Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - In the Case of an Emergency

Gasoline skyrockets to 100 dollars a gallon. The Apocalypse is here. Road warriors are everywhere. They only hope for America are the members of BFSSFG. Where would we meet? Chicago sounds like a pretty central location.

DC sounds a bit more central...

As long as I can mount some harpoon guns to my bike, I'll meet anywhere.

Gasoline skyrockets to 100 dollars a gallon. The Apocalypse is here. Road warriors are everywhere. They only hope for America are the members of BFSSFG. Where would we meet? Chicago sounds like a pretty central location.

How the **** is that central? Thats just stupid.
Plus, its cold as **** up there.

I vote for nodes.
I'm more powerful in my own area.

I vote for nodes.
I'm more powerful in my own area.

+1

first we'll have to meet in more localized areas--think bfssfg northeast, bfssfg midwest, bfssfg deep south, bfssfg rockies, et cetera, et cetera.

then we can meet in more general locations

Right.
Strength in numbers.

Everyone synchronize your steampunk watches.

Gasoline skyrockets to 100 dollars a gallon. The Apocalypse is here. Road warriors are everywhere. They only hope for America are the members of BFSSFG. Where would we meet? Chicago sounds like a pretty central location.

I think the last thing I would want to do in the apocalyptic times is meet up with other people from an internet chatroom...

Come on, it was only a matter of time till someone said it. :D

Sorry guys, I'm taking my tallbike to hook up with one of those bike punk gangs. They seem better equiped to handle an apocolypse. What would SSFG do without pink deep Vs and matching ourys?

Where will you get elmer's glue to style your mohawks?

Where will you get elmer's glue to style your mohawks?

Everyone knows semen works just as well.

I'm with kemmer.

Load up the tallbike with supplies and grab the shotgun.

Where will you get elmer's glue to style your mohawks?
dreadlocks are equally acceptable and require no product of any kind. If you just had to have the mohawk, aforementioned semen would work or you could just kill some horses to make your own glue.

Well, we all know there a plenty of dead horses being kicked around these forums. Grab some on your way out so you can start early on the DIY glue.

Screw you guys. If the apocalypse hits I'm on a 5,000 speed hardtail mountain bike with panniers and a shotgun saddle bag.

Get one with a fork that locks out so you can make it up a hill...




...can I be in your hardtail renegade gang?

Can you start a fire with flint?

...and a shotgun saddle bag.

what, so you can run out of ammo?

seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?

what, so you can run out of ammo?

seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?

I'm moving into a WalMart when the times comes. Enough ammo and non-explicit CDs to last a lifetime.
Golf clubs and baseball bats too, if needed.

The Apocalypse is not coming due to gas/oil prices. It is coming because of Nundies (http://www.greendaily.com/2007/12/10/disposable-underwear-a-new-low/)!!!

As for me it is off to the beach house. I'd just have to figure out the best way to strap the fishing poles to the bike.

what, so you can run out of ammo?

seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?

Riding around on bicycles with swords and bows?!?!?!?!?! That would be too cool :eek:

Riding around on bicycles with swords and bows?!?!?!?!?! That would be too cool :eek:

what, so you can run out of arrows? Come on, it's all about the maces and trebuchets.

what, so you can run out of ammo?

seriously people, we're talking about the apocalypse here. drop the gun issue, it's gonna be about melee weapons. havn't you ever seen "the road warrior"?

True, but you have to have a gun till everyone else runs out of ammo. You just also have to be ready when it's time to switch to maces and crossbows.

Finally a good reason for the existence of sprawl-mart

Can you start a fire with flint?
Can I ever!

I can also catch fish and deer with my bare hands...


...I took lessons from ThrottleJock.

...I took lessons from ThrottleJock.

So he showed you how to find the deer, not kill it, watch it for 4 weeks, get drunk, ride a scooter and then go back and kill it? Somehow I don't the ThrottleJock method works for anything other than... uh... somehow I don't think the TrottleJock method works for anything.

**** that I'm commandeering a nuclear sub. Peace out guys!

So he showed you how to find the deer, not kill it, watch it for 4 weeks, get drunk, ride a scooter and then go back and kill it? Somehow I don't the ThrottleJock method works for anything other than... uh... somehow I don't think the TrottleJock method works for anything.
You forgot get laid anyways.

PS- told you there were plenty of dead horses around here. Hows the glue making going?

You forgot get laid anyways.

PS- told you there were plenty of dead horses around here. Hows the glue making going?

****, is the throttle jock method already a dead horse? The glue making is going ok, I'm focusing mainly on brakeless and helmet threads right now. I figure there's enough of those for 10 apocalypses even with the search function broken.

what, so you can run out of arrows? Come on, it's all about the maces and trebuchets.


If you can tow a trebuchet with your bike, you're a much stronger rider than I am.

I will disappear into the northern wilderness of Quebec in an armored diesel suburban (run on pillaged bottles of veg oil) and not return stateside until years later.

I'm moving to florida.

I will disappear into the northern wilderness of Quebec in an armored diesel suburban (run on pillaged bottles of veg oil) and not return stateside until years later.

I was thinking Montana. Depending on where you live, a border crossing may be nigh impossible.

Worse comes to worse I'd probably ride it out on a barstool in Baker City, OR. They probably wouldn't even notice that anything had happened.

Come on, it's all about the maces and trebuchets.

What, so you can run out of stones?

I don't have a sequel.

Oh and once I get that sub I'm going south to live with the penguins.

without 2pac we are as good as dead in the wastland of the futurewar

our best hope is to hold together ad build a new society, a megacity to protect us from those who;'s minds and bodies have been corrupted by the muto-agent. We will build the megalopolis. Together.

http://fallout.bethsoft.com/images/art/fallout3concept/concept02B.jpg

DC doesn't look like a good idea...

I think I might actually go to south america, somewhere warm. It should be mostly free of fallout people there are pretty good at making things work in less than ideal situations.

our best hope is to hold together ad build a new society, a megacity to protect us from those who;'s minds and bodies have been corrupted by the muto-agent. We will build the megalopolis. Together.

Oh, and we would have to breed! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=F2h-3JdDLhE&feature=related) You know, to re-populate the earth! WE would be responsible for the continuation of the human race, think about that for a moment.

our best hope is to hold together ad build a new society, a megacity to protect us from those who;'s minds and bodies have been corrupted by the muto-agent. We will build the megalopolis. Together.

There will only be one girl in the entire society, and she's gonna have herpes.

DC doesn't look like a good idea...

yeah, it doesn't have skyscrapers either :rolleyes:

That's promo art for Fallout 3.

But yeah, I know.

That's promo art for Fallout 3.

But yeah, I know.

It's Fallout 3, that's true (however, it's the work of a group unrelated to the makers of F-3). The point remains, though.

****, is the throttle jock method already a dead horse? The glue making is going ok, I'm focusing mainly on brakeless and helmet threads right now. I figure there's enough of those for 10 apocalypses even with the search function broken.

Is the broken search function a dead horse, too, or can we kick that a few more times before it becomes proverbial?

Chicago? Bug city? Oh hell no... There's no way i'm going to get stuck in the containment zone...

Can you start a fire with flint?
Yes.
And make a bow & enough arrows.
And shoot them accurately.
And build shelter.
And skin & butcher animals. Mmmmm, animals.

My camp is going to be awesome. Just need to find somebody with a guitar...

Chicago because it is the largest city in the Midwest. If our main objective is to re-unite America, we are all going to have to meet somewhere. East and West must link up in the Midwest. It may be 10 years post-apocalypse before we gather enough supplies and organize a movement to Chicago, but it will be necessary eventually.

http://www.earache.com/images/cd_covers/mosh323.jpg

Chicago because it is the largest city in the Midwest. If our main objective is to re-unite America, we are all going to have to meet somewhere. East and West must link up in the Midwest. It may be 10 years post-apocalypse before we gather enough supplies and organize a movement to Chicago, but it will be necessary eventually.

http://www.earache.com/images/cd_covers/mosh323.jpg

As much as I love Chicago, you would want to pick a location with a more forgiving climate. That is, presupposing an apocalypse would surely dismantle a lot of the luxuries most are use to.