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Portis
12-05-07, 11:21 AM
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/19277/jess%20simpson.jpg
Jessica Simpson

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/19277/Jessica%20Alba.jpg
Jessica Alba

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/usr/1/19277/jessica-biel.jpg
Jessica Biel

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518Y2VZYQ3L._AA240_.jpg
Jessica Hahn


ModoVincere
12-05-07, 11:22 AM
http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/homer_drooling.jpg

KingTermite
12-05-07, 11:25 AM
I'd prefer Jessica by the Allman Brothers, but since that was not an option, I'll take Ms. Alba (I think she'll take this poll, hands down).


Olebiker
12-05-07, 11:26 AM
You forgot one:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Jessica_rabbit.jpg

Jessica Rabbit

VegaVixen
12-05-07, 11:26 AM
Jessica Alba gets my vote for the largest image.

FatguyRacer
12-05-07, 11:28 AM
I'd prefer Jessica by the Allman Brothers, but since that was not an option, I'll take Ms. Alba (I think she'll take this poll, hands down).

Gezzeus! How old and married am I? :p I thought this was gonna be about the song too. And i was gonna add my 2 cents about how lame the cover version they use for Top Gear is.

Doolally
12-05-07, 11:30 AM
Jessica Alba gets my vote for the largest image.

Jessica Simpson gets my vote for the largest everything else: Talent, wit, brains.

Etc. Etc.

Portis
12-05-07, 11:31 AM
If there are any Foo women named Jessica who would like to be included in this poll, then by all means post your pic. ;)

lodi781
12-05-07, 11:32 AM
Jessica beil is the one and only.

Pheard
12-05-07, 11:33 AM
Jessica simpson rough rough!

blonduathlongrl
12-05-07, 11:36 AM
I just saw that movie "awake" with jessica Alba, I think she is talented actress and a very attractive woman.

celticfrost
12-05-07, 11:40 AM
As beautiful as Jessica Alba is, she is a distant 2nd to Ms. Biel.

And the Jessica w/ dark roots who requires gobs of caked on make-up and air brushing to make herself look like less of a man is flat out disgusting. And I'm not talking about Jessica Hahn.

CyLowe97
12-05-07, 11:45 AM
The Jessica contained on this is more beautiful and will outlast them all.

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/2562.jpg

-VELOCITY-
12-05-07, 11:52 AM
I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed.

CdCf
12-05-07, 11:58 AM
Never heard of Hahn.
Alba is a stick chick - no muscle tone or even a hint of fitness.
Simpson has a decent body, but doesn't come close to...

...BIEL! One of the fittest Hollywood stars. Beautiful arms and legs!

http://www.iesb.net/images/stories/people/jessiciabiel.jpg

http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s190/gabbybabble/2007-08/06/jessica-biel2.jpg

http://images.popsugar.com/uploads12/jessica_biel2.jpg

http://www.fatbackandcollards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/jessica-biel-and-pup-1-top.jpg

Sirrobinofcoxly
12-05-07, 12:00 PM
You forgot one:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Jessica_rabbit.jpg

Jessica Rabbit

Heh. +1

Doolally
12-05-07, 12:03 PM
I think I'll write-in Jessica Tandy. Except, I think she's dead.

colorider
12-05-07, 12:08 PM
Slight lean to Alba over Biel. Both are smokin hawt though. duh!

catatonic
12-05-07, 12:10 PM
I'd say Jessica Alba....she may not have the curve of my still #1 drool queen (Bianca Beauchamp), but she's still smokin hot.

caloso
12-05-07, 12:16 PM
I think I'll write-in Jessica Tandy. Except, I think she's dead.

She was a classic beauty, a great actress, and a real lady.

http://inlinethumb58.webshots.com/34425/1033949326030902327S425x425Q85.jpg

bpohl
12-05-07, 12:19 PM
I'm not particularly fond of any of them. Need a none of the above choice.

bpohl
12-05-07, 12:24 PM
I'm writing in Maggie Gyllenhaal. I'm sure someone in her family is named Jessica. Her brother is a Jake.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b294/chromosomecowgirl/NewBitmapImage-1.jpg

ModoVincere
12-05-07, 12:31 PM
<cold shower...must find a cold shower!>

Psydotek
12-05-07, 12:33 PM
+1 for Jessica Rabbit.

erraticrider
12-05-07, 12:40 PM
Never heard of Hahn.
Alba is a stick chick - no muscle tone or even a hint of fitness.
Simpson has a decent body, but doesn't come close to...

...BIEL! One of the fittest Hollywood stars. Beautiful arms and legs!

http://www.iesb.net/images/stories/people/jessiciabiel.jpg




Do you have a closer shot of that tattoo?

CdCf
12-05-07, 12:46 PM
http://fulton.usmagazine.com/files/images/tattoo_c1.jpg

Cateye
12-05-07, 12:48 PM
http://www.iesb.net/images/stories/people/jessiciabiel.jpg



SMOKING HOT! :love:

Doolally
12-05-07, 12:51 PM
http://fulton.usmagazine.com/files/images/tattoo_c1.jpg

I think that's what they call the Bird of Paradise.

I guess we can safely assume from its curly cargo that this Jessica is plucked.

erraticrider
12-05-07, 12:51 PM
http://fulton.usmagazine.com/files/images/tattoo_c1.jpg

Uh, that's too close. I was hoping to see a bit more of that bird of paradise.

stevesurf
12-05-07, 01:00 PM
Yes, she is annoying, but cmon...she is hot...

http://www.jessicasimpson.com/sites/jessicasimpson/files/imagecache/preview/sites/jessicasimpson/files/official_photos/Test3_0.jpg

DannoXYZ
12-05-07, 01:06 PM
I'll take them all.

KingTermite
12-05-07, 01:07 PM
I'll take them all.

You could make a "tossed salad" with them, eh?

glenng
12-05-07, 01:07 PM
Jessica Biel then Jessica Alba.

v1k1ng1001
12-05-07, 01:13 PM
Alba -- mainstream hottie, universal appeal

Biel -- pretty hot stuff

Simpson -- hotness is diminished by stupidity and shallowness of character

Portis
12-05-07, 01:14 PM
Danno voted for Jessica Hahn. Boyz got mad skillz. (not sure what that means. :o)

glenng
12-05-07, 01:20 PM
Alba -- mainstream hottie, universal appeal

Biel -- pretty hot stuff

Simpson -- hotness is diminished by stupidity and shallowness of character


Werd

VegaVixen
12-05-07, 01:21 PM
Given the interest from the men in Foo alone, I'd like to say that I'm willin' to be the pimp fo' any of these Jessicas who wanna be my ho. I thinks I can makes me quite a bit of money here. :D

Open call to all Jessicas: I will gladly pimp you fo' only 50% of th' mon-ay. Y'all know you already make in the gazillions sellin' yo' air-brushed figures to the multitudes. Let me sell the whole un-air-brushed thang, blemished body an' face an' all, to the wickedly testosterone-driven men of Foo for just a margin of what y'all are worth based on high-dollah photo-ops, and we could both pull in a little bread for lunch.... Naw'meen?

YO!

Heh. :rolleyes: (that's "sarcasm" for youse fellas who don't read too fast)

bac
12-05-07, 01:24 PM
Alba is a stick chick - no muscle tone or even a hint of fitness.

You are, of course, right. However she looks so good when she's mad:

http://www.celebri-net.com/serendipity/uploads/JessicaAlbaNewYearBeach.jpg

... Brad

v1k1ng1001
12-05-07, 01:50 PM
Given the interest from the men in Foo alone, I'd like to say that I'm willin' to be the pimp fo' any of these Jessicas who wanna be my ho. I thinks I can makes me quite a bit of money here. :D

Open call to all Jessicas: I will gladly pimp you fo' only 50% of th' mon-ay. Y'all know you already make in the gazillions sellin' yo' air-brushed figures to the multitudes. Let me sell the whole un-air-brushed thang, blemished body an' face an' all, to the wickedly testosterone-driven men of Foo for just a margin of what y'all are worth based on high-dollah photo-ops, and we could both pull in a little bread for lunch.... Naw'meen?

YO!

Heh. :rolleyes: (that's "sarcasm" for youse fellas who don't read too fast)

I'm going to forward this to your university's affirmative action office.

Chad's Colnago
12-05-07, 02:59 PM
Where was the all of the above, except Hahn option? Biel..all the way...I had a crush on her when she was on 7th heaven..hot, hot, hot.

polara426sh
12-05-07, 03:08 PM
I vote for listening to Jessica while I'm with someone much better than any of the choices listed.

cooker
12-05-07, 03:40 PM
http://fulton.usmagazine.com/files/images/tattoo_c1.jpg
Fanciest camouflage of a McBurney's incision scar I've ever seen.

c0urt
12-05-07, 04:04 PM
jessica simpson
http://jessandashlee.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/jess-simpson-blond-amb-05.jpg

trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQfQmn-o4ks

aikigreg
12-05-07, 04:05 PM
As much as I love Biel, I gotta go with Alba - she stuns me with her wit and spark as well as her body.


....but holy crap did I spank it to Jessica Hahn when I was a kid. That sam Kinison music video......*drool*

VegaVixen
12-05-07, 04:34 PM
I'm going to forward this to your university's affirmative action office.

Um. What university?

mezza
12-05-07, 04:49 PM
They are all quite welcome to share my bed... at the same time.

glenng
12-05-07, 05:02 PM
I have to vote again for Jessica Biel, I like a woman that doesn`t need any help unscrewing the lid off my new jar of marshmallow fluff.

NeCrO632
12-05-07, 05:03 PM
alba then biel...

biel is just a bit too muscular sometimes..but she does have an ample amount of "talent" :rolleyes:

and who sez alba is a "stick girl"?

how is this "stick"y?
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc20/NeCrO632/jessica_alba_into_the_blue.jpg

Portis
12-05-07, 05:11 PM
Maybe this will sway the vote.

http://m1.dotspotter.com/media/0/41/0/jessica_alba1.jpg

glenng
12-05-07, 05:14 PM
Need more Biel
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-04/07/xinsrc_29207032620566401787333.jpg
http://www.jessica-biel.com.ar/pictures/jessica-biel.jpg