Cycling Humour

[eddiecycle]

I love cycling humour! Anyone have any good cycling jokes?

The best collection I've found so far is at:
http://bicyclesource.com/jokes

[Ankleweightman]

No. My cycling jersey says "OLD KRANKS" Ventura, CA. That may not be funny, but at 76, I do 20 miles with an amusing posture riding uphills, standing (no saddle). AWM in NC. Haah