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jsharr
12-05-07, 07:40 PM
His name is x136

Ya'll be cool.

Right On!


Tude
12-05-07, 07:43 PM
X? ????

X is ... a man in uniform?


Ohhhh, I luvs mens in uniforms....:love:


So ... I s'pose this isn't the best time to post my butt pic with the weird tat on it? I mean I can hold off till tomorrow or Saturday.

Whaddya think? It's not too bad an all --- the majic marker and duct tape isn't too attractive, but I'll see if I can photoshop them out.

:)

x136
12-05-07, 07:43 PM
Ya'll be cool....or I'll get stabby.

You wouldn't like me when I'm stabby.


Portis
12-05-07, 07:45 PM
Rut, Ro. Looks like you got a handsome helpiing of blue star ointment. Careful where you put that stuff.

Tude
12-05-07, 07:53 PM
Rut, Ro. Looks like you got a handsome helpiing of blue star ointment. Careful where you put that stuff.

Ya know, I think that is the problem.

X, seriously - it's not a decongestant - that jar of blue stuff I know you're just slathering on? Well that is none other than SMURF lotion dude!

And just FYI ----- this is a pic of Jsharr the night he got inducted ...

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/952/gangstasmurfhi2.jpg

And here how he is now ...

http://www.satt.org/grafiken2/smurf.gif

Gawd, he is a cutie!

wolfpack
12-05-07, 07:54 PM
X was so sandbaggin'! Congratulations! ?

Michigander
12-05-07, 08:19 PM
Now that Don Knots is gone, who will replace Barney Fife as the deputy?

KingTermite
12-05-07, 08:55 PM
X136......the BikeForums Ranger. :beer:

http://image.com.com/tv/images/story/walker_texas.jpg

AllenG
12-05-07, 08:59 PM
Appropriate sound effect (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Camera/2524/sounds/haha.wav)

KingTermite
12-05-07, 09:03 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2151/2087547299_6d8d3339e8_o.gif

v1k1ng1001
12-05-07, 09:20 PM
x and I r teh noob

http://pandadan.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/noob.jpg

Tom Stormcrowe
12-05-07, 09:22 PM
Wait til they see who the third newb mod is. ;)

Air
12-06-07, 01:53 AM
Dummy. Errr... I mean congrats!

ax0n
12-06-07, 03:59 AM
As long as there's not a new jsharriff in town, we're okay. :p

corn grads, x.

crtreedude
12-06-07, 04:03 AM
X136, I always knew you were foolish... Sigh, when will they learn. I know, I know, Brian promised you all sorts of goodies, but once you are in, the pain starts.... :rolleyes:

Congrats! (I think)

Stacey
12-06-07, 04:23 AM
:roflmao:


Life as you know it is over. Congrats.

Doolally
12-06-07, 06:09 AM
Sheriff x136 always hated me
For what I don't know
And ev'ry time I plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow
He said kill it before it grow

I say!

Sixty Fiver
12-06-07, 06:18 AM
The lunatics are running the asylum.

That is just as it should be.

Congratulations x.

Hobartlemagne
12-06-07, 06:24 AM
X136......the BikeForums Ranger. :beer:

http://image.com.com/tv/images/story/walker_texas.jpg

Not a real Texan- The flag is upside down.

ModoVincere
12-06-07, 06:55 AM
Oh Dear GOD!
How in the world did this happen?








congrats X (I think)

blonduathlongrl
12-06-07, 06:56 AM
X is the man! congrats xman!

substructure
12-06-07, 07:03 AM
This is like when that one guy said, "With great power comes great responsibility."

Except take out "With great power comes great responsibility" and add "Great, we're all screwed."

chipcom
12-06-07, 07:22 AM
...or I'll get stabby.

You wouldn't like me when I'm stabby.

What you gonna stab with that lil thang? :lol:

Congrats and condolences...watch out for Jeff, he's been know to nibble on other mods during the super secret backroom mod meetings....how do you think Tom really lost all that weight?

lodi781
12-06-07, 08:03 AM
congrats x, way to go!

Siu Blue Wind
12-06-07, 08:06 AM
I'd like to see him throw that star Ninja-style. THEN I'd be impressed! :D

VegaVixen
12-06-07, 08:47 AM
Congrats, x! :) :beer:

CyLowe97
12-06-07, 08:54 AM
Modding reminds me of the chant we used to say when defeating a highly ranked rival...

OVER-RATED!!

<clap clap......clap clap clap>

OVER-RATED!!


Good luck and have fun with that, x.

ModoVincere
12-06-07, 09:57 AM
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no! Oh!
I shot the sheriff
But I didn't shoot no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a deputy,
For the life of a deputy.
But I say:

Oh, now, now. Oh!
(I shot the sheriff.) - the sheriff.
(But I swear it was in selfdefence.)
Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!
I say: I shot the sheriff - Oh, Lord! -
(And they say it is a capital offence.)
Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!

Sheriff John Brown always hated me,
For what, I don't know:
Every time I plant a seed,
He said kill it before it grow -
He said kill them before they grow.
And so:

Read it in the news:
(I shot the sheriff.) Oh, Lord!
(But I swear it was in self-defence.)


Where was the deputy? (Oo-oo-oh)
I say: I shot the sheriff,
But I swear it was in selfdefence. (Oo-oh) Yeah!

Freedom came my way one day
And I started out of town, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down,
So I shot - I shot - I shot him down and I say:
If I am guilty I will pay.

(I shot the sheriff,)
But I say (But I didn't shoot no deputy),
I didn't shoot no deputy (oh, no-oh), oh no!
(I shot the sheriff.) I did!
But I didn't shoot no deputy. Oh! (Oo-oo-ooh)

Reflexes had got the better of me
And what is to be must be:
Every day the bucket a-go a well,
One day the bottom a-go drop out,
One day the bottom a-go drop out.
I say:

I - I - I - I shot the sheriff.
Lord, I didn't shot the deputy. Yeah!
I - I (shot the sheriff) -
But I didn't shoot no deputy, yeah! No, yeah!

Ritehsedad
12-06-07, 10:01 AM
Congrats X!!! Good luck...I think you'll need it! :p

trsidn
12-06-07, 10:01 AM
Congrats, X!
Looks like Siu got a shiny blue star too!

Doolally
12-06-07, 10:03 AM
Somehow I imagine x more as Deputy Barney Fife.

Does jsharr allow him to carry a bullet?

ModoVincere
12-06-07, 10:04 AM
Yeah but even Mr. Fife had one bullet to use.

Doolally
12-06-07, 10:08 AM
Jsharr and x136 having coffee?

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070606/barney_l.jpg

jsharr
12-06-07, 10:12 AM
Actually I am a cross between Opie and Floyd the barber. x actually played Ernest T. Bass without acting.

x136
12-06-07, 10:12 AM
I know, I know, Brian promised you all sorts of goodiesDid you see the Porsche (http://www.bikeforums.net/showpost.php?p=5754311&postcount=38)?!

Thanks for the, erm, optimism and well-wishes, everyone. :p

Doolally
12-06-07, 10:14 AM
Dibs on Otis!!

ModoVincere
12-06-07, 10:19 AM
Dibs on Otis!!

No way...you don't even drink...now get outa my cell...I got to sleep one off.

Doolally
12-06-07, 10:20 AM
Dang nab it. How come I always end up as Goober.

jsharr
12-06-07, 10:22 AM
Dibs on Otis!!

You two make such a cute couple, Aunt Bea!

tasr
12-06-07, 10:31 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~jrokowski/pics/congrats.gif

Conga-Rats!