Some helpful nurturing thoughts:

1. It may be all you.
2. Your vintage King Crimson " 21st Century Schizoid Man" t-shirt is extremely cool and everything, but it's probably not the best thing for job interviews.
3. The market for day spa reviewers is really tight. You may need to broaden your search.

I wonder how many of these youngins just went to google King Crimson...:rolleyes:

........ Oh, and whatever you do, do not marry someone 14 years younger than you.


Certainly not at the present time, since that would mean you (prendrefeu) married a 14 year old.
Somewhat frowned upon in most states.

It's going to rain all week. That's my only complaint.

+1

Certainly not at the present time, since that would mean you (prendrefeu) married a 14 year old.
Somewhat frowned upon in most states.

:roflmao:

Oh, but let me just say...in certain southern states, that's considered marrying late.

My turn to whine:

Why, oh why can't there be more 700c bikes out there I could standover without getting a wedgie!? :cry:

::: Wandering around aimlessly, hugging a pair of homeless Reynolds.... :::

My turn to whine:

Why, oh why can't there be more 700c bikes out there I could standover without getting a wedgie!? :cry:

::: Wandering around aimlessly, hugging a pair of homeless Reynolds.... :::

Platform bike shoes?

My turn to whine:

Why, oh why can't there be more 700c bikes out there I could standover without getting a wedgie!? :cry:

::: Wandering around aimlessly, hugging a pair of homeless Reynolds.... :::

Your bizarre fixation on 700c wheels qualifies as a bona fide fetish. It is the height of denial, or more precisely the denial of height.

650c wheels are waiting patiently in the shadows for you like forlorn rejected suitors. How can you be so heartless? Look, now you made them cry.

Your bizarre fixation on 700c wheels qualifies as a bona fide fetish. It is the height of denial, or more precisely the denial of height.

I'm not short, Dan. I'mnotI'mnotI'mnotI'mnot!!!:mad:
I like happen to like the grown-up wheels, esp the ones I plan to steal from Go_Fast

...And one more word from you and Herb and I'll make public exactly the kinds of fetishes you guys are into!!! :p;)
(The Panda Knows...)

Oh, and whatever you do, do not marry someone 14 years younger than you.

What if she's a sexy blonde?

My Achilles is still hurting and I can't run and shouldn't ride. My sister planned her wedding shower on Feb. 9, the day of the Tour de PS, my only local century. It costs a lot to be a bridesmaid!

I'm not short, Dan. I'mnotI'mnotI'mnotI'mnot!!!:mad:
I like happen to like the grown-up wheels, esp the ones I plan to steal from Go_Fast

...And one more word from you and Herb and I'll make public exactly the kinds of fetishes you guys are into!!! :p;)
(The Panda Knows...)

Sigh..... I can assure you that the Panda has no idea.

And if you continue to neglect those long-suffering 650c's they're going to eventually get fed up and run away with a tall blonde tri chick.

My Achilles is still hurting and I can't run and shouldn't ride. My sister planned her wedding shower on Feb. 9, the day of the Tour de PS, my only local century. It costs a lot to be a bridesmaid!

Yeah, but your avatar photo is hot, so stop whining. :p

(The Panda Knows...)

Little Panda, I agree that things should come in the size you'd like them to come in...all things. :)

Little Panda, I agree that things should come in the size you'd like them to come in...all things. :)

Funny... she was just telling me today that size doesn't matter!

I have you all trumped by the way.

It's official. I have been crying for the last 20 minutes. I almost ended my friendship with my best friend today (thank goodness she loves me and knows me so well and was mature enough to tell me to knock it off and come talk to her in person...I immediately took back what I had written) and I'm in a **** load of pain. I mean, take a dirty, rusted ice pick and hammer it into my shoulder blade, dig it around, spray mildew remover and lye on it, burn it with a match, laugh hysterically at me, then slap me upside the head with a 20 lb slab of beef repeatedly, and you still couldn't match the pain I'm already in.

:( <lip quivering...sniff...>

But other than that, I'm doing great. :)

Funny... she was just telling me today that size doesn't matter!

Yeah. We women tell you men that. It's just easier.

It's cold ... 43 F

I think a Prince comes in 44cm. :D

I think a Prince comes in 44cm. :D

Uh...excuuuuuuuuuusssssssseeeeeee me? :lol:

Royalty comes in such short packages?

Yeah, but your avatar photo is hot, so stop whining. :p

But...but...but...

Okay :)

I have you all trumped by the way.

It's official. I have been crying for the last 20 minutes. I almost ended my friendship with my best friend today (thank goodness she loves me and knows me so well and was mature enough to tell me to knock it off and come talk to her in person...I immediately took back what I had written) and I'm in a **** load of pain. I mean, take a dirty, rusted ice pick and hammer it into my shoulder blade, dig it around, spray mildew remover and lye on it, burn it with a match, laugh hysterically at me, then slap me upside the head with a 20 lb slab of beef repeatedly, and you still couldn't match the pain I'm already in.

:( <lip quivering...sniff...>

But other than that, I'm doing great. :)

Take the damn codeine you fool.

Mary, have a few shots of tequila, lay on the floor on your stomach, and let me walk hard on your shoulders. You'll feel fine by morning. Guaranteed.

I'm over my illness, I had the day off and I rode my bike today. Oh wait, wrong thread, nvm... Hang on, here's one...

I can't get near 819 watts.

Take the damn codeine you fool.

Oh. Yeah. Forgot about that. I've had two glasses of wine though, can I still have the codeine?

Hey, by the way, folks, my sweet southern aunt who sent me $500 for a new purse called me tonight. I sent her and my dear uncle (my very favorite - talk about an honorable man) an email about my little bike accident. She told me tonight to spend very little on the bag and that she now wants me to use the rest on an excellent helmet. Now I'm crying because I feel loved.

I need help.

But other than that, I'm doing great. :) :p

Mary, have a few shots of tequila, lay on the floor on your stomach, and let me walk hard on your shoulders. You'll feel fine by morning. Guaranteed.

When should I expect you? ;) :p

Oh. Yeah. Forgot about that. I've had two glasses of wine though, can I still have the codeine?

Hey, by the way, folks, my sweet southern aunt who sent me $500 for a new purse called me tonight. I sent her and my dear uncle (my very favorite - talk about an honorable man) an email about my little bike accident. She told me tonight to spend very little on the bag and that she now wants me to use the rest on an excellent helmet. Now I'm crying because I feel loved.


Now that you're freed from the shackles of guilt, you can get the $100 helmet, $100 purse bag thing, and $300 zero G brakes that'll make all the difference on the long climbs! :)

She told me tonight to spend very little on the bag and that she now wants me to use the rest on an excellent helmet.

I need help.

Get a damn good helmet this time.
Recommended: LAS Squalo (or equiv.), Giro Atmos...
The LAS has the best fit mechanisms I've ever used, and they're stellar-light.

Now that you're freed from the shackles of guilt, you can get the $100 helmet, $100 purse bag thing, and $300 zero G brakes that'll make all the difference on the long climbs! :)

You're not right. But I like your thinking. :p

Get a damn good helmet this time.
Recommended: LAS Squalo (or equiv.), Giro Atmos...
The LAS has the best fit mechanisms I've ever used, and they're stellar-light.

Uh...my last helmet was pretty good, darling. I don't know for sure since I can't remember, but I think my head bounced, thus hitting the ground twice. So far as I can tell, my brain isn't hamburger. Of course, I'm blonde, so there wasn't much up there to begin with, but it ain't ground beef now....and that's cause I had a damn good helmet on. ;)

When should I expect you? ;) :pAfter I get done watching this new film, Walk Hard tonight. :D

I could whine...
But no one would listen.

After I get done watching this new film, Walk Hard tonight. :D

That sounds like an...um...interesting film, George. :p

My cable is down, can't watch the b-ball games.

I could whine...
But no one would listen.

correct

I hate that I can't ride my bike because I had surgery on my left hand to fix a non-cycling related accident. The cast/bandage comes of in a week but who knows what the doctor will say. Ahh it hurts. It hurts bad. And I have one more in 3 months. Blehhh. Ok I'm done...for now. :p

My turn to whine:

Why, oh why can't there be more 700c bikes out there I could standover without getting a wedgie!? :cry:

::: Wandering around aimlessly, hugging a pair of homeless Reynolds.... :::

Go custom with 650c or 26" wheels. Seriously. You'll be thanking me one day.

I mean, take a dirty, rusted ice pick and hammer it into my shoulder blade, dig it around, spray mildew remover and lye on it, burn it with a match, laugh hysterically at me, then slap me upside the head with a 20 lb slab of beef repeatedly, and you still couldn't match the pain I'm already in.
:eek:
Oh man, that's quite a visual. Took a few minutes to process. So can we take pictures?

Go custom with 650c or 26" wheels. Seriously. You'll be thanking me one day.

She's allergic to 650's. I still don't know why. If I could find a bike that fit me with 650's, I'd get it. Much easier to turn those wheels over when they're smaller. Bike Friday's climb like a dream with those 20" wheels.

I like happen to like the grown-up wheels, esp the ones I plan to steal from Go_Fast



bring your knee pads....

:eek:
Oh man, that's quite a visual. Took a few minutes to process. So can we take pictures?

:mad:


Okay...maybe.

It's cold here. And it's 7:15am and still dark. I don't like wintery places.

It's cold here. And it's 7:15am and still dark. I don't like wintery places.

weak.


Try again.

nobody loves me.

weak.


Try again.
um. Sunrise isn't until 8:25am. And it's rainy. And the best thing I could find on TV was "Seventh Heaven" in German.

Funny... she was just telling me today that size doesn't matter!

Silly. I was talking about temporary shrinkage due to cold weather. :rolleyes:

I think a Prince comes in 44cm. :D

Actually, Dave, it comes in a 42.5cm sloping!!!
(And it was the FP5 I was looking at) :p;)

um. Sunrise isn't until 8:25am. And it's rainy. And the best thing I could find on TV was "Seventh Heaven" in German.

God, that is truly dreadful, Joel. Wow. Seventh Heaven in German? Makes my whole whining over a hurt shoulder seem downright childish.

I hope things improve for you soon! You're in my thoughts and prayers.

nobody loves me.

get in line :p

nobody loves me.

Not true, and get over it. :D