Dead baby jokes.

[TheKillerPenguin]

They already have a place in my heart, now they have their very own thread.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

[TheKillerPenguin]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?

I don't have a Porsche sitting in my garage.

[KingTermite]

:lol:

[ken cummings]

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

You can't load bowling balls with a pitch fork.

[chipcom]

I'll kill this thread right here and now...

Q: Why do they always need hot boiling water and births and abortions?
A: Dead baby soup.

Q: How can you tell dead babies from live babies when stacking them for storage?
A: Live babies wriggle off the pitchfork.

[wethepeople]

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A: A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
A: Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it in case it explodes.

Q: Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
A: To see the expression on its face!

Q: How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
A: Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Q: What's small, and shiny, and blue?
A: A baby with a plastic baggy over its head.

Q: How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
A: Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.

Q: How are babies and the elderly alike?
A: Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.

Q: What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A: You can't hide dead babies in a gay man.

Q: What's more fun than strapping a baby to a washingline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q: Whats better than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.


Dead baby jokes are the best.

[Olebiker]

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

You can't load bowling balls with a pitch fork.

I don't want to be a spoilsport, but let me tell you a story about dead baby jokes and the one quoted here specifically.

When I was in high school a group of us were standing around waiting for the teacher to shop to unlock the classroom door. I had just heard the quoted joke and took that opportunity to tell it to the whole group.

Problem was, the teacher was right behind me and it was his first day back at school after his baby was stillborn. I had not been aware of why he was out and was mortified that I had told that joke where he could hear.

[wagathon]

Little Willy with a taste for Gore
Nailed his brother to the door
His mother said in a voice quite quaint
Please little Billy you'll mar the paint.

-anon

:)

[~Stuart~]

whats funnier then one dead baby nailed to one tree?
one dead baby nailed to 5 trees.

whats funnier then one dead baby?
two dead babies

whats funnier then that?
a pile of them

whats funnier then that?
a pile of dead babies with a live baby in the middle

whats gross?
the live baby in the pile eating its way out.

whats worse then that?
it going back for seconds

what present do you get a dead baby?
a dead puppy

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
depends how hard you throw them.

[classic1]

Q. Whats purple and yellow and found at the bottom of swimming pools?
A. A baby with slashed floaties.

Then there are the Azaria Chamberlain jokes

Q. Whats a babies revenge?
A. Running across the desert with a dingo in its mouth

Q. What do dingoes call a pram on top of Ayers Rock?
A. Meals on Wheels

[darksmaster923]

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
Dead babies don't stick to the roof of your mouth

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken

whats more fun than nailing a dead baby to a fence?
ripping it back out