Foo - Who is the Village Idiot?

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maximan1
12-07-07, 07:06 PM
I win


VegaVixen
12-07-07, 07:09 PM
Sorry, my Foo-son. You don't win here, either. Being the Village Idiot requires that one is at least aware of being an idiot, but still acts like an ass anyway. And I'm not gonna vote amongst this crew, lest I cast a vote for myself! :p

glenng
12-07-07, 07:11 PM
Sorry, my Foo-son. You don't win here, either. Being the Village Idiot requires that one is at least aware of being an idiot

Incorrect!


VegaVixen
12-07-07, 07:15 PM
Meh. Ok. My bad. I blame PBR. Don't jes' diss my def without leavin' one of your own, glenng! :p

glenng
12-07-07, 07:21 PM
Meh. Ok. My bad. I blame PBR. Don't jes' diss my def without leavin' one of your own, glenng! :p

Unfortunatly leaving an honest opinion concerning the OP`s title would violate forum rules which I agreed to abide by. This is one of those catch 22 situations where honesty would be in violation of said rules thereby risking a Mod review and possible ban at worst or maybe just a tongue lashing. :p:p

Siu Blue Wind
12-07-07, 07:31 PM
Or you can just pm it to a mod and ask if it's okay. ;)

I used to do that. Matter of fact, they probably got tired of fixing things for me. I think they just want me to do it myself now. :o

x136
12-07-07, 07:35 PM
I blame PBR.*gasp* Is it true? Is our very own Vega a hipster, sprung forth from the very bowels of Philly?

You put an Aerospoke and risers on your Scott, didn't you?!

glenng
12-07-07, 07:37 PM
[QUOTE=x136;5767003] bowels of Philly?

QUOTE]


Thats a bit redundent.:rolleyes:

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 07:40 PM
Unfortunatly leaving an honest opinion concerning the OP`s title would violate forum rules which I agreed to abide by. This is one of those catch 22 situations where honesty would be in violation of said rules thereby risking a Mod review and possible ban at worst or maybe just a tongue lashing. :p:p

Nothing prohibits you from defining "village idiot," you idiot. :p ;)

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 07:41 PM
*gasp* Is it true? Is our very own Vega a hipster, sprung forth from the very bowels of Philly?

You put an Aerospoke and risers on your Scott, didn't you?!

What is this "Aerospoke" and what is this "riser" of which you speak?

Hey, PBR is some damned good stuff, for mass-produced brew....

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 07:42 PM
[QUOTE=x136;5767003] bowels of Philly?

QUOTE]


Thats a bit redundent.:rolleyes:

Heh. Gives another meaning to the term "City of Brotherly Love." :p

glenng
12-07-07, 07:45 PM
[QUOTE=glenng;5767019]

Heh. Gives another meaning to the term "City of Brothers on Drugs." :p

Fixed it:D

KingTermite
12-07-07, 07:47 PM
I vote Pheard. Self-explanatory.

Portis
12-07-07, 07:59 PM
You are young, which doesn't always = idiot, but yeah............sometimes. ;)

randya
12-07-07, 08:00 PM
Merton

KingTermite
12-07-07, 08:08 PM
You're not quite dumb enough Max....that's why I voted Pheard.

glenng
12-07-07, 08:28 PM
I was just about to suggest Jon was more like the Court Jester and Max was the Villiage Idiot when I remembered the pic of Jon lying face down in a city sewer drainage ditch trying to be funny. Sorry Max the Idiot needle is starting to lean a little closer to Jon at this moment.

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 08:38 PM
Max, as I said.... Sorry, you're no Village Idiot. Just a little young for some of what passes as "mature" conversation here. But I certainly don't think you're an idiot. You are a fine young fellow, who will likely grow to be a fine young man. :)

TexasGuy
12-07-07, 08:39 PM
Okay, just like a hacker and a leet person cannot be self nominated. The Village Idiot also cannot be self -nominated.

Thanks.

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 08:48 PM
TG, I still loves me your avatar. It's so...so...irresistably cuuuuute. :)

TexasGuy
12-07-07, 08:50 PM
Yeah, just don't hug the cat, unless you want to change your shirt..
:o

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 09:02 PM
Yer kitty sounds like a baybuh, with spit-up or s(h)it-down missles ready to fire! :eek: :p

TexasGuy
12-07-07, 09:03 PM
nah. he's just sopping wet. and maybe a little cranky.
Okay maybe Little is an understatement.

kpshearer
12-07-07, 09:09 PM
I thought Foo was the village where all the other villages' idiots were sent to.

kpshearer
12-07-07, 09:10 PM
At least that's what I was told when I was sent here

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 09:18 PM
At least that's what I was told when I was sent here

Heh. Then, you're an idiot. Maybe the Village Idiot. :D

kpshearer
12-07-07, 09:20 PM
Heh. Then, you're an idiot. Maybe the Village Idiot. :D

Yeah, but I like it that way. No expectations.

jschen
12-07-07, 09:21 PM
me = idiot

no, not M.E.

me.

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 09:30 PM
U = tipsy.

No, not YOU in the plural, though many of you may be. But U in the singular. :D

Heh. Me too. :)

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 09:30 PM
Yeah, but I like it that way. No expectations.

:D :)

x136
12-07-07, 09:56 PM
What is this "Aerospoke" and what is this "riser" of which you speak?http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7605/pakebumblebee1fs7.jpg

The front wheel and handlebars, respectively.

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 10:06 PM
http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7605/pakebumblebee1fs7.jpg

The front wheel and handlebars, respectively.

Isn't that an oxymoron? A bike with aerospoke front wheel and riser handlebars? <confused Vega look>

<slinkin' off to fondle aerobars and trispoke front wheel>

scottmorrison99
12-07-07, 10:08 PM
I second merton's nomination.

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 10:12 PM
Heh.


Um, wait a minute. Scotty, are ya sayin' that Merton is one of my Foo-sons?! :eek:

TexasGuy
12-07-07, 10:19 PM
bleah.

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 10:31 PM
bleah.

:eek:

So, whaddayuh sayin'? It's so "bleah" that Merton could be my Foo-son? :mad: :o

























:cry:













Tune in tomorrow to As The Foo Spurns....

x136
12-07-07, 10:36 PM
Isn't that an oxymoron? A bike with aerospoke front wheel and riser handlebars? <confused Vega look>Yeah. It's a trendy thing, not something that is of any purpose or use. You should see the pursuit bikes with riser stems and riser bars... :rolleyes:


<slinkin' off to fondle aerobars and trispoke front wheel>Hey, I didn't know you got a trispoke. When was this?

VegaVixen
12-07-07, 10:43 PM
Hey, I didn't know you got a trispoke. When was this?

In about six months. :p

MMACH 5
12-07-07, 10:44 PM
A third vote for MERTON.

I sure miss seeing his posts.

ms.gio
12-08-07, 12:46 PM
*gasp* Is it true? Is our very own Vega a hipster, sprung forth from the very bowels of Philly?

You put an Aerospoke and risers on your Scott, didn't you?!Please, for love of all that is good, please don't drink PBR. I'm just looking out for ya Vega. ;)

bpohl
12-08-07, 02:44 PM
Hey, PBR is some damned good stuff, for mass-produced brew....

:love::love::love::love::love::love:

x136
12-08-07, 02:56 PM
In about six months. :pHeh. Alrighty.

Maelstrom
12-08-07, 03:38 PM
A third vote for MERTON.

I sure miss seeing his posts.

4th...ironically so do I. I never thought I would say that.

PhilThee
12-08-07, 03:48 PM
Being the Village Idiot requires that one is at least aware of being an idiot,

Nyea that would be wrong.
Pulling it off correctly requires that you are unaware of it and having everyone say that you are behind your back while you are walking away from the conversation.

Being an idiot has no age limits.It can go on fore a lifetime and often does.

FOO=People acting like idiots and true idiots conversing totally unaware of which is which.