Fifty Plus (50+) - Amazing New Bike Tool

An amazing replacement for frame pumps and CO2 cartridges!! Whoever gets one first please let us know how it works for you!


http://www.flixxy.com/sumsing-turbo-3000-cellphone.htm

An amazing replacement for frame pumps and CO2 cartridges!! Whoever gets one first please let us know how it works for you!


http://www.flixxy.com/sumsing-turbo-3000-cellphone.htm

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An amazing replacement for frame pumps and CO2 cartridges!! Whoever gets one first please let us know how it works for you!


http://www.flixxy.com/sumsing-turbo-3000-cellphone.htm


Maybe they have them on Ebay!

Damn.......why did I bite on this one. Usually jppe is such a sincere, straightforward guy. Who'd a known!

Just gotta git me 'n o doze damn tings! If they done avertize dem on da TV, dey must be gud!

The tire inflation function will keep this thread safe from Foo?

You know, it is odd anymore to find a cell phone which serves only as a phone. I wonder just how much more junk (a/k/a features) they'll pack into those things within the next few years. Perhaps the best feature would be a radar transceiver which would alert the user of the personal-mobile-electronic-digital-blue-tooth-camera-computer-GPS-printer-tv-radio-internet-
high-fidelity-bass-boost-sound-blaster-phone-game-machine-and-everything-else-you-can-think-of distraction device to the presence of pedestrians, motorists, and cyclists directly in front of their belch-fire eight urban assault vehicles.

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You know, it is odd anymore to find a cell phone which serves only as a phone. I wonder just how much more junk (a/k/a features) they'll pack into those things within the next few years. Perhaps the best feature would be a radar transceiver which would alert the user of the personal-mobile-electronic-digital-blue-tooth-camera-computer-GPS-printer-tv-radio-internet-
high-fidelity-bass-boost-sound-blaster-phone-game-machine-and-everything-else-you-can-think-of distraction device to the presence of pedestrians, motorists, and cyclists directly in front of their belch-fire eight urban assault vehicles.

I'd like a cell phone that has a button I can push that makes it impossible for anyone within a twenty five foot radius to receive a cell phone call, or make one, either.

There was a sign at a store I was in recently that said, "We'll gladly help you after you've finished your phone call."

There was a sign at a store I was in recently that said, "We'll gladly help you after you've finished your phone call."

That's fantastic. More stores should post this, dagnamit!

Loved the self destruct button.....Bikers in urban areas would pay big bucks for such a gadget.

Do they say whether the dishwasher mode can also wash and dry clothes?

There's no way it'll make melted cheese sandwiches :)

There's no way it'll make melted cheese sandwiches :)

You're forgetting the nuclear detonation setting...available on the deluxe model!

But can you make phone calls with it?

But can you make phone calls with it?

Yeah, but the low spoke count is a problem for heavier riders...
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Seems like would make sense would be a CO2 like canister that you could recharge with air yourslf with a puimp.

Hate to say it but this thing looks technical. Me and electronics do not get on, as I have just found out with my latest phone. I'm going back to my Nokia 6210 as soon as I can get the battery to stay in place- Lost the bit of tape that held it in place since I dropped it 6 years ago.

There was a sign at a store I was in recently that said, "We'll gladly help you after you've finished your phone call."

Great sign!

I'm ready to put one in my house that says " I will gladly help you finish your phone call"

That made my day. Thanks for posting that link!!!!!!!!!

Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

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