Foo - A conversation between Botto and I.

On my off day, I decide to go on a ride with Botto:

Chasing Dreams: Yo, Botto man, check out that chick on the beach. Man, I wish I had the nerve to ask her out.
Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....Harden.......
Chasing Dreams: Yeah, I'm getting that, too.
Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....the.......
Chasing Dreams: What are you pointing at? The girl?
Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....****.......
Chasing Dreams: You want me to do WHAT to that girl? I don't even know her name.
Botto: *GASP* *GASP* *GASP*.....UUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!.......*GASP* *GASP* *GASP*
Chasing Dreams: Oh, you want me to show you where that 27% grade hill is. Follow me. For a second there, I thought you had turned into a pervert.
Botto: GAH! GAH! GAH! KER PLAT!!!!

Sadly, I didn't see Botto again for the rest of the ride. I thought he was behind me as I headed towards Mt. Doom.

<snicker>

botto would club you like a baby seal.

http://weblog.leidenuniv.nl/fdr/1948/mighty_hunter_2006.jpg

That was stupid.

botto would club you like a baby seal.



With a lead-filled snoeshoe!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=j2nJn6rZdtI&feature=related

The "KER PLAT" at the end says it all.


Stacey <snickered>

Wfin <rolls on the floor busting a gut>:roflmao::roflmao:

botto would club you like a baby seal.

http://weblog.leidenuniv.nl/fdr/1948/mighty_hunter_2006.jpg

Way up north were the ice is cold
where the men can't find no gold
that is where I make my money
Killin' the baby seals.
Smash 'em, bash 'em
Ro-ta-till 'em
Hit their heads until they squeal
Wife and kids they all hate me
Killin the baby seals.

:D:D:D:D

That was stupid.

Agreed.

Not only could botto crush you cycling, he could get to the punchline and have more humor and creativity, in less than two words.

Agreed.

Not only could botto crush you cycling, he could get to the punchline and have more humor and creativity, in less than two words.

Even if he could, I don't know if he can anymore. I think he's still back at the beach doing something. If you ask me, all those good looking girls and a man of Botto's age can't be a good combination.

Even if he could, I don't know if he can anymore. I think he's still back at the beach doing something. If you ask me, all those good looking girls and a man of Botto's age can't be a good combination.

As we used to say in the 80's: You got that right.

As botto would say: correct.

http://weblog.leidenuniv.nl/fdr/1948/mighty_hunter_2006.jpg

:(

:(

Exactly.

That guy's technique is horrible. He's losing a lot of power by lunging before the downswing.

It's botto and me, not botto and I.

Kids. :rolleyes:

Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.

Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.

Yes.

Wait, so did Botto ride with Second Mouse or Chasing Dreams? Me is confused.

This isn't difficult, is it?

That was stupid.

correct

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

worst. post. ever.

worst. post. ever.

You obviously haven't been here long enough:D.

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

worst. post. ever.

Nice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PDKcX0Ji90

I do believe Chasing Dreams is delusional.

Huh?

:(

That photo makes me sick.

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

worst. post. ever.

HA! I remember that!

That photo makes me sick.

It's a nessecary evil. Not pretty, but it's a living for a lot of people. Rather, it was nessecary, now it exists purely based on tradition.

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

worst. post. ever.

I like Billy Madison.

The OP has a man-crush.

How twenty-first century.

That photo makes me sick.

that photo doesn't make me sick. sad, but not sick.

it's the next one where the seal pulls a gun and shoots the guy that makes me sick. can't handle blood.

You obviously haven't been here long enough:D.




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