Foo - I Want to Take this Time....

To apologize for my silliness tonight. I probably crossed over the line. :p

Is there anything you would like to take this time to profess?

To apologize for my silliness tonight. I probably crossed over the line. :p

Is there anything you would like to take this time to profess?

I profess that I'm sorry I missed the alleged silliness. Oh...and I should be studying.

I profess that I'm sorry I missed the alleged silliness. Oh...and I should be studying.

Isn't that always the way? Well its good to know that many missed it, considering the time of day. :p

Oh...and...hit the books garshdernnit!

Yeah yeah yeah. I forgot there was a major flaw in my whole "going back to school" plan. Having to study. The History of Mesopitamia just isn't exciting me right now.

I'm sure its VERY interesting. Just not at 12:30 am.

Only 11:30 here-you are an hour ahead of us. I am getting As in Chem and Math, so that oughta be worth something, and I did read 40 pages earlier tonight on Egypt.

To apologize for my silliness tonight. I probably crossed over the line. :p

Is there anything you would like to take this time to profess?

Hmmm - and where be this silliness - it will have to be really silly to cross the line in foodom. A new personal best perhaps?

To apologize for my silliness tonight. I probably crossed over the line. :p

Is there anything you would like to take this time to profess?

I too owe the universe an apology for being so perfect in every way. I'm handsome, intelligent, gifted in so many ways you couldn't even begin to count... and so incredibly modest. So, I apologise to all the men for the envy and jealousy they have to endure when I'm around, and to all the ladies that crave me but can never have me I'm sorry you missed out on so much. Please don't hold it against me, I can't help that I was born so perfect.














:p

Do I have to apologize for living in paradise? :rolleyes:

I appologize too for missing said silliness too.

As I recall, living in Mesopotamia then was so much more interesting than reading about it today.

Look now what they've done to the land. The cradle of civilization ha become it's deathbed. Christians and Jews and Muslims are killing each other over the one true religion where The One True Religion had once flourished, is now and was destroyed as these savages fight and kill each other on the dust of the bones of my sisters.

/rant

Shadiyah being silly? I don't believe it. :p

I apologize (silently) to the person who's yogurt I ate yesterday - thought it was mine. :) I did that not long ago too.

I fear I have the all the markings of a lunch thief. Is there an intervention group for this? :p

That guy in accounting, missing the little finger... He was the last person we caught purloining personal perishables. Perhaps a punitive posture would be prudent?

I dunno, Tude. I think Siu has some experience in breaking lunch thieves of their evil ways, but I really don't think you want to know! :eek: So just stop, just stop now. <serious, yet concerned Vega look>

I apologize to my Scott for not riding more. I shall make amends, starting today. :)

I am sorry I started the whole global warming thing by accident back in the 80's.

I profess that I'm sorry I missed the alleged silliness. Oh...and I should be studying.

+5?

I apologize (silently) to the person who's yogurt I ate yesterday - thought it was mine. :) I did that not long ago too.

I fear I have the all the markings of a lunch thief. Is there an intervention group for this? :p

Somebody was doing this at someplace i worked at. I suggested lining everything with Jalapeno/hot sauce

I just lick everything I place in the work fridge first. I work alone.

To apologize for my silliness tonight. I probably crossed over the line. :p

Is there anything you would like to take this time to profess?

I didn't think the nekkid picks were silly at all, thanks for sharing and oh yeah, sorry the rest of you missed it. ;)

Why would you have to apologize for silliness??? You'd be taking all the fun outta here!!

Here, (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zSVabRNkK0c) let me put the fun back in Foo, in German no less.

To apologize for my silliness tonight. I probably crossed over the line. :p

Is there anything you would like to take this time to profess?

I'm sorry I missed it too.....silliness should never be apologized for...only encouraged.

I just lick everything I place in the work fridge first. I work alone.

Nice. There's a lady at work that uses the sodas in the fridge to cool her premenopausal self down. Rubs them all over her forehead, cheeks, neck and chest...then puts them back in the refrigerator. yum.

So if you get your soda out of the company fridge and the can tastes salty then you know why. Ew.

+ Ew! :eek:

Basically yes. I use straws now. :D

Nice. There's a lady at work that uses the sodas in the fridge to cool her premenopausal self down. Rubs them all over her forehead, cheeks, neck and chest...then puts them back in the refrigerator. yum.

Yuck! Sorry - I don't want anybody's body parts on my food!

Basically yes. I use straws now. :D

I think i would be pushing for a vending machine or a moratorium on hiring women over 40.

Basically yes. I use straws now. :D

I would get a paper towel, wet it, use that to wipe the can down thoroughly, then go dump the wet paper towel on her desk or chair.

I think i would be pushing for a vending machine or a moratorium on hiring women over 40.

A vending machine? Then I would have to pay for my soda! :p

Nice. There's a lady at work that uses the sodas in the fridge to cool her premenopausal self down. Rubs them all over her forehead, cheeks, neck and chest...then puts them back in the refrigerator. yum.

is she hawt lookin? if so, this is cool. if she looks like me, not so much.

Well, to be quite frank about it, as cyclists, we could probably use the extra sodium and potassium. :eek:

is she hawt lookin? if so, this is cool. if she looks like me, not so much.

That's what I was going to say, more or less.

Not hawt unless you're speaking of the hot flashes. She's funny though and provides endless entertainment. Somewhere there's an archive of her ridiculous emails.

Not hawt unless you're speaking of the hot flashes. She's funny though and provides endless entertainment. Somewhere there's an archive of her ridiculous emails.

then what she is doing with the sodas is wrong. funny only goes so far.

Carefully bring in some poison ivy. Wearin' disposable gloves, crush the leaves, and wipe carefully all over the sides of the cans. Place back in fridge, warnin' everyone in the office to avoid touching them. Hilarity will ensure.

Nice. There's a lady at work that uses the sodas in the fridge to cool her premenopausal self down. Rubs them all over her forehead, cheeks, neck and chest...then puts them back in the refrigerator. yum.

Thank you for that lovely mental image. Now I understand my colleague who always washes off the outside of soda bottles before he drinks from them...

Oh, and Shad: never apologize for silliness, just do it when the whole east coast isn't already asleep.

To apologize for my silliness tonight. I probably crossed over the line. :pI reject your apology, for none is needed! I only got about four hours of sleep last night because of it, but that's okay. :p

"Crossing the line" is subjective, of course, so me saying that you didn't doesn't mean much. But still, quit apologizin'.

Nice. There's a lady at work that uses the sodas in the fridge to cool her premenopausal self down. Rubs them all over her forehead, cheeks, neck and chest...then puts them back in the refrigerator. yum.

glad she does not suffer from hemorroids.

I keep vowing that I am not ever going to go to sleep again.

What alleged silliness did I miss this time? Not that any apologies need to be made, I just hate to miss out on the good stuff :D .

East Hill

glad she does not suffer from hemorroids.

That we know of.

Okay...here's a blog entry from a co-worker talking about said soda lady.

Sunday, November 4, 2007
Trick Or Treat?
So at work we have this really funny lady in A/P department. She is the source of so much unintentional comedy. It's really amazing the stuff that she comes up with. To give you just a taste of what she is like, I'll tell you this:


~We once had a microwave that super-heated all the food in the kitchen and one time it burned popcorn. The smell was so bad that the microwave had to be removed from the kitchen and was completely discarded. Not wanting to pass up on a perfectly good microwave, she took it home. Rather than think that it was left outside the backdoor because it was unusable, she took it home, tried it, and then returned to work the next day complaining that it smelled like burnt popcorn.

~People will often leave unwanted snacks or things they just want to share with the entire office in the kitchen. One time it was dozens of bags of little airplane peanuts. She was seen later that day hoarding those peanuts.

~She takes the cold sodas in the refrigerator that are for the entire office and then hold them to her bare-skin on her forehead, her neck, and then couldn't understand why people would complain about it because she would put them back in the fridge so that they could be used. After all, you don't drink the outside of the can, right?

~For birthday celebrations we get breakfast burritos for the entire office on one day out of the month. She will take any excess burritos, usually being at least several.


So this lady is pretty much a riot, but the best part is that she is completely oblivious to her normal behavior being completely absurd. Come Thursday, the day after Halloween, I overheard some coworkers mention that this same lady trick or treats. Yes, she's older, in her later 40s. And she goes trick or treating with her Auntie, who is about 56. The following is an account of her conversation with one of two of my favorite people in the office, Becky. Here goes:

Kathy’s Halloween was tragic and she has a small cut on her lip that “hurts a lot”. It hurt so much that she almost was unable to tell me her trick or treating story. Her Aunite is so stupid, because she had a “designer costume”. Auntie was a rainbow ghost. The ghost costume was so beautiful, it “look like wedding dress.” Kathy had to walk behind her auntie and hold the train to the dress. Her auntie wanted to go to this big “rich people’s house” because she wanted good candy. Kathy told her not to go there, because they have big dogs. The big dogs came out and scared kathy’s Auntie, who then knocked Kathy over while trying to get away from the dogs, and Kathy sustained a tragic lip cut. That was only the 4th house they went to, so they only got 3 pieces of candy. Addendum to the story—Auntie climbed a tree to get away from the dogs. They were big black dogs, “twin dogs” cause there were two of them.

The best part about this story is that the lady talking about it has a completely straight face the entire time and the only emotion she's feeling about the whole thing is annoyance at not having been able to get more free candy, and that she cut her lip.

My wife to be bought a new microwave while we were dating. I somehow set the timer way wrong when cooking popcorn, then left the kitchen. The popcorn caught on fire. Needless to say, I bought her a new microwave soon after.

My wife to be bought a new microwave while we were dating. I somehow set the timer way wrong when cooking popcorn, then left the kitchen. The popcorn caught on fire. Needless to say, I bought her a new microwave soon after.Blah blah blah, happily ever after.

(The secret to a happy marriage, ladies and germs, is to make the house smell eternally of burnt popcorn. Keep this in mind at all times.)

Ummm....yeah...so thanks everyone for encouraging my silliness. I think that this post was made with my hot man impersonation post in mind. That is where I think I went a bit too far. :p

Hey, if you want to be a hot dude for a night, go right on ahead. It's a free-ish country.

So let me get this straight...

There was silliness and I missed it ?

I could actually use some silliness right now.

Damn. I'm not feeling quite as silly as last night.

Must be the lack of wine. :p

Hey, if you want to be a hot dude for a night, go right on ahead. It's a free-ish country.

Heh. Well, really it was kind of unintentional. I was posting in quite a few threads last nights, and I just happened to post my serious picture in the man thread. oops.