Foo - 105 questions to doolally

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blonduathlongrl
12-12-07, 07:47 AM
who's your father?
if you post count is 0 does it mean your sense of humor counts for nothing?:p
how long were you lurking , taking notes, spying on us before posting?
some say you are a clone of jsharr... well are ya?:p
Doolally
12-12-07, 07:53 AM
Well, I'll start with my mother, who you can blame for my "sense of humor." She was completely bananas. I've mentioned that she only spoke Yerkish, so a lot of her jokes wouldn't translate well, and might strike you as overly scatalogical. And I mean strike you. She had a strong arm. She met my father, Major Tong, in the Soviet space program. Believe me, nothing is funnier than orbiting the earth wondering if they can afford to bring you back down. I am a product of the hundred mile high club. Unfortunately, you know what they say about inter-species marriages, and I can say it's mostly all true. A lot of pain in ol' Doolally. A lot of pain.
Is this your wedding video? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=05Ey7S6Iogc)
ModoVincere
12-12-07, 08:12 AM
Were you and Jsharr separated at birth?
blonduathlongrl
12-12-07, 08:15 AM
Is this your wedding video? (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=05Ey7S6Iogc)
:lol:
jyossarian
12-12-07, 08:15 AM
Awww....I thought this was a discussion of Shimano 105. :( :cry:
Doolally
12-12-07, 08:18 AM
Awww....I thought this was a discussion of ******** 105. :( :cry:
Not sure how that got past the filters, sorry folks.
ModoVincere
12-12-07, 08:18 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/12/funny-pictures-good-evil-cats.jpg
One is Jsharr and one is Doolally.
Who's who is for you to decide.
Yeah the filters around here can't tell shift from shimano.
Doolally
12-12-07, 08:21 AM
BDG, I am not lurker. I am a beserker. And I could hardly take notes since I am illiterate.
good morning for this thread. I am sure there at things about Doolally that I would not want to hear after eating.
Doolally
12-12-07, 08:27 AM
good morning for this thread. I am sure there at things about Doolally that I would not want to hear after eating.
Where are those things at?
skinnyone
12-12-07, 08:53 AM
Doolally, Should ask one my best friend's ex-girlfriend, out? She is really really awesome.
Doolally
12-12-07, 08:56 AM
Doolally, Should ask one my best friend's ex-girlfriend, out? She is really really awesome.
These situations pose the bros/you-knows prioritization question. My own suggestion is to relativize the question for your friend. Sleep with his current girlfriend. If he becomes angry, say, my bad, I'll go out with your ex instead. His response will likely be, thanks bro, you're a true friend.
I think Doolally is married. His wife may not like that.
ModoVincere
12-12-07, 08:58 AM
I think Doolally is married. His wife may not like that.
Maybe not....but she may want a break
KingTermite
12-12-07, 09:02 AM
Doolally is kinda like a chicken pot pie....only less chickeny and with more strawberry flavor. Oh....not as "foody" as a pot pie either as he's used as an industrial floor cleaner at the former Chernobyl nuclear power plant.
skinnyone
12-12-07, 09:21 AM
These situations pose the bros/you-knows prioritization question. My own suggestion is to relativize the question for your friend. Sleep with his current girlfriend. If he becomes angry, say, my bad, I'll go out with your ex instead. His response will likely be, thanks bro, you're a true friend.
Not an options unfortunately. No present GF.
Not an options unfortunately. No present GF.
You need to hook him up, then implement Doolally's most excellent plan.
Doolally
12-12-07, 09:39 AM
You need to hook him up, then implement Doolally's most excellent plan.
Yes, though don't make the mistake that I made when implementing this plan. Do not hook him up with your sister.
Oh, I thought this was going to be about a certain component group from Shimano
ModoVincere
12-12-07, 09:43 AM
Oh, I thought this was going to be about a certain component group from Shimano
Oh please...i think BDG is smart enough to use the correct Italian components, not some cheap useless Japanese knockoff.
<runs for cover>
Doolally
12-12-07, 09:45 AM
Oh, I thought this was going to be about a certain component group from *******
How can this outrage slip pass our eagle-eyed mods not once, but twice!!
I smell conspiracy.
skinnyone
12-12-07, 10:22 AM
Yes, though don't make the mistake that I made when implementing this plan. Do not hook him up with your sister.
Not to worry. My sister is a few thousand miles away. Thank you O wise ones.
KingTermite
12-12-07, 10:24 AM
Just to get this thread back on track....
http://www.planet-x-bikes.com/triathlon/images/pagemaster/10510speeddouble.jpg
Siu Blue Wind
12-12-07, 10:36 AM
Oh please...i think BDG is smart enough to use the correct Italian components, not some cheap useless Japanese knockoff.
<runs for cover>
*throws Ninja star made from a sharpened 105 cog*
ModoVincere
12-12-07, 10:41 AM
*blocks the stars with a well made Italian chainring*
*throws some veloce cogs back*
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