Fifty Plus (50+) - The very best signature line on the internet

Louis, I've been meaning to mention that in my carefully considered opinion, you have the very best signature line on the internet. The whole internet. In the world.

Who cares about your opinion?

By the way, now that you've got my attention, how many bikes do you own Terrierman?

Alright! Thanks T-Man. I'll have that 50¢ in the mail ASAP.:p

Louis' signature line has all the elements of great literature...



It's stated in classic negative fatalism (nothing goes right)

It touches on toilet humor (underwear reference)

It's inclusive of the reader (your underwear)

It doesn't have, or even need, punctuation

It's easily translated into over 500 languages

And it rhymes (right/tight) !!!

:D

By the way, now that you've got my attention, how many bikes do you own Terrierman?

Me personally? One. I know, I know, sacrelige. The entire family? Eight.

Who cares about your opinion?
Those who want to be on the side of truth, justice and the American way. Why do you ask?

One bike? One Bike?!?

ONE BIKE?!?!?!?

BLASPHEMER!!!! STONE HIM!!!

It is about time that this has come to the light of day.

You are in need of this forum's assistance.

Uh, I have but one bike myself...but it isn't a white one!

One bike? One Bike?!?

BLASPHEMER!!!! STONE HIM!!!

You are in need of this forum's assistance.


You're right Tom, we must help them!!
Terrierman and Big Paulie, you guys are definitely disadvantaged!!
Of the 10 bikes in my garage, I'm sure there are 1 or 2 spares. Come and pick one up!! Maybe I could trade for a terrier!

Louis is too cool for this forum. Fortunately, he doesn't seem to know it.

Uh, I have but one bike myself...but it isn't a white one!

We've always made allowences for you...............you can't be held responsible.:rolleyes:

Oh you guys, when you're out on a you have one bike.

Louis, I've been meaning to mention that in my carefully considered opinion, you have the very best signature line on the internet. The whole internet. In the world.

I agree. I always chuckle when I see it. It reminds me of "Don't get your shorts in a bunch". Stapfam...I believe that would be "knickers in a knot" for you:)

I remember that ad campaign, but don't remember the product they were pushing. Was it Fruit of the Loom?

Uh, I have but one bike myself...but it isn't a white one!

I knew there was a reason I liked you. I mean other than those insightful and witty posts and all.

I only have one bike. I'm in dire straights. As a cure, I would be willing to take any off your hands that you don't need. Anything with a 58.5 cm top tube, Ti frame (or might be willing to downgrade to CF), Campy Record UT, (or downgrade to Shimano Dura Ace or SRAM Red) drive train and Lew wheels would do nicely! Thanks for your consideration.

Oh, I would be willing to pay for the shipping.

And white bikes are NOT acceptable.

p.s. wind chill here right now is -18F!

Louis is too cool for this forum. Fortunately, he doesn't seem to know it.

I've always had that feeling...thanks for expressing it!

I knew there was a reason I liked you. I mean other than those insightful and witty posts and all.

Whoo-hoo! :)

One God, One Country, One bike...

I'd love to buy the first round of beers someday for all you nice people.:)

I agree. I always chuckle when I see it. It reminds me of "Don't get your shorts in a bunch". Stapfam...I believe that would be "knickers in a knot" for you:)

Knickers in a twist.

And if your paying Louis- Get ready for the onslaught. Paypal works.

Louis,

I love you man.

(Now, can I have your Bud Light?)

Louis,

I love you man.

(Now, can I have your Bud Light?)
BUD LIGHT? My god, man...have you gone mad? :p

Knickers in a twist.

And if your paying Louis- Get ready for the onslaught. Paypal works.
Dog ate my PayPal card. Damn...

BUD LIGHT? My god, man...have you gone mad? :p

Reminds me of a joke:

At a break during the international beer convention, the president of Anheiser Busch stops by the bar and orders a Bud Lite. Next the president of Coors comes by and orders a Coors Lite. The president of Guiness stops by and orders a Coca Cola.

"Why did you order a coke?" the two Americans ask.

"Well," says the president of Guiness, "I figured if you weren't drinking beer, I wouldn't either."