Foo - You know you live in <insert town name here> when...

You know you live in Gander when you've gone to school on a snowmobile.

You know you live in Shanghai when you go to get your groceries in your pyjamas.

You know you live in Texas when the prisons have drive through execution windows.

You know you live in Shanghai when you go to get your groceries in your pyjamas.

I prefer a shopping bag

You know you live in Texas when the prisons have drive through execution windows.

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You know you live in Texas when you find yourself drinking beer with Botto before 10 AM.
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You know you live in New Orleans when you get passed by a junky car that is emitting a fog of smoke. . . . . . and it has a brake tag.

No emissions laws. Joy.

You know you're in the USA when you're still fighting a war branded "Mission Accomplished" five years ago.

You know you live in Texas when you find yourself drinking beer with Botto before 10 AM.
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http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2347840/2/istockphoto_2347840_cowboy_with_beer.jpg

I prefer a shopping bag


Can't find my rimshot smiley, so this will have to do:

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You know you live in Gander when you've gone to school on a snowmobile.

Gander Newfoundland?


You know you live in Vancouver because you haven't gone an hour without hearing about the olympics.

You know you live in Texas when the prisons have drive through execution windows.

in China, they bring the executioner to you. much more convenient.

http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/prisons/assets/chinese_death_van.jpg

you know you live in Charleston when the streets flood at high tide - after they "fixed" the drains.

Gander Newfoundland?


You know you live in Vancouver because you haven't gone an hour without hearing about the olympics.

Yeah, that's the place.

You know you live in Murfreesboro, TN when you are being tailgated by a cop and he honks when you yield at a yield sign. :rolleyes: (Just happened to my brother and I an hour ago.)

You know you live in Frankfort, Indiana when you find out that if God decides to give the world an enema, he pokes the tube right in the town square ;)

(I used to live there ;) )

You know you live in Kansas when you have a record HIGH and LOW temperature all in the same day.

You know you live in Edmonton when you aren't surprised to see snow in the summer.

Yeah, that's the place.

Thats just funny, my ex was born there, in the brief time we were together we planned to visit there. Never really panned out :D

You know you live in Frankfort, Indiana when you find out that if God decides to give the world an enema, he pokes the tube right in the town square ;)

(I used to live there ;) )

If God would pass over Gary to poke the enema tube into Frankfort it must really be bad;)

You know you live in Cleveland, Ohio, when you get in you car with 3 feet of snow on the ground and it's still coming down at 3 feet an hour, and you drive 10 minutes and *poof* You have clear skies, sunshine, and no snow whatsoever on the ground.

You know you live in the Redwoods when they fall on your house. (can't find the photo) or resort as in the Miranda Gardens Resort. Someone had just left the lobby when a tree fell right through it.

Thats just funny, my ex was born there, in the brief time we were together we planned to visit there. Never really panned out :D

Just as well. Nothing to see here, really.:D

When the population density is higher than the actual population you know you live in Between (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Between,_Georgia).


As of the censusGR2 of 2000, there were 148 people, 61 households, and 42 families residing in the town. The population density was 170.4 people per square mile (65.7/km²).

You know you live in Berkeley, CA when a shopping cart is a street-legal vehicle.

You know you live in San Francisco when you see guys wandering around the streets in spiked leather leotards.

you know you live in London, the city that never sleeps, when everything closes at 11:30pm and doesn't re-open till 9:00am

You know you live in North Pole when you plan to meet friends at the Pizza Hut on Santa Claus Lane.

You know you live in Rochester when you don't flinch, but merely step out of their way when a gang fight erupts on the street beside you ...

You know you live in Kansas when you have a record HIGH and LOW temperature all in the same day.

You know you live in Kansas when there's only one brand of grocery store you can shop at: Dillons.

You know you live in Kansas when you call someone to fix your furnace and he tells you he'll call you next time he's coming out in that direction. He calls 2.5 months later.

You know you live in the Twin Cities when you actually get irritated by how all the lakes make you lose direction while you drive.

You know you live in Bentonville, Arkansas when you can get your groceries, your sporting goods, your eye exam, your hair colored, your nails done, your clothes, your pet care, your oil in your car changed, your payroll check, go to Mc Donalds and get all of your cheap knick knacks all in one place called WalMart. Well that's because there ISN'T anywhere else to go.

You know you live in Gastonia when an old Ford pickup with a full gun rack passes you and you can hear hip-hop music blaring from inside.

You know you live in Redmond, WA when you can give navigational directions strictly by distances between Starbucks, bike shops, and Thai noodle places.

"Make a left out of the parking lot, go past 2 Starbucks and turn right at the bike shop. Go past 3 noodle joints and you'll come to a Starbucks next to a bike shop. Make a left and we're in the plaza just after the noodle joint, between a bike shop and a Starbucks. If you see a Microsoft building, you've gone too far."

You know you live in Mechanicsburg when you pass by that old farm and see a bunch of earth moving equipment. :(

You know your in Florida when you break a sweat walking from the house to the car in the driveway.

You know you're in Seattle when the sun sets an hour or two before the 6:00 news.

You know your in Florida when you break a sweat walking from the house to the car in the driveway.

You know you're in Seattle when the sun sets an hour or two before the 6:00 news.

Thats funny...

You know its summer in onterrible when you are sweating in the shower.

You know you live in Copenhagen when morning "rush hour" means having to share a bike lane with a steady stream of fellow cyclists.

You know you live in Frisco,TX when you see parents allowing their kids to bother other adults and they ***** at you when you complain about it.

You know you live in Mechanicsburg when you pass by that old farm and see a bunch of earth moving equipment. :(

+1 :(

You know you live in Santa Rosa when you have more wineries then Starbucks and McDonalds combined

You know your in Pasadena, TX when ...
...the night sky is bright orange, and no one seems to mind.
...no one smells that chemical smell your describing.
...you see Buddy and Sissy license plate stickers on the rear window of a Explorer Sport Trac. *yes Urban Cowboy movie reference*

You know your in Sargent, TX when the only thing to do is drink, cuz the crabs keep stealing your bait.

you know you live in cincinnati when you eat chili with cinnamon and chocolate in it and love it.....:D

You know you live in Crownsville, MD when every Sunday from late August to early October you cant get to Annapolis because the Maryland Rennaisance Festival traffic backs up Generals Highway.

You know you live in Louisiana when you can go to a Drive-Thru Daiquiri (http://www.drgordsworld.com/NormalAdventuresUSADTDLL.html)

You know you live in Louisiana when you can go to a Drive-Thru Daiquiri (http://www.drgordsworld.com/NormalAdventuresUSADTDLL.html)

Now that's the winner. I've never seen anything so crazy.

New Mexico used to have drive thru full service liquor stores, for when you were too smashed to walk in

New Mexico used to have drive thru full service liquor stores, for when you were too smashed to walk in

Liquor stores are one thing....you are buying sealed bottles to (in theory) take home. We had one we used to buy beer from when I was a teenager too (they almost never asked for ID). But a place that gives you a glass with a mixed drink and a straw while driving...that's a whole new ball of wax.

You know you live in Shanghai when you go to get your groceries in your pyjamas.


or you haven't seen the moon or stars, ever.

You know you live in a small town when they do not offer drivers ed and sex ed on the same day because they only have the one horse.

Now that's the winner. I've never seen anything so crazy.

proof (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18hGZa_KYc)


However, this is what Holly Beach looked like after Hurricane Rita:

http://uploader.chipszone.net/userfiles/164/Rita/DSC01282.JPG