Foo - My coworker found this on her car last night

It's on plain copy paper and cropped crookedly with scissors

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/6896/patheticam9.gif

Does it get any more pathetic?

Why do I get this idea that perhaps Ryan wrote that letter.

$3.7 million? Even I've had better offers.

LOL........Where'd ya find that?

Helz, 3+ mil? I'd call even if he is pathetic!

IMO, thats a tad creepy. 1) If that's her withdrawal receipt he could have been watching her. 2) He knows what he car looks like.

Ok, everybody start calling the number :)

He has 3.7 million and can't spell. That is creepy.

IMO, thats a tad creepy. 1) If that's her withdrawal receipt he could have been watching her. 2) He knows what he car looks like.

No worries....it's a fake. It's obviously a fake joke that somebody made up. Crono probably found it online.

No worries....it's a fake. It's obviously a fake joke that somebody made up. Crono probably found it online.

You think?

http://www.customreceipts.com/

It's on plain copy paper and cropped crookedly with scissors

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/6896/patheticam9.gif

Does it get any more pathetic?

lol. I went dumpster diving and found a whole spool of actual ATM reciept paper with a prominent local bank branding all over it. I used an inkjet printer and a dot-matrix font with a deep navy blue color to print some very genuine-looking thermal print receipts with absurd balances. I would never try to use one to write a lust letter though.

That is truly pathetic.

So, has anyone called Mel?

Folks, please stop calling.

Love,

Mel

PS Termite, I cannot afford to pay for your "total beauty makeover."

(925) 594-0271

Type: Cell PhoneProvider: Metro PcsLocation: Danville, CA
Due to number portability, some numbers have been transferred to a new service provider.

Somebody call it and report back.

So, is your co-worker hot?

Has she called Mel??

Has she called Mel's bank to verify his net worth??? LOL

I called. A man answered. I hung up. Didn't ask if he was Mel..or how much money he had. I couldn't pass as the co worker. I'm from WV I think my accent would be a tad different ;)

What kind and color car.

Someone with recording capabilities should call Mel pretending to be with the IRS and is checking on all large account holders, an audit is forthcoming, etc etc
Then post the mp3.

btw, Tom Leykis tells his minions to do this receipt gag.

No worries....it's a fake. It's obviously a fake joke that somebody made up. Crono probably found it online.

No, it's an actual scheme to pick up women propagated by Leykis.

see: http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/leykis_101_rules/30_prepare_your_identity.php


quote: If you're truly desperate, write your phone number on an ATM receipt that shows a very large bank balance (how will she know it's not yours?)

A rather pathetic one, too.

And the slip of paper is a REAL one my coworker found on her car last night and showed me this morning.

C'mon man, I woudn't ***** you, you're my favorite turd.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1278/liarby8.gif

There's me, and there's the slip proudly displayed on the company cork board.

Do men really think we (women) are that dumb?

Do men really think we (women) are that dumb?

2 words...Jessica Simpson

No, it's an actual scheme to pick up women propagated by Leykis.

see: http://www.tenetsofleykis.com/leykis_101_rules/30_prepare_your_identity.php



A rather pathetic one, too.

And the slip of paper is a REAL one my coworker found on her car last night and showed me this morning.

C'mon man, I woudn't ***** you, you're my favorite turd.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/1278/liarby8.gif

There's me, and there's the slip proudly displayed on the company cork board.

Crono....you're still one of my favorite Foosters. :beer:


OK...it really was left. Just how many phone pranks are you planning?

Tom Leykis? We get his show out here. He's amusing.

Do men really think we (women) are that dumb?

One could argue that SOME are that dumb: :D

http://www.truthandillusion.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/16/20070616_anna_nicole_smith.jpg

... Brad

Crono....you're still one of my favorite Foosters. :beer:


OK...it really was left. Just how many phone pranks are you planning?

Haha, I'm glad you didn't ask me to prove the falcon incident was real.

"Okay, the damn thing pecked my eyes out, happy now!?"

I'm going to let this sit for a while until he drops a few more of these off, that way he can't deduce that the number propagated through my coworker.

It's kinda my fault for not blanking out his phone number, but can you all please not call the number? cydisc has already verified it's an authentic cell phone number.

Thanks.

One could argue that SOME WERE that dumb: :D

http://www.truthandillusion.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/16/20070616_anna_nicole_smith.jpg

... Brad

FIXED

(925) 594-0271

Type: Cell PhoneProvider: Metro PcsLocation: Danville, CA
Due to number portability, some numbers have been transferred to a new service provider.

Somebody call it and report back.

I can set whatever number I want caller ID to show through my asterisk box. Anything you want to know?

Haha, I went to college with a few guys who had that kind of money but no social skills and they would have done something like that (and they probably had).

You still have not said if your co-worker is hot (or is that "gorgious")...

I can set whatever number I want caller ID to show through my asterisk box. Anything you want to know?

Please don't

You still have not said if your co-worker is hot (or is that "gorgious")...

On a scale from one to ten:
YES

FIXED

Sad thing, her name is still the #1 search term on Google. :(

How come he only withdrew $200.00 bucks?? Hmmm.

On a scale from one to ten:
YES
Pics or she doesn't exist.

You're all a bunch of needy *******s, aren't ya?

Here's the most recent company photo.
http://www.almostlame.com/gallery/d/5139-2/IMG_7132.JPG

2 words...Jessica Simpson

She ain't that dumb. She probably actually has $3.7 million as opposed to the rest of us.