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02-03-08, 11:44 PM
A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through old magnet coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."
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There once was a man from Japan
whose limericks just wouldn't scan.
When asked why this was,
he answered, "Because
I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
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There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
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There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
as you'd possibly think;
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
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There once was a gal from Peru
whose limericks stopped on line two.
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A pansy from western Khartoum,
Brought a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
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There was a young fellow named Lancelot
whom the ladies would look on askance a lot.
Whenever he'd pass
a presentable lass,
the front of his pants would advance a lot.
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If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off it's beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
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That's all, folks! (Unless you want the x-rated versions)
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through old magnet coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."
=============
There once was a man from Japan
whose limericks just wouldn't scan.
When asked why this was,
he answered, "Because
I always cram as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can."
===============
There was a young woman named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day
In a relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
==============
There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink,
as you'd possibly think;
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
================
There once was a gal from Peru
whose limericks stopped on line two.
===============
A pansy from western Khartoum,
Brought a lesbian up to his room.
They argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
====================
There was a young fellow named Lancelot
whom the ladies would look on askance a lot.
Whenever he'd pass
a presentable lass,
the front of his pants would advance a lot.
====================
If you catch a Chinchilla in Chile
And cut off it's beard, willy-nilly
You can honestly say
That you have just made
A Chilean Chinchilla's chin chilly
======================
That's all, folks! (Unless you want the x-rated versions)