Fifty Plus (50+) - moving to montana soon ...

Ok, that's a Frank Zappa lyric about raising dental floss.

So I saw a Discovery Science show yesterday and became enamored. I'm thinking it would be a nice retirement career to move to Costa Rica and build bikes out of bamboo and hemp.

I'll just leave that one out there for now.

gonna be a mental toss flycoon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

I'd stay away from Montana. I hear they have a problem with weasels ripping your flesh.

Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?

'Peaches En Regalia'

and who can forget

'Suzy Creamcheese' (she liked to 'nasty')

The poodle bites
The poodle chews it

Watch out where the huskies go.....

........and don't you eat that yellow snow.

Montana. Where I stole the margarine...

Or was that at a pancake breakfast, somewhere else?

gonna be a mental toss flycoon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)

I was soooo gonna write that.

Montana. Where I stole the margarine...

Or was that at a pancake breakfast, somewhere else?That would be " at St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast, where I stole the margarine".

Don't forget your zircon encrusted tweezer.

That would be " at St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast, where I stole the margarine".

:D:D:D

After having done a bike tour through Montana this summer... not sure it's the place I would retire. Too many rednecks, large vehicles going way to fast and roads with no shoulders (but they all have rumblestrips!) and people who don't like cyclist... just saying... :rolleyes:

That town is a sealed tuna sandwich.

Montana, my son lives in Missoula. He says if you are from California, you are not welcome.

I got that message loud and clear this summer! :(

Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Sheik Yerbouti...Sheik Yerbouti

I live in Bozeman, and there are few rednecks. I moved here from California and there is nothing but friendly open arms.

While I love the nature, open spaces and Yellowtone Park, I gotta say, the cycling season is too darn short, and there are far two few paved secondary roads. But I also love winter, and the full 4 seasons.

All in all its a beatiful place. Darn hard to make a living though.

I may be totally wrong but I'm a ... dancin' fool

This last summer, on my way to Montana I stopped at a friends house located in Island Park, Idaho. It's right at the west gate of Yellowstone. Now that was a beautiful place to live and riding through Yellowstone was just awesome. But my friend admits once it starts to get cold he's out of there. Winters up North are brutal! He's lucky enough to also have a lovely home here in Mission Viejo (CA). I do like Idaho alot. Might be a good alternative for me to consider for retirement.

"Then I will live in Montana, marry a round American woman and raise rabbits."

Do the Mud Shark!

SHEIK YERBOUTI:


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What AM I missing? :(

What AM I missing? :(

I'm not sure your really missing it.

Now I'm in hot plate heaven
At the Green Hotel

...

Hey, pass me the dog food!

"Weasels Ripped My Flesh"







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You're late on the weasels' reference. I hit it in post #3!

You're late on the weasels' reference. I hit it in post #3!

Well, I got another one in on post #5, so there!:p

Besides, the pictures are priceless. I couldn't help myself!

On a more serious note, the Zappa/Mothers stuff was a hoot, but by the same token Frank was an extremely talented artist, much underappreciated.

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Gonna be a dental floss tycoon.

Hey, is nobody reading the first page? We seem to have gone into reruns. :rolleyes:

Well I'm watchin' and I'm waitin'
I'm hopin' for the best
Even think I'll start to prayin', every time I hear them sayin'
There's no way to delay that trouble comin' every day

Hey, is nobody reading the first page? We seem to have gone into reruns. :rolleyes:


Don't tell the brain police.

I remember duh,duh...............................they had a swimming pool.

Ok, that's a Frank Zappa lyric about raising dental floss.

So I saw a Discovery Science show yesterday and became enamored. I'm thinking it would be a nice retirement career to move to Costa Rica and build bikes out of bamboo and hemp.

I'll just leave that one out there for now.

Pshaw - I have a F900 Cannondale I will have you know!

LMAO - how do you old farts remember all those lyrics? For me, the '60's (and much of the '70's) is kind of a blur.

Damn...now I'm going to have to go out and buy that CD. Wonder if it will sound as good when I'm not stoned?

Brown shoes don't make it.

The evil corrupter of youth suggesting that he roll up a sweaty gym sock in a college diploma and smoke it. (dummy up)

edit: oops! That should be a gym sock stuffed in a high school diploma. The college degree is stuffed with absolutely nothing. You get nothing with your college degree.

Sorry about the re-run but me and the Pygmy Pony were just lamenting.

I was just sitting here pondering the significance of short person behavior in pedal depressed, panchromatic resonance, and other highly ambient domains.
arf

Sorry about the re-run but me and the Pygmy Pony were just lamenting.

Let me guess, over by the dental floss bush, right? :lol::roflmao::lol:

LMAO - how do you old farts remember all those lyrics? For me, the '60's (and much of the '70's) is kind of a blur.

Damn...now I'm going to have to go out and buy that CD. Wonder if it will sound as good when I'm not stoned?

Aww SSP, I'm sorry you got a head like a potato, I really am.

Ahh yes...nothing like being in the presence of Phi Zappa Krappa alumni.... memories ....vaguely....very vaguely.

Once, a college roommate and I started exchanging Zappa lyrics at a party and it went on until the next afternoon. :D

"Then I will live in Montana, marry a round American woman and raise rabbits."

Now THAT movie is in our video library! One of my favorites: Hunt for Red October. We just watched all three in that series. Still like Alec Baldwin better than Harrison Ford as Jack. But Harrison Ford is pretty wonderful, too.

King Kong

Last time I saw Frank was on Dec 8, 1980 in Santa Barbara at the Arlington Theater. I was celebrating my 27th birthday. He was his usual snide self for the first half of the concert. After the break he was professional but subdued. I have to assume he knew about John Lennon's murder.

Hard to believe it was 27 years ago. Half my life!

Call any vegetable

Moon Unit
Dweezil
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen

Ahh yes...nothing like being in the presence of Phi Zappa Krappa alumni....
Broken hearts are for a-holes!!!

:)

Why does it hurt when I pee?