Foo - Strangest thing you opened a beer cap on?

What is the strangest thing you opened a beer bottle on?

Here are a few of mine:

A Hummer's open door latch (encouraged by the vehicle's owner.)
A HP RAID array.
Numerous door latch strikes.
A bicycle frame (custom bike that had a bottle opener built in)
A belt buckle (common, but usable)

The cement stoop behind my grandmother's house.
A truck tailgate latch.

My friend uses his eye.

I usually just use my car/a rock.

My brother head

A girls *****hole.

That was a strange night.

My sandal?

http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/FANBRN.jpg

^^^^nice

My sandal?

http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/FANBRN.jpgThose things are classy as ****. :D

Yup. Comfy too! :D

i saw a girl use her teeth once,
she was pretty metal


and i saw a guy use a wedding ring

I've seen people do it with their teeth. It's an entirely unpleasant thought.

1000 ways to open a beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmRQD07HV0)

I've seen people do it with their teeth. It's an entirely unpleasant thought.

It's not coincidence that deep white trash rednecks have no teeth by the time they're 35.

My sandal?

http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/FANBRN.jpg

Why do my termite senses say that sandal was created by Jimmy Buffet?

I used to have an AA 1-year coin, with a slot cut into it. Some guy gave it to me as a tip, when I was tending bar.

I have a putter with a convenient groove on the back. It always gets a good laugh on the links

A Marine Corps belt buckle opens bottles quite nicely.

I usually just use the lighter trick. I'm good at using the edge of anything. I've tried to do it with a ring, but I can't figure that one out.

Friends opening it with their teeth.

I TRIED to open one on a park table once. Turns out the table was plastic molded in the shape of wood... rather soft plastic too :D

I have opened all of my beers on earth.

I don't drink beer, but I've opened bottles with a knife a few times. That has the potential to end badly. :p

A girls *****hole.

That was a strange night.

Pics or didn't happen.

I can open a bottle of beer with another bottle of beer.

Not that I think it's really strange, but I used my future sister in-law's kitchen counters...

Carabiner i use for my keychain.

I can open a bottle of beer with another bottle of beer.

ok, thats impressive

^^one right side up, the other upside down, bottom edge of caps touching. It works well unless the one on top opens first....

Never use the same bottle on top twice, it's messy.

Oh, I was thinking you'd be opening a new bottle with the empty old one. That'd be far more useful.

A glass cutter. Just took the neck off.

My wife's hand. No need for anything else.

The baby changer platform in an airport bathroom.

Foamed out and I wiped it up as best I could, but the next changed baby may be a malty smelling one.

Al

Remember the bottles that came with twist opener on the bottom.

I opened one with my wedding ring recently, but it bent the ring and bugs the hell outta me. :mad:

Remember the trick to blast the bottom out of a bottle? Open it, and when full, hold it in the normal fashion on the side and whack the top hole real hard with the flat of your palm. It used to work with Mildew bottles in the early 80s. :)

Piece of paper.

a golf club

I opened one with my wedding ring recently, but it bent the ring and bugs the hell outta me.


Not nearly as much as it bugs your wife, I'll bet!


As a long-time musician & audio engineer/stage technician (aka "roadie") I've opened countless beer bottles on the Sessions® latches that are on nearly all heavy duty equipment transport cases...but that's not considered "strange" in the industry, that's considered "minimum mandatory skill".

In high school a friend had a car, I think it was an AMC Pacer, that had some weird divot in or under the hatchback door that was perfect for opening beer bottles.

Needle nose pliers.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/126/dremel500yk2.jpg

http://www.americantailgater.com/graphics/dbase/sm9913202.jpg
This

The dropouts I just brazed on my bike:

What passes for alignment (note the vernier calipers):
http://staticline.drastic-creations.com/stand/dropout3.jpg

Welding
http://staticline.drastic-creations.com/stand/dropout2.jpg

Before filing:
http://staticline.drastic-creations.com/stand/dropout4.jpg

After Filing:
http://staticline.drastic-creations.com/stand/dropout1.jpg

All painted (drive side):
http://staticline.drastic-creations.com/stand/dropout5.jpg



So it was kind of a hack job.. the side with the bottle-opener is a hair lower than the drive side so at first I thought I was screwed (especially because I couldn't adjust wheel dish, seeing as I have a disc wheel), but it turns out my axle spacers were off, and now it's just fine. Plus it opens beer like a champ!

Nice.

Esquire magazine.

there was a video kickin around a while ago with a japanese guy opening beer bottles with a helicopter