Foo - Make a 2008 Resolution for somebody else

You're perfect, right? So make a resolution for someone who needs work. Like:

I, Lance Armstrong, resolve to show no partiality to either of the Olsen twins, but to treat them both the same.

I, Britney Spears, resolve to purchase underpants and learn how to use them.

I, King Termite, resolve to wear a Santa suit and keep Christmas in my heart all year long.

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You're perfect, right? So make a resolution for someone who needs work. Like:

I, Lance Armstrong, promise to finally go away.

I, Britney Spears, promise to finally go away.

I, King Termite, promise to not go any where

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:roflmao:

1. All the Presidential Candidates that don't get picked for President, promise not to join the Legion of Doom.

2. The Hollywood writers one strike agree to stay on strike.

3. With nothing but reruns and reality shows on TV, everybody decides to do something with their free time.

Thread is reopen, please keep it safe and fun guys! Thanks

Several years ago, I made a resolution to no longer make resolutions, and I ain't breaking it for this thread. Sorry.

you said that with some resolve in your voice x.

i, x126, resolve to break my resolution about not making resolutions.

I Doolally, resolve to pay attention to user names and learn to count.

I, substructure, resolve to admit that nobody rocks harder than Led Zeppelin.

SupposedlY Led Zeppelin did a concert after 27 years and supposedly they may not have sucked as hard as Police did

SupposedlY Led Zeppelin did a concert after 27 years and supposedly they may not have sucked as hard as Police did

I, TexasGuy, resolve to work on my redundancy issue.

I, TexasGuy, resolve to work, on my ...........doh, really, I am working on it.

What redundancy issues?
Police isn't Led Zeppelin.. are they?

Oh.. the double posting.
That was cause BF hung up.
I, bikeforums web server(s) promise to hang less often causing less frequent double postings.

I, jsharr, resolve to stop sending Taerom creepy private messages.

I, Taerom, resolve to finally eat the damn banana.

I, substructure, resolve to listen to LZ recordings until I discover what made them so great to begin with.

I, Pheard, resolve to finally destroy Maximan and bathe in his blood.