LittleBigMan
Safety (noun):
1) Travelling down the interstate freeway at speeds that make your cat crap on the seat, then run across the car ceiling and dig its claws into your scalp, causing you to careen across the grass median into oncoming traffic;
2) Idling in your motor vehicle at 0 mph. in the midst of a sea of
internal combustion engines, breathing just enough oxygen to keep you alive while your body adapts to metabolizing carbon monoxide;
3) Staying indoors continually for the next 4 decades;
4) Riding your bicycle through quiet residential streets or lesser used city lanes, far away from the dirty, congested "free"ways and enjoying every moment of it;
5) Sitting motionless at your desk at work, followed by guzzling coffee and eating baked fat/sugar/flour foods, then sitting in your car while your heart races and blood pressure peaks, then eating greasy fat McJunkfood, then sitting on the couch watching explosions and violence while your heart races and blood pressure peaks, then eating again, then lying down in your bed for a few hours, then starting all over.
1) Travelling down the interstate freeway at speeds that make your cat crap on the seat, then run across the car ceiling and dig its claws into your scalp, causing you to careen across the grass median into oncoming traffic;
2) Idling in your motor vehicle at 0 mph. in the midst of a sea of
internal combustion engines, breathing just enough oxygen to keep you alive while your body adapts to metabolizing carbon monoxide;
3) Staying indoors continually for the next 4 decades;
4) Riding your bicycle through quiet residential streets or lesser used city lanes, far away from the dirty, congested "free"ways and enjoying every moment of it;
5) Sitting motionless at your desk at work, followed by guzzling coffee and eating baked fat/sugar/flour foods, then sitting in your car while your heart races and blood pressure peaks, then eating greasy fat McJunkfood, then sitting on the couch watching explosions and violence while your heart races and blood pressure peaks, then eating again, then lying down in your bed for a few hours, then starting all over.