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nycphotography
11-27-07, 03:35 PM
The doctor who invented Gatorade died (http://hdlns.com/g1zf856za14018694/UF+Doc+Who+Invented+Gatorade+Dies+at+80). Bummer.


mollusk
11-27-07, 03:41 PM
As a Gator I must shed a tear (but not a crocodile tear).

rufvelo
11-27-07, 03:51 PM
Why bummer - all part of life. He had a good life, invented something for which he will be remembered.


halfspeed
11-27-07, 04:17 PM
all part of life.

I don't get that cliche. Death is the opposite of life, not part of it.

Sirrobinofcoxly
11-27-07, 04:36 PM
We'll raise a glass of g' to him!

scotch
11-27-07, 04:36 PM
i like the red...good stuff.

PipinFan
11-27-07, 04:41 PM
I must say that I love Gatorade VERRRYYYY MUUCCHHH !!! sorry for the loss.

CharlieWoo
11-27-07, 04:52 PM
Must have been all that brominated vegetable oil they put in Gatorade.

ovrrdrive
11-27-07, 07:35 PM
Lemme guess... He died of dehydration right?

Wino Ryder
11-27-07, 07:42 PM
[QUOTE=PipinFan;5703207]I must say that I love Gatorade VERRRYYYY MUUCCHHH !!! sorry for the loss.



same here. In fact, part of the reason I like to ride bikes is so I can suck down some gatorade!!

mmmmmmmm...good stuff on ice in a water bottle. :D

jaxgtr
11-27-07, 07:46 PM
It's a sad day for the Gator Nation. :(

Sprocket Man
11-27-07, 07:48 PM
Dr. J. Robert Cade will be cremated this Friday. His ashes will be poured into a 24 oz. bottle of water and shaken vigorously.

Doid23
11-27-07, 07:53 PM
I don't get that cliche. Death is the opposite of life, not part of it.

What is birth?

permanentjaun
11-27-07, 07:58 PM
Naturally, we called it gatoraid.

(Awesome commercial)

Hammertoe
11-27-07, 07:59 PM
Life Is A Death Sentence...

Enjoy It While You Got It...


I don't get that cliche. Death is the opposite of life, not part of it.

Death is part of the life cycle...



RIP...

shakeNbake
11-27-07, 08:09 PM
It should've been the Accelerade guy who died.

That **** taste horrible.

SlowSpinner
11-28-07, 03:35 PM
A moment of silence.

hos13
11-28-07, 03:45 PM
Dr. J. Robert Cade will be cremated this Friday. His ashes will be poured into a 24 oz. bottle of water and shaken vigorously.

It maybe bad, but I couldn't help but laugh at this.

Nekura
11-28-07, 04:22 PM
go cure cancer!

Edonis13
11-28-07, 04:27 PM
It should've been the Accelerade guy who died.

That **** taste horrible.

but it works.... ;)

dcbikeguy
11-28-07, 04:28 PM
Why bummer - all part of life. He had a good life, invented something for which he will be remembered.

Because he's dead now you moron. As in, if you tried to call him on the phone to enjoy his company - you couldn't...because he's dead.

Edonis13
11-28-07, 04:32 PM
Because he's dead now you moron. As in, if you tried to call him on the phone to enjoy his company - you couldn't...because he's dead.

wait. could you explain that for me one more time, i dont quite understand. are dead people, like, not living anymore? im confused. :(

dcbikeguy
11-28-07, 04:35 PM
wait. could you explain that for me one more time, i dont quite understand. are dead people, like, not living anymore? im confused. :(

Punctuation is your friend - why do you hate him?

Edonis13
11-28-07, 04:38 PM
Punctuation is your friend - why do you hate him?

i, dont know; who yo'ure talking" ?about,

dcbikeguy
11-28-07, 04:42 PM
i, dont know; who yo'ure talking" ?about,

This is you...

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/dcbikeguy/1004jimnerd.gif

Edonis13
11-28-07, 04:43 PM
This is you...

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/dcbikeguy/1004jimnerd.gif

add 30 pounds and take away the glasses. that would be in the right ballpark.

dcbikeguy
11-28-07, 04:46 PM
add 30 pounds and take away the glasses. that would be in the right ballpark.

But in your avatar you look so nice and cute...and svelte. Que pasa Edonis?

Edonis13
11-28-07, 04:54 PM
But in your avatar you look so nice and cute...and svelte. Que pasa Edonis?

its an illusion.

dcbikeguy
11-28-07, 05:03 PM
its an illusion.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/dcbikeguy/DougHenning.jpg

rufvelo
11-28-07, 06:26 PM
Because he's dead now you moron. As in, if you tried to call him on the phone to enjoy his company - you couldn't...because he's dead.

Wrong, you'd still get his voicemail and can set up an appointment. He may not show, but that's a different issue completely - we're now talking logistics. Surely there must be something inside that turban (or thick skull) of yours besides grass to figure this kind of stuff out - not apparent from your posts though.

Coyote2
11-28-07, 10:09 PM
I'm glad that other people get in pissing contests, too...

dcbikeguy
11-28-07, 10:38 PM
Wrong, you'd still get his voicemail and can set up an appointment. He may not show, but that's a different issue completely - we're now talking logistics. Surely there must be something inside that turban (or thick skull) of yours besides grass to figure this kind of stuff out - not apparent from your posts though.

Not even remotely funny my Canadian friend. Actually....quite lame. Here try this one:

Q: How do you empty a swimming pool of Canadians (again, that's you weenie)?
A: You say, "Excuse me, could everyone please get out of the pool?"

That is all. Again.

ovrrdrive
11-29-07, 02:37 AM
Ouch... :lol:

Coyote2, I'm right there with ya brother... I thought I was the only one too.

rufvelo
11-29-07, 05:03 AM
Not even remotely funny my Canadian friend. Actually....quite lame. Here try this one:

Q: How do you empty a swimming pool of Canadians (again, that's you weenie)?
A: You say, "Excuse me, could everyone please get out of the pool?"

That is all. Again.

You excel at being consistently wrong in your assumptions - Canadian? Nice. FIrst shake head vigorously to empty the mulch from in there via the ears and think again (you may want to quit chewing gum since we've established that you cant multitask).

blonduathlongrl
11-29-07, 07:27 AM
I'm glad that other people get in pissing contests, too...

no indication that this will kick the bucket any time soon.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n45/blonduathlongrl/haterade-logo.jpg


rest in peace Dr. Gatorade.

substructure
11-29-07, 07:33 AM
This is you...

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/dcbikeguy/1004jimnerd.gif



No. That's me. Are you like watching me or something?

dcbikeguy
11-29-07, 08:01 AM
No. That's me. Are you like watching me or something?

Yes, I am. Look over your shoulder today and you will see me...I love Jebus.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/dcbikeguy/MarchingforBotto.jpg

mrbUSA
11-29-07, 09:35 AM
If "Mr. Gatorade" was alive today, do you know what he would be doing????

JoesInBoston
11-29-07, 10:35 AM
but it works.... ;)

+1 for the Accelerade. And I actually think that the orange flavor tastes good, kinda like an orange creamsicle.

rufvelo
11-30-07, 07:53 AM
Yes, I am. Look over your shoulder today and you will see me...I love Jebus.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/dcbikeguy/MarchingforBotto.jpg

Finally a self portrait, loser?
:D

blonduathlongrl
11-30-07, 08:02 AM
^^^ you guys still at each other's throath???????? or hairy chest?:p

not feeling the love this morning..

but for bf's tradition sake, carry on..:D

Doggus
11-30-07, 08:33 AM
^^^ you guys still at each other's throath???????? or hairy chest?:p

not feeling the love this morning..

but for bf's tradition sake, carry on..:D


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