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Portis
01-18-08, 01:30 PM
http://img2.putfile.com/main/1/1715302054.jpg


Stacey
01-18-08, 01:34 PM
What if God was one of us, what if God smoked canibis?

x136
01-18-08, 01:34 PM
Boy, David Bowie didn't get to hang out in your avatar long.


Portis
01-18-08, 01:35 PM
Boy, David Bowie didn't get to hang out in your avatar long.

David Bowie? That was a Dixie Chick!:eek: I've been playing with PS in case you didn't notice.

Stacey
01-18-08, 01:37 PM
Portis changes his avatar more than I change my drawers. :o

Portis
01-18-08, 01:39 PM
Portis changes his avatar more than I change my drawers. :o

So does Slvoid.

KingTermite
01-18-08, 01:39 PM
What if our president was cool?
The BIG questions is:

What if Portis were cool?

Portis
01-18-08, 01:40 PM
I make Lenny Kravitz look like Fred Rogers.

http://www.medaloffreedom.com/FredRogers_GeorgeWBushlg.jpg

KingTermite
01-18-08, 01:41 PM
I make Lenny Kravitz look like Fred Rogers.

http://www.medaloffreedom.com/FredRogers_GeorgeWBushlg.jpg

I think Lenny Kravitz makes Fred Rogers look like you. :p

Portis
01-18-08, 01:43 PM
I think Lenny Kravitz makes Fred Rogers look like you. :p

In all honesty, i looked at the FR pick and thought "oh my god, i'm starting to look like Fred Rogers!" Looks like it's all downhill from here. Good thing i'm well endowed.

x136
01-18-08, 01:44 PM
It'd be hard to find fault with turning into Fred Rogers.

KingTermite
01-18-08, 01:45 PM
Good thing i'm well endowed.With what?

Portis
01-18-08, 01:47 PM
With what?

Endowments.

KingTermite
01-18-08, 01:49 PM
Endowments.

That's not what your wife says in her sleep to me. :p

Portis
01-18-08, 01:50 PM
That's not what your wife says in her sleep to me. :p

I haven't told her about them yet. Protecting my assets...

KingTermite
01-18-08, 01:55 PM
I haven't told her about them yet. Protecting my assets...

:roflmao: :beer:

Hickeydog
01-18-08, 01:56 PM
I think the nipple ring is taking it a little to far.




















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wolfbrother
01-18-08, 02:18 PM
Is there a prerequisite to this thread that you have to think Lenny Kravitz is cool?

Stacey
01-18-08, 02:18 PM
So does Slvoid.

Slvoid isn't being discussed. :)

ModoVincere
01-18-08, 02:36 PM
I've been thinking about this one for a little while.
What if GWB actually partook of the whacky weed on occasion. The man already has a hard time communicating what his little grey matter cells are coming up with. Can you imagine what a hoot it'd be if it was further short circuited with a little BC or Hawaiin?

jhota
01-18-08, 02:46 PM
I've been thinking about this one for a little while.
What if GWB actually partook of the whacky weed on occasion. The man already has a hard time communicating what his little grey matter cells are coming up with. Can you imagine what a hoot it'd be if it was further short circuited with a little BC or Hawaiin?

can you prove he doesn't? i mean, it would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

jsharr
01-18-08, 02:46 PM
Portis changes his avatar more than I change my drawers. :o

Why would you change something you never wear?

AllenG
01-18-08, 02:50 PM
can you prove he doesn't? i mean, it would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

Weed is nowhere near a powerful enough drug to make one that vapid.

x136
01-18-08, 02:51 PM
Unless he's smoking everything that the DEA confiscates, or something.

jsharr
01-18-08, 02:52 PM
What did ya'll think the "W" stood for?

jhota
01-18-08, 02:52 PM
Weed is nowhere near a powerful enough drug to make one that vapid.

well, not for a normal person, but piled on top of all the old coke damage?

AllenG
01-18-08, 02:56 PM
Unless he's smoking everything that the DEA confiscates, or something.

Nope, not even then.
Herb will make one scatterbrained but you can't loose this: link to Vanity Fair article (http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/features/2007/10/iraq_billions200710) without logistics.

ModoVincere
01-18-08, 02:58 PM
What did ya'll think the "W" stood for?

And well, it is known as the wild weed of Texas.

By the way...some of this stuff gets laced with some other really fun stuff that could explain the ditzyness.

TRaffic Jammer
01-18-08, 03:01 PM
Weed is nowhere near a powerful enough drug to make one that vapid.

It was all that coke he did in college.

late
01-18-08, 03:14 PM
JFK was cool..
I don't have to wonder, I know what having a cool president is like.

jsharr
01-18-08, 03:15 PM
You cannot be truly cool with a New England accent. just sayin

ModoVincere
01-18-08, 03:16 PM
You cannot be truly cool with a New England accent. just sayin

Teddy boy is living proof of that!

Stacey
01-18-08, 03:40 PM
Weed is nowhere near a powerful enough drug to make one that vapid.

Thank you.