Singlespeed & Fixed Gear - Would you rather eat brains or be a robot?

I need your collective wisdom on this

Brains every time.

brains.

tacos de seso

If I was self aware, I robot please.
Bender rules.

Robot, with laser please.

I'll have mine w/ extra lubricant please.

robot all the way

http://www.ilikemusic.com/images/article_images/full/daftpunklive.jpg

Zombie's own your metal faces.

...I thought robots ate brains

this is a very controversial poll for zombie carl.

cake or death?

Brains are very fattening. Robot FTW!

brains!!

oh well, I'll have the cake please.

Could I be a brain eating robot zombie ?

Could I be a brain eating robot zombie ?

I would totally see that movie. Especially if it started Bruce Campbell.

It would have to have Bruce Campbell... I friggin' love this.

Mah BOOMSTICK !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oagr6Ydjzdw

robot all the way

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**** yes! Their new live album is awesome. :D

I would rather be a cyborg, so I'm going with robot.

tacos de seso

+1

Damn tasty!

Do mean eat human brains, like a zombie? The poll doesn't imply that at all. I've eaten plenty of canned pig brains...goes good with scrambled eggs. I don't know what being a robot is like but eating canned pig brains is probably better.
If I chose to be a robot could I be a droid of some sort and have independent thought and also live forever..then I'd consider being a robot. But then again, if I was a robot, I might not have any personal freedom, and I wouldn't want that.
I can't decide.

On second thought, eating another can of pig brains would be the easiest way out.

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/pork-brains-milk-gravy.jpg

foo in 3...

ADRIAN BARBEAU-bot

why can we have some guts?

braaainnnssss

robot. way better than an insatiable hunger.

brains are all we ever get in this rotten ****ing place
brains are all we ever get
why can't we have a change of pace?

brains are all we ever get in this rotten ****ing place
brains are all we ever get
why can't we have a change of pace?

Yes we get it....this is a thread is Misfit in a forum about bikes.

brain eating robot

eat robot brains

after a long bike ride i do tend to have a voracious hankering for brains

i'm vegetarian, so i really don't have a choice, do i? but seriously. why not robot?

eat robot brains

break the circle of brain eating robots eating robot brains,
which is where mad robot disease comes from

http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/1ds-17/zombie-gnaws-on-imac.jpg

What kind of brains? As a child, before Mad Cow and my vegetarianism, I ate fried cow brain sandwiches (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried-brain_sandwich) with my dad, who grew up in the Gumbo Flats in Chestefield. I can't say I remember what brains taste like. We ate it at the famous place

Given that the alternative is to give up my human form and become a lifeless machine programmed to repeat one mundane task for the duration of my "life," I guess I would eat brains again.

ROBOT
robots don't get hangovers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmHTXiNNO48&feature=related

Robot, please. But only one drive gear if you please, sir.

Robot was way too vague, so I had to go with the brains.

Ive eaten brains before too so maybe im exempt.

depends on the brains... are they served with any sauce, or straight out the head?

depends on the brains... are they served with any sauce, or straight out the head?

1-crack head with mallet
2-liberally apply hot sauce--I roll with Tapatio or Sriracha
3-stir brains vigorously with spoon
4-enjoy

I vote both.

CRUSH KILL DESTROY
CRUSH KILL DESTROY

It would have to have Bruce Campbell... I friggin' love this.

Mah BOOMSTICK !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oagr6Ydjzdw

Will Ash still be working at "S-Mart"?

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Probably be a robot. Zombies are fun to watch, but I don't think its fun being a Zombie.

fixed-gear brain-bot!

do i have to be a zombie to eat brains?

do i have to be a mindless programmed robot?

until i get details i cant choose

i try to think of this in terms of a good movie plot. If you ever met a woman who changed you, or became sentient to your actions, you would have to live with the guilt of killing all those people as a zombie.

On the other hand, with a robot, you would struggle to understand if you could ever be human, and what it means to BE human, aka bladerunner, and if you could ever love or be loved.

Oh the stories to be had...

not people...BRRRRRRRRRAAAAIIIIIINS.

http://horrorstew.com/images/Return_Living_Dead1_5thumb.jpg

i think i'd rather just have sex with my bike.

A robot with a Campy finish.