Foo - For my worker’s gift looking designer clocks

I’m a business man and run my company. On this Christmas I have decided to give neon clock to my workers but I want to fit my company logo on those clocks. I have no extra time to discuss this matter with my business partners or friends. I’m also not interested to search shops that fulfill my requirements. I search online stores that provide me support. They can do all works for me. Can anyone recommend me any online store? Thanks in advance

Are you aware that this is a bicycle forum?

BTW, forget the clocks; just give them money.

Moved to Foo. :)

Moved to Foo. :)


My comment was funnier before you moved the thread.

Ehhh. It's still funny. :p

Don't bother with clocks, just get all of your employees a Patek Philippe. You should send me one as well.

Put a vodka dispenser in the break room! :D

Moved to Foo. :)
I would have trashed the thread. That's always funny. [evil grin]

It's not a "gift" if it has the company logo on it.

It's not a "gift" if it has the company logo on it.
+1.

It's not a "gift" if it has the company logo on it.

How about if its a urinal cake with the company logo?

Classy.

+1.
+2

How about if its a urinal cake with the company logo?

That was my Christmas bonus.
Cept it was obvious that somebody had used it :bday:

This has to be one of the most bizarre threads I've seen on BF's. It's bizarre that he asked this type of advice on a Bike Forum and that he actually thinks it's OK to give his employees a neon light ... with his company logo :eek: I hope this is a joke post!

A neon clock with the company logo on it. That's right on the verge of insulting, right there.

This has to be one of the most bizarre threads I've seen on BF's. It's bizarre that he asked this type of advice on a Bike Forum and that he actually thinks it's OK to give his employees a neon light ... with his company logo :eek: I hope this is a joke post!

It's gotta be.It's his first post and he's starting off with a joke.

Welcome to bike forums :beer:

It's gotta be.It's his first post and he's starting off with a joke.

Welcome to bike forums :beer:

Oh ....... Good one ...... ha ...... ha..... ha

I’m a business man and run my company. On this Christmas I have decided to give neon clock to my workers but I want to fit my company logo on those clocks. I have no extra time to discuss this matter with my business partners or friends. I’m also not interested to search shops that fulfill my requirements. I search online stores that provide me support. They can do all works for me. Can anyone recommend me any online store? Thanks in advanceHow did you ever get to the point where you run a company when you write like this? ^^^

He's a busy man! No time for grammar or coherence, dammit!

How about if its a urinal cake with the company logo?


LMAO!~ I can relate, working for a nationwide chain that doesn't believe in Holidays.,,,,BD

I’m a business man and run my company. On this Christmas I have decided to give neon clock to my workers but I want to fit my company logo on those clocks. I have no extra time to discuss this matter with my business partners or friends. I’m also not interested to search shops that fulfill my requirements. I search online stores that provide me support. They can do all works for me. Can anyone recommend me any online store? Thanks in advance

I also "run" a company. My employees like MONEY same as me. We pay cash bonuses to our supervisory employees and Walmart, (Yeah I know the evil empire), gift certificates to our general employee base. The gift certificates are scaled based on years of service. It has worked well and I am sure will go off better than a clock.

This is one funny thread....cheers:beer:

will someone get the popcorn!

I also "run" a company. My employees like MONEY same as me. We pay cash bonuses to our supervisory employees and Walmart, (Yeah I know the evil empire), gift certificates to our general employee base. The gift certificates are scaled based on years of service. It has worked well and I am sure will go off better than a clock.

:eek:

:eek:

Oh come on, you can do better than that.

A neon clock with the company logo on it. That's right on the verge of insulting, right there.
I hope he's pulling our leg. It would feel like a slap in the face to receive something like that.

Oh come on, you can do better than that.

She doesn't want to have to ban herself.
Poor things probably acting like a Tourette's patient slamming her head against the screen by now :(

I hope he's pulling our leg.I don't know, there are people who actually think like this.

How about slippers with the Company logo on each. They could be worn on dress down Friday. :D

I don't know, there are people who actually think like this.

Please baby Jesus in your crib in the manger looking up at us so cuddly and cute help us.
Yes I pray to the baby Jesus not the old Jesus.Just leave me alone.
I'll pray to the Jesus I want.

Hey, some people liked skinny, young Elvis, and some liked him old and fat.

How about slippers with the Company logo on each. They could be worn on dress down Friday. :D

Nice. I like where you're going with this. However slippers are incomplete, and a bit cheap by themselves, without matching company house coats. These both can also be worn when the employee calls in "sick".

....don't be so hasty people. What does the "Doc Johnson" logo consist of?

I hope he's pulling our leg. It would feel like a slap in the face to receive something like that.

Brian,

You may want to rethink the BF logo toothbrushes you were having IB get for the mods.

Jeff

This is how I interpreted it:

"I have no time or interest in shopping, can you guys do it for me?"

Or it could be:

"Your time is MY time. Don't be late for work."

I betcha the plan was for another newbie (actually the same guy) to pop in and post a link to a company that sells what this guy is trying to find.

Or it could be:

"Your time is MY time. Don't be late for work."

Good call from the employees point of view. I was talking about our point of view.

Good call from the employees point of view. I was talking about our point of view.

In High school we had a science teacher who wrote on the face of all clocks he could reach, " Time Passes...Will You?"

Ever since then clocks have always been the subject of my nightmares.

I’m a business man and run my company. On this Christmas I have decided to give neon clock to my workers but I want to fit my company logo on those clocks. I have no extra time to discuss this matter with my business partners or friends. I’m also not interested to search shops that fulfill my requirements. I search online stores that provide me support. They can do all works for me. Can anyone recommend me any online store? Thanks in advance

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Dude, stuff with the company logo on it is not a gift. gift cards to Nieman Marcus ftw.