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dam6923
12-24-07, 11:54 PM
Taken from the Facebook group:

That bulge isn't just the chamois.

Balls of steel.

We can go for hours and hours even when it hurts.

We know how to take it easy.

We know not to go real hard right from the beggining.

Smoother legs than you.

Skin tight lycra is real easy to take off.

Can you say perfectly sculpted legs?

Better power-to-weight ratio than a small car.

We don't need booths to get our amazing tan...lines.

Perfect ass.

Diamond cut calves.

Incredible thigh definition.

Who else can perform for over 5 hours a day for 20 consecutive days?

When it gets hard, we find a rhythym and pound away.

We go hard and push until it gets even harder.

Some days we feel the need to attack, explore, and adventure.

We know that everything needs to be properly lubricated before it can be used to its full potential.

Even when we're about to explode, we can always hang on a little bit longer.

We always have water bottles and snacks laying around for those those times when it gets real long.

Got any more reasons?


Brillig
12-28-07, 02:41 PM
120 RPM for hours, baby.

coldfeet
01-15-08, 09:03 PM
Hmmmm... Most of these are reasons for a girl to date a male cyclist... got any reason we should date you girls?.....

( Runs and hides.......)



:D


squeakywheel
01-17-08, 12:31 PM
Oversided downtubes.

caloso
01-17-08, 12:34 PM
172.5 mm cranks.

marin1
01-18-08, 10:47 AM
Hmmmm... Most of these are reasons for a girl to date a male cyclist... got any reason we should date you girls?.....

( Runs and hides.......)



:D

I think we date girls for the vaginas, she could have no legs for all I care.

chevy42083
01-18-08, 10:56 AM
I dunno... I'm kind of a fan of legs.

CrimsonKarter21
01-18-08, 04:55 PM
I love legs.

revolator
01-18-08, 05:10 PM
Because they ride until it hurts


Hmmmm... Most of these are reasons for a girl to date a male cyclist... got any reason we should date you girls?.....

( Runs and hides.......)



:D

squeakywheel
01-22-08, 12:29 PM
She's good at pulling the train.

jotog
01-30-08, 02:45 AM
I think we date girls for the vaginas, she could have no legs for all I care.

Just sayin'

Brillig
01-30-08, 07:35 AM
She's good at pulling the train.

This just keeps getting funnier every time I see this thread.

:beer: