Foo - This one person in my office ...
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substructure
12-04-07, 12:53 PM
Is constantly blowing and blowing and blowing and blowing his nose for like 10 minutes, everyday, several times a day, when there is obviously (from the sound) no need to. He just blows dry into a cloth at least 3 dozen times. Why? And why do I want to go punch him?
KingTermite
12-04-07, 12:54 PM
Why? And why do I want to go punch him?
Because you are a mean person. But don't worry....God still loves you.
substructure
12-04-07, 12:56 PM
Because you are a mean person. But don't worry....God still loves you.
Yes and Yes. But sometimes I wonder how He can.
HE JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!
thplmn72
12-04-07, 12:56 PM
Sounds like a nervous habit tell him to take up smoking then he'll blow outside
ModoVincere
12-04-07, 12:56 PM
have you seen my stapler?
KingTermite
12-04-07, 12:57 PM
Yes and Yes. But sometimes I wonder how He can.
HE JUST DID IT AGAIN!!!!
Just go punch him. Don't worry, God will forgive you if you ask.
substructure
12-04-07, 12:59 PM
Just go punch him. Don't worry, God will forgive you if you ask.
No, I'll get fired.
But, I could punch him, get fired, ask for forgiveness and a new job.
Winner = Me
Sin then ask forgiveness. It works for millions.
My house mate is like that and she sounds like a freakin' fog horn too!
mtnwalker
12-04-07, 01:02 PM
Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
substructure
12-04-07, 01:05 PM
Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
I don't think I have that much gas. I think if he had boogers up there he was trying to get out, he could do THIS - wait for it...wait for it ... mmmmmmmm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ3xO3WsIAU&eurl=http://www.withleather.com/)
Try burping every time he blows his nose. You guys can have a duet of some sort.
LOL
maybe he is allergic to his finger?
I don't think I have that much gas. I think if he had boogers up there he was trying to get out, he could do THIS - wait for it...wait for it ... mmmmmmmm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ3xO3WsIAU&eurl=http://www.withleather.com/)
With a coffee chaser!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOdld4Zg-os
substructure
12-04-07, 01:14 PM
There he goes again. My goodness, this guy is blowing brain matter into his cloth.
barndoor
12-04-07, 01:14 PM
You're in an office, right? Just grab a couple of pencils and jam them up his nose.....eraser first, for pete's sake..you don't want to pucture his brain!....or do you?
substructure
12-04-07, 01:15 PM
With a coffee chaser!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IOdld4Zg-os
Oh dear Lord?!?! There was like a million people around him. At least I wait until I'm in the toilet.
This is even better! :eek:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VbNgT_b3_nI
Doolally
12-04-07, 01:19 PM
Maybe he's flirting?
substructure
12-04-07, 01:20 PM
Gag
This is even better! :eek:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VbNgT_b3_nI
oh thank you lord for my fast and nimble typing fingers as I was able to scramble out of that one before he blew what ever into his hands ... <as I'm sitting here eating one of those instant noodle dishes>:eek:
SingingSabre
12-04-07, 01:28 PM
Just go punch him. Don't worry, God will forgive you if you ask.
He's right. I will.
KingTermite
12-04-07, 01:28 PM
He's right. I will.
There ya go, Sub. You heard it from the horse's mouth. :eek: :D
catatonic
12-04-07, 01:34 PM
get him one of those kitchen sink water sprayers, but modified to spray through a thin tube.
Give this to him, tell him it's a "nasal ******"....maybe he will get the hint.
substructure
12-04-07, 01:39 PM
Maybe he's doing coke. Because he's really going at it today.
austropithicus
12-04-07, 01:47 PM
Maybe he's doing coke. Because he's really going at it today.
Then you could be buddies! Go chase chicks tonight.
substructure
12-04-07, 01:56 PM
There he goes again. He has blown his nose more than anything else this afternoon.
goldfishin
12-04-07, 01:59 PM
i have problems like that sometimes. cept it usually only happens a few times a day. sometimes one blows one's nose so that one does not sneez. perhaps he's just trying not to sneez.
also, why do you care? you're getting paid just to site on your ass, doing nothing while pissing around here.
Doolally
12-04-07, 02:02 PM
There he goes again. He has blown his nose more than anything else this afternoon.
What else would he be blowing? What kind of "office" do you work in, anyway?
KingTermite
12-04-07, 02:16 PM
What else would he be blowing? What kind of "office" do you work in, anyway?
He forgot to mention his "office" was a Nasanex testing facility. Duh!!
substructure
12-04-07, 02:18 PM
i have problems like that sometimes. cept it usually only happens a few times a day. sometimes one blows one's nose so that one does not sneez. perhaps he's just trying not to sneez.
also, why do you care? you're getting paid just to site on your ass, doing nothing while pissing around here.
But, I should be working so ....
MillCreek
12-04-07, 03:17 PM
As your healthcare provider probably told you, it can take a few weeks for Lexapro to reach its maximum effect. Stick it out, keep taking it, and things will improve soon.
Mo'Phat
12-04-07, 03:18 PM
Here's what you do, sub...every time he blows his nose. Unzip your pants and start slapping your leg or something. Then when he stops, say(under your breath), "Oh man! So close!"...after a few times doing this...he'll stop.
He's obviously working a large-scale ball of mucous that just won't budge. You might help him out with a decongestant or put on a rainsuit for went it finally lets loose.
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