Holy Guads! He's got a blog.

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Since he can't post it. Here it is.

http://ryanf.wordpress.com/

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Second Mouse

I'll probably get banned for this, or at least killed, but He Who Must Not Be Named has a blog now. You might want to let lunch settle before you go there, but here it is:

http://ryanf.wordpress.com/

I would say something like "be kind", but that would be a waste of breath. Happy hunting.

Cheers.

superdex

Also its 6 days a week starting Janurary 1st, because I only have 2 chooses , sweet on the mat or BLEED on the streets.

That earns a C in English? Who's his teacher, Long Duck Dong?

LIUser22

who finds this stuff?

Second Mouse

It's a long story. And I apologize. :D

-VELOCITY-

That earns a C in English? Who's his teacher, Long Duck Dong?

:roflmao::roflmao:

kukusz

lol. He is either is great troll or a goofy kid. I vote for the latter. The "I miss BF" post made me tear up.

scotch

are YOU ryanf, mr. mouse?

this place is a house of mirrors...

Second Mouse

are YOU ryanf, mr. mouse?

this place is a house of mirrors...

Oh God no, I'm not ryan. I could never come up with this stuff.

TrekJapan

I haven't been here long enough to know any of this story but I can thoroughly imagine why he's getting a C in English. Posting from class and all.

I don't even want to know what "sweet on the mat" is.

John

CharlieWoo

"I’m thinking about college." ... "because I only have 2 chooses , sweet on the mat"

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

TheKillerPenguin

I’ve been banned forever or until I win a pro bike race or two which ever is sooner. Its been 43 days since my last post. I still don’t know why I’m banned. Thank fully i can still read. It’s mostly garbage but I do enjoy some of the threads mostly the p-cad ones and posts by Thekillerpenguin in the training status. I’m there daily.
This means I suck, doesn't it :(

Psydotek

Awesomeness. :D

CharlieWoo

I haven't been here long enough to know any of this story but I can thoroughly imagine why he's getting a C in English. Posting from class and all.

I don't even want to know what "sweet on the mat" is.

John

A "C" in 3rd grade English maybe.

scotch

Awesomeness. :D

i agree. nice find.

CrimsonKarter21

Awesome. But what about that other Jan Ullrich loverboy on here?

celticfrost

I'll probably get banned for this, or at least killed, but He Who Must Not Be Named has a blog now. You might want to let lunch settle before you go there, but here it is:

http://ryanf.wordpress.com/

I would say something like "be kind", but that would be a waste of breath. Happy hunting.

Cheers.

Awesome. BF should annex his blog and make it part of the P&R subforum.

MDcatV

RyanF was one of the few reasons I ever strayed out of the racing subforum.

Sirrobinofcoxly

I'm leaning towards it being a fake considering that all the posts on it were posted today, and someone "found it" today too. Funny...but lame.

dcbikeguy

RyanF was one of the few reasons I ever strayed out of the racing subforum.

Wow. Lucky for us Mr. Exciting. :rolleyes:

rog

I'm leaning towards it being a fake considering that all the posts on it were posted today, and someone "found it" today too. Funny...but lame.

Seriously. It can't be a coincidence, can it? "Hey, Ryan F just started a new blog today, and I just happened to stumble across it".

Nah, can't be.

Second Mouse

You guys are trying to read between the lines. Except there's nothing between the lines to read. :p The boy just started the blog today (or maybe yesterday, I don't know). We were chatting over in gabbly and since he can't post on BF, he asked me to mention something about his exciting new blog.

BillyD

I got a BIG bowl of popcorn for the rest of this.

All's left to wonder is how many pages this is gonna go. :rolleyes:

Who needs TV.

AlanS

Seriously. It can't be a coincidence, can it? "Hey, Ryan F just started a new blog today, and I just happened to stumble across it".

Nah, can't be.

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z35/alansPhotoBucket/smells.jpg

dcbikeguy

I have to agree...

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u112/dcbikeguy/pile.jpg

CastIron

That's him.
I’m in English Class right now BTW.
Friggin' priceless.

slimvela

http://www.freewebs.com/slimvela/people_who_care.jpg

Naterider

I am a loser. I bookmarked it...

Bike enthusiast

HAHA!!! I love CW's comment:

http://ryanf.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/racing/#comments

Made me laugh out loud.

Pharmr

http://forums.maxima.org/images/smilies/ohsnap.gif

celticfrost

HAHA!!! I love CW's comment:

http://ryanf.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/racing/#comments

Made me laugh out loud.

Still not as funny as the man himself though. From http://ryanf.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/racing/#comments:

“…I wished for tights for christmas…”

spry

HAHA!!! I love CW's comment:

http://ryanf.wordpress.com/2007/11/28/racing/#comments

Made me laugh out loud.

"hardin racer":roflmao:

Trsnrtr

"unconfretable"

You have to love it. :D

cooker

I'm leaning towards it being a fake considering that all the posts on it were posted today, and someone "found it" today too. Funny...but lame.

Kid can't even escape BF urban legends offline.

I think this is a great development - I think it was suggested by crtreedude. It'll allow Ryanf to continue to interact with bikeforums without using the backdoor, so to speak.

Edit: it was suggested by crtreedude: http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=5660528&postcount=182

14max

Kid can't even escape BF urban legends offline.

I think this is a great development - I think it was suggested by crtreedude. It'll allow Ryanf to continue to interact with bikeforums without using the backdoor, so to speak.

Ryanf IS a backdoor...

prendrefeu

Ryanf IS a backdoor...

Yes, and you all like to go through it.

barndoor

Absolutely priceless.....so little said with so little words

CrimsonKarter21

Most people will never race a bike. I have if you count sprinting in a group ride. I was smoked for two reasons one because i was on the front and i’m no sprinter. Here is how I idmagen real racing. I’m going to give you a real world senerio - Your in vetinam, on a recon mission up the mecon delta, next thing you know you stepped on a little present from charlie, its a boncnin betty, YOU GOT A HEART BEAT TO REACT or your going to be wearing your sack like so much aftershave!!!

I really liked this gem here.

BananaTugger

What are Guads?

Tom Stormcrowe

A Ryanf misspelling of Quads, and it seems to have spread out. ryanf is the earliest referer to guads I've been able to find on Google.

cooker

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=292134

Psydotek

The Guadmeister is keeping the blog active.

http://ryanf.wordpress.com

:D

East Hill

"May- my First race, Win michigan’s only yellow jersey at the tour of kensington valley."

"I’ve been banned forever or until I win a pro bike race or two which ever is sooner."

So, does this mean he's returning in May?

East Hill

zencentury

I need a translator.

cooker

Let's see some comments there, people.

East Hill

Are we encouraging, or discouraging?

East Hill

cooker

Are we encouraging, or discouraging?

East HillI'll leave that to you. He pretty much got enured to any kind of comment when he was on BF. I'm sure he'd appreciate some contact.

edzo

That earns a C in English? Who's his teacher, Long Duck Dong?

srsly, I lol'd

I am lol'ing right now

"
you need a nickname. Like der Kaiser or Il Pirata. Might I suggest The Guadmeister or Der Plunderer?"

"
I’m riding the trainer. I’m sick of the wussy comments. I try to be tough but if its under 60 F and i ride. I get a insta-Bonk. I Stop at the gassation and get starburst and get home alive. Eat and take a nap. Thats when its 55 degrees. Lower then that and my core body temp would be from 98.6 to dead before i got anywhere. I’m getting tights but come on. My metablosim is low i don’t create a lot of heat. My body is prefect for dissapation heat. Tall and thin like a piece of paper. I’m not happy riding under 80 Degrees. I can ride a trainer out in the garage though. Its about 20 degrees F in the garage and im fine if im not riding fast down the road. I’m not wining in this post."

man I am laughing to death. long live ryanf

crtreedude

Kid can't even escape BF urban legends offline.

I think this is a great development - I think it was suggested by crtreedude. It'll allow Ryanf to continue to interact with bikeforums without using the backdoor, so to speak.

Edit: it was suggested by crtreedude: http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=5660528&postcount=182

Sure, blame me for this... :rolleyes:

East Hill

Sure, blame me for this... :rolleyes:

We're not blaming you. Personally, I think it's an excellent way for ryanf to communicate to the rest of the world that he's serious about his racing.

He does need to work on his English, however.

East Hill