hope you get better soon.

I know this guy who can make you right for just a couple of drinks, but you might end up leaving the Mrs. :D

Heal up.

That's horrible news. I hope you get reassembled quickly and painlessly.

get better,speedy recovery and take care of yourself.
oh yea try not to sneeze

get better,speedy recovery and take care of yourself.
oh yea try not to sneeze

Or laugh, or cough! :eek:

Wow....Modding P&R is now quantifiably a pain in the ass !
:eek:

Best wishes on recovery, Tom
Ain't that the truth!

Tom.

Sending good thought your way. Hope you have a speedy recovery.