Foo - Do Libraries make you have to poop?

I was talking to someone that said that being in a Library or book store makes them have to poop. I looked it up, and there are other out there that have the same feelings. So I thought I would ask around. So...?

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It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo. :)

No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

TMI isn't it?

It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo. :)

Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.

Banana Crean Pie makes me have to go.

I was talking to someone that said that being in a Library or book store makes them have to poop. I looked it up, and there are other out there that have the same feelings. So I thought I would ask around. So...?

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Hmmmm... how much fiber is in a typical (say 300 page) book?

Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.


:eek::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:ahem :eek:

No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

TMI isn't it?

Heh. My dad used to keep a roll of TP in the glove compartment of his ol' Silverado. :p

Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.

Careful, n00b! She has connections to some bovine friends who could make your life miserable. :eek:

Though, for purposes of this question, she will be known as Epoo.

You are sooooo ucked when she sees that!

Heh. My dad used to keep a roll of TP in the glove compartment of his ol' Silverado. :p

Doesn't every guy over 50? :p Gettin' old really sucks.

One of my earliest memories is of my mom taking me to the library. I've pooped at least once a day since then. I think you're on to something.

Doesn't every guy over 50? :p Gettin' old really sucks.

Y'all don't have a monopoly on it. :)

I think it usually has to do with the fact that I load up on coffee before I hit the stacks.

It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo. :)

We can't reach her. She's uh....er.... "indisposed" at the moment. ;)

Well if your apt to read in the john then what better place could you ask for.

Not specifically. However, two mochas from the library's cafe do make for a hasty deuce.

We can't reach her. She's uh....er.... "indisposed" at the moment. ;)

Yeah. From what I understand, she had the flu pretty badly.... :o

No, but my truck sure does. By the time I get to work, to a ride, or to the lake to go fishing I have to step trippingly toward the euphemism.

TMI isn't it?

Just be glad you don't drive a bookmobile.

I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.

I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.
Why does that not surprise me? Last visit 36 to 37 years ago?

I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.Speaking of which, isn't the book you checked out a few weeks ago due back pretty soon?

Why does that not surprise me? Last visit 36 to 37 years ago?

Um Termite? Portis was talking about last week. Be nice.

x, if I've told you once, I've told you a bazillionquintuplillion times: quit stealing jokes out of my brain!

x, if I've told you once, I've told you a bazillionquintuplillion times: quit stealing jokes out of my brain!

Aren't you the pot calling the kettle black, Mr. "They Might Be Tyrants". :p

But KT, I didn't pull the Tyrants joke out of your brain.

But KT, I didn't pull the Tyrants joke out of your brain.

How do you figure? I say you did. So naanaananaaanaaaa! :p

I'm sorry, but if that orifice containing that joke also contained your brain, then you are a contortionist sir.

I think the last time i was in a library it was ok to poop, because i was wearing a diaper.

You're not a crazy astronaut are you?

I'm sorry, but if that orifice containing that joke also contained your brain, then you are a contortionist sir.

:roflmao: :beer: :roflmao:

:roflmao: hahahahahahaa... no i don't have to poo in the library but record stores er..cd stores? make me wanna poo.. dunno why.. tower records..what used to be the wherehouse..even small local stores like amoeba and rasputin's.. it has to be a self contained music store.. i don't have the urge to vacate if i'm in the music section of say a target or walmart... weird...

As to CD stores, I don't have that problem. It's all about the wizz, though. Nope- for me, it's airplanes. Anything more than a 30 minute flight, and I'm ready for that walk down the aisle. Must be the vibrations, getting everything settled in.

It's all the paper products. But, to be perfectly clear about this, we must needs consults our resident Foo-libararian, Eboo. :)
So much of the information that libraries provide access to is digital nowadays, and the proportion of this is growing rapidly. Soon the dynamic will be totally different.

The only thing I leave at the library is overdue fees.

The only thing I leave at the library is overdue feces.




OOOOHHHHH The Devil made me do it!!!




:D FIXED IT!

Why does that not surprise me? Last visit 36 to 37 years ago?

No, it was back in September.

OOOOHHHHH The Devil made me Tude it!!!




:D FIXED IT!

Thanks!:rolleyes:

Statically linked or dynamic libraries?

Yep. It hapens every day. Especially after school lunches.