The proletariat has suffered enough under the capricious random whims of Madame ME and her stranglehold on CAM credit. Enough is enough!

In 2008 the people will overthrow this reactionary petty tyrant in favor of someone of the highest morals, trustworthiness and impartiality.

Choose well!

You are so sad. I'm not doing any such thing. It's just YOU. YOU. YOU...that I'm tormenting. Everyone else is getting full credit.

But I'm voting you be the one to deal with the hassle of that thread next year. I'm not taking the challenge, so you'll have no power over me.

Ha Ha! You've yet again been PWN'D!

I vote for MERTON.

As much as I'd love to give my lovin to yamcha, I opted to write in 'none of the above' as an homage to Brewster and his millions.

You are so sad. I'm not doing any such thing. It's just YOU. YOU. YOU...that I'm tormenting. Everyone else is getting full credit.

But I'm voting you be the one to deal with the hassle of that thread next year. I'm not taking the challenge, so you'll have no power over me.

Ha Ha! You've yet again been PWN'D!


Silly child. I am serene and at peace in my immaculate CAMness. I am only doing this for the good of the people. As Buddha says: "Talk to the Hand"

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What's CAM?

Century A Month (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=261342)

Do I get to vote?

I think I've gone far beyond the call of duty around here.

Do I get to vote?

I think I've gone far beyond the call of duty around here.

But of course.

Thank you. I like your new government better already.

who the hell is merton?

just like real government we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with most of the candidates<insert smilie of your choice here>

just like real government we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel with most of the candidates<insert smilie of your choice here>

so right. and in the spirit of your post, i choose to write-in...

hillary obama

who the hell is merton?

A BF legend. Orginator of some of the most bizarre, inane threads in BF history. He reportedly ran off to Fiji with Caligurl to make votive candles that smell like cheese.

oh. never heard of him. but i did vote for him.

oh. never heard of him. but i did vote for him.

This is why I love democracy.

This is why I love democracy.

Well then, in the true spirit of democracy I am neglecting to vote...

Can I do a "write-in" for Mr. Beanz?

Rick / OCRR

Can I do a "write-in" for Mr. Beanz?

Rick / OCRR

No. Everybody likes him. Too easy.

oh. never heard of him. but i did vote for him.

Shouldn't you be gettin' busy assembling your crack team for the 08 RAAM crew support mission?

There's training to do, packing to get done, and yelling practice.

Do you *really* have time to play around here?

Hmmm?


;)

Shouldn't you be gettin' busy assembling your crack team for the 08 RAAM crew support mission?

There's training to do, packing to get done, and yelling practice.

Do you *really* have time to play around here?

Hmmm?


;)


i don't even yell at my dog.

and there are a few other folks returning from last year's crew, so i'm thinking we'll be in good hands. just divide and conquer, share the knowledge, etc. but i'll bring my bb gun for the most extreme cases.

i don't even yell at my dog.

and there are a few other folks returning from last year's crew, so i'm thinking we'll be in good hands. just divide and conquer, share the knowledge, etc. but i'll bring my bb gun for the most extreme cases.

As team leader he only needs to remember two things:

1. The team needs to bathe
2. Don't send the hot chick packing.

Everything else will fall into place by itself.

As team leader he only needs to remember two things:

1. The team needs to bathe with the hot chick.
2. Don't send the hot chick packing.

Everything else will fall into place by itself.


i know, i know...

i don't even yell at my dog.

and there are a few other folks returning from last year's crew, so i'm thinking we'll be in good hands. just divide and conquer, share the knowledge, etc. but i'll bring my bb gun for the most extreme cases.

Is the hot chick from the Calendar going to be on the crew, if so, can you send me her phone #? :)

Is the hot chick from the Calendar going to be on the crew, if so, can you send me her phone #? :)

as i understand it - yes.

and no, i tend to keep that sort of information to/for myself.

I'm thinking all the crew should be hot chicks.

i don't even yell at my dog.



Does that mean you're not going to be needing the megaphone?

:)

Century A Month (http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=261342)

Great - and easy to do so long as I don't get injured in the coming year. Is the whole idea to have more than 100 miles per month, multiple rides... or do one full century per month (one ride that is a century or longer)...?

Does it all 'reset' in the new year?

Great - and easy to do so long as I don't get injured in the coming year. Is the whole idea to have more than 100 miles per month, multiple rides... or do one full century per month (one ride that is a century or longer)...?

Does it all 'reset' in the new year?

Don't ask me. From the looks of it, you'll need to contact Caligurl and determine what the new rules will be. :)

Great - and easy to do so long as I don't get injured in the coming year. Is the whole idea to have more than 100 miles per month, multiple rides... or do one full century per month (one ride that is a century or longer)...?

Does it all 'reset' in the new year?

It's one full century a month - meaning a 100 mile ride on a single day on a given month. That is of course unless "they" randomly award you someone else's rightfully earned CAM credits, in which case you can pretty much slack off.

It's one full century a month - meaning a 100 mile ride on a single day on a given month. That is of course unless "they" randomly award you someone else's rightfully earned CAM credits, in which case you can pretty much slack off.

Look, Hiel whatever, you don't get to decide the rules next year. You aren't being voted in office, darling. Caligurl may very well decide a whole new set of rules. And just for that, I'm docking you two more. :D

Don't ask me. From the looks of it, you'll need to contact Caligurl and determine what the new rules will be. :)

Exactly.

CALIGURL!!!????

You're being paged.

Look, Hiel whatever, you don't get to decide the rules next year.

"Hiel"? That's a Chinese Red Army arm band. You need to read up on your despots.

"Hiel"? That's a Chinese Red Army arm band. You need to read up on your despots.

That was what the "whatever" was for. :rolleyes:

"Hiel"? That's a Chinese Red Army arm band. You need to read up on your despots.

I'm getting deja vu

If Caligurl doesn't come out of seclusion, as of now have a three way tie between ovo, maximan and me. Any of us would be an excellent choice I'm sure.

...and I'm supposed to want to join you all on a group ride.

Right.

...and I'm supposed to want to join you all on a group ride.

Right.

C'mon! Help us put the "fun" back in dysfunctional... ;)

Look it (for Vance), there is nothing dysfunctional about any of us. We are all creative souls interacting via a computer monitor. Think of us as one big group of kids in a virtual sandbox.

I think I'll go dock Danny boy another century, just for S&Gs. :D

(<--- not dysfunctional in the least)

We are all very mature. Check out the age thread! We don't do cat fights. We (try to) raise armies! :D

We are all very mature. Check out the age thread! We don't do cat fights. We (try to) raise armies! :D

I resent being called mature. It sounds so old.

I resent being called mature. It sounds so old.

You could be considered "classic" or "vintage".

But then you'd be at risk for being stripped and ridden at midnight by the SS/FG guys...






(Did I *really* just say that? :eek: Man, it better stop raining soon. )

I resent being called mature. It sounds so old.

I don't think you're old.

I don't think you're old.

:love:

You're so sweet, young man...um...I mean....dude. ;)

You could be considered "classic" or "vintage".

But then you'd be at risk for being stripped and ridden at midnight by the SS/FG guys...





:D Now, you're talking. And yes, I DID say that...not that anyone will be the least bit surpised that I did. :p

Oh..Hi, Mary. What's going on?

Ummm...I didn't vote against you I swear I didn't

Oh..Hi, Mary. What's going on?

Ummm...I didn't vote against you I swear I didn't

See? Sense the fear? We're being oppressed!

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Where's allez oops?

Where's allez oops?


Who wants to know?

Who wants to know?

um. Spingineer