Living Car Free - you guys do realise

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TonyCtattoo
12-08-07, 03:35 PM
as soon as you've convinced everyone to go car free and we clean up the world and the air is fresh and clean our sun will either run out of hydrogen and go out or we will get hit by a comet or something really ironic but devastating will happen

murpheys law will own us all


East Hill
12-08-07, 04:13 PM
Tony, where's your optimism!?

I'm planning on killing everyone with kindness, myself, darn it!

:D

East Hill

Marrock
12-08-07, 05:36 PM
as soon as you've convinced everyone to go car free and we clean up the world and the air is fresh and clean our sun will either run out of hydrogen and go out or we will get hit by a comet or something really ironic but devastating will happen

murpheys law will own us all

Smooth move there, skippy...

Spoil the surprise for everyone why don't you?

Do you have any idea how much paperwork I had to wade through to arrange a damn comet?

Now I have to start all over again and come up with something spectacularly ironic...


AllenG
12-08-07, 05:46 PM
Smooth move there, skippy...

Spoil the surprise for everyone why don't you?

Do you have any idea how much paperwork I had to wade through to arrange a damn comet?

Now I have to start all over again and come up with something spectacularly ironic...

I vote for gamma ray burst. It's got that grim futuristic edge and what's a post apocalyptic landscape without glowing green mutants?

Marrock
12-08-07, 07:08 PM
I don't know, gamma rays are so 1970s...

Let me see what I have in the lab... maybe something involving theta rays with a xenon/thullium strobe dispersion amplifier.

Platy
12-08-07, 09:34 PM
I hate it when they have Happy Hour over at the League of Super Villains.

dynodonn
12-08-07, 10:04 PM
Oh hell, to think all this time that I thought we were all going to be vaporized by solar radiation when our magnetic field collapses from when the North and South poles switch.

tfahrner
12-08-07, 10:09 PM
i'll watch the comet's approach and think "at least i got to ride my bike more than those people with the car racks."

biking is a biped's approximation of flight. i suppose i've been or will be a flying being somehow, supernovas and all.

KrisPistofferson
12-08-07, 10:12 PM
I hate it when they have Happy Hour over at the League of Super Villains.

:D Best post I've read all week.

Marrock
12-08-07, 10:21 PM
I hate it when they have Happy Hour over at the League of Super Villains.

Man... take out a few satellites purely by accident and you get labeled a villain.

It's almost enough to upset one to the point of vaporizing minions or crashing a burning bus full of orphans into a convent... or something.

I mean come on... it's not like I invented telemarketing or anything.

syn0n
12-08-07, 11:35 PM
biking is a biped's approximation of flight.
It's not an approximation if you endo. ;)

Lecterman
12-08-07, 11:49 PM
Either that or the VP shoots all of us in hunting accidents.

wahoonc
12-09-07, 05:39 AM
It's not an approximation if you endo. ;)

As long as you walk a way it is a good flight....:D

Aaron:)

huerro
12-09-07, 09:48 AM
i'll watch the comet's approach and think "at least i got to ride my bike more than those people with the car racks."


I'll have you know that a $5 craig's list car rack makes an excellent repair stand for the budget minded biker.

Lamplight
12-09-07, 06:33 PM
I'm quite certain the world will end once my co-worker's gas expulsion reaches its peak nastiness.

lyeinyoureye
12-09-07, 07:07 PM
Oh hell, to think all this time that I thought we were all going to be vaporized by solar radiation when our magnetic field collapses from when the North and South poles switch.Just don't go outside unless you want a real gud tan. :D

Ziemas
12-09-07, 11:20 PM
as soon as you've convinced everyone to go car free and we clean up the world and the air is fresh and clean our sun will either run out of hydrogen and go out or we will get hit by a comet or something really ironic but devastating will happen

murpheys law will own us all

Excellent! Then I'll have absolutely no reason to go car free! Off to the Hummer dealership for me!