[KingTermite]

Estate Planning...

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars"

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later,she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

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[snowy]

Lol!! :)

[snowy]

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[Cypress]

Jeff goes into work one day and his co-worker says "man, you look terrible!", Jeff replies "that's weird, I feel GREAT".

Another employee says "jebus, Jeff... you look TERRIBLE", to which Jeff replies "Hmm, I feel great..."

When the day is over, almost everyone has commented on how bad Jeff looks, so he goes to the physician and says "dammit doc, everybody says I look awful, but I feel amazing... What's wrong with me?

The doc thumbs through a medical book for a minute mumbling "looks terrible feels great, looks terrible feels great"...





"Eureka! You're a VAGINA!"

[glenng]

^^^^:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: