Fifty Plus (50+) - What Is Your Funny Caption?

I think this photo is just crying out for an appropriate caption. Any ideas?

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k87/tomfrady/01-16-08TubeSniffingr.jpg

let us pray,

Dudes! Don't Bogart the tube, man!

He went north, on a white bike with grocery panniers, and he passed here about an hour ago.

Actually, has anyone seen the movie "Brother from another planet"? These guys are like the men in black.

You guys really suck.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2354/2243153938_33477dabe4.jpg?v=0

Oh for god's sake you guys...I don't care if Julia Roberts DID throw it in the trash, you're embarrassing me.

I know my contact lens fell on here somewhere.

Here's to men. To guys who want spend more time having fun and less time in the men's room. And here's to Flowmax.

Speaking of Flomax ... have you seen their commercial where it spotlights 5 50+ guys out on an extended bike ride. Shows them riding on roads, up hills, and, of course, stopping at a restroom. I like that commercial because all five of them are riding hybrids!

Yessir. That ad inspired my caption.

Can you geezers please hurry up with your drooling, I need to find that leak!

Those Flomax bikes could be mountain bikes, but they have very upright stems and some have riser bars on them. So they are hybrid'ized mountain bikes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDZUvPjxyzA

Danger! Men thinking!

"Smells like he ran through some dog poop". "No I've been doing this a long time and that is difinately coyote poop".

We are from TSA and we are going to make sure that is really air in that tube.

Ahh, the full bodied bouquet of a '05 Vredestein, no wait, it's a '04 Slime self-sealing tube. :rolleyes:

Dudes, stop snorting the tube -- it's only talcum powder.

Next ride we need to bring a pump!

Mmmm... Scratch 'n sniff tubes!

Are you sure this is how Little Walter got that tone?

Doubledog dare ya to stick your nose to a frozen tube!

"Told you we shoulda brought some PowerBars."

Man That's good S@#t!

Sorry I (as well all) grew up in the 60's.

"Old guys s*ck!"

Or,
"Old guys blow!"

Methinks some are looking at this picture and not seeing that these guys are inspecting a bike tube.

Methinks some are looking at this picture and not seeing that these guys are inspecting a bike tube.

Methinks someone is very left-brained....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lateralization_of_brain_function

Man That's good S@#t!

Sorry I (as well all) grew up in the 60's.

Dang, Hoss! ya beat me to it... I was gonna say, "Whoa, dude! BAAAAD s#&t!!"

Scott P
Bend, OR

Did you know that people who are ambidextrous disproportionately suffer from anxiety? Canines, too.

Just because things are duplicated on both sides of the brain doesn't mean that traditional generalizations aren't valid... I don't think we're anywhere near even beginning to grasp what the brain is all about. Maybe we're totally wrong about everything...

"Here it is - I found it! 'Made in China.' I told you so..."

OK! I got it!

SUCKING VENOM FROM A SNAKE BITE

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k87/tomfrady/01-16-08TubeSniffingr.jpg

Speaking of Flomax ... have you seen their commercial where it spotlights 5 50+ guys out on an extended bike ride. Shows them riding on roads, up hills, and, of course, stopping at a restroom. I like that commercial because all five of them are riding hybrids!

If they only had BPD's - Bicycle Padded Depends
No need to stop for that "I gotta go feeling."

They must have had a good sale on those helmets. All of them have on the same one.......

How many 50+ers does it take to fix a flat?

Methinks some are looking at this picture and not seeing that these guys are inspecting a bike tube.

The guy on the right looks like he might be sniffing it. The guy on the left looks like he might have his mouth on it. Do they need bifocals? Why else would their faces be so close to a tube?

They're trying to find the hole. I've found the easiest way to find a hole if you don't have a tub to dunk the tube is to put a bit of air in the tube and work your way around it, feeling for air escaping with your cheeks or lips. Of course this means holding it very close to your face.

I vote for Solveg's snakebite title! :D

"Air-Ade"

The plane ticket to join your old riding buddies: $400.
The new jacket needed to ride in the cold with them: $125
A new inner tube: $2.50
Watching your cheap buddies try to salvage a tube: Priceless.

... have you seen their commercial where it spotlights 5 50+ guys out on an extended bike ride. Shows them riding on roads, up hills, and, of course, stopping at a restroom.

The thing that gets me is that they're running their mouths three abreast as they climb blind curves on what looks like the Western Divide. Then they all queue up at the toilet. We're supposed to believe it's all good clean comraderie among the Easily Urinating Set. I'm thinking that's what they're doing in Hell this evening; I'll give THAT group a miss!

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k87/tomfrady/01-16-08TubeSniffingr.jpg

"In a clever, last-ditch effort to avoid yet another doping scandal, each team member takes a hit of the inhaled masking agent."

That last one had me laughing out loud ... in my office!

"How many cyclists does it take to repair a puncture?"

"How do you play this thing??"

Can't find the head or the tail of this snake.

"Anyone got a pumpless pump on them?"

"And one felt the taught, stretchy smoothness of it, like an Armadillo's ear, and said it was a small armored mammal."

:)

"In a clever, last-ditch effort to avoid yet another doping scandal, each team member takes a hit of the inhaled masking agent."[/QUOTE]

Hilarious!

:roflmao::roflmao:

The plane ticket to join your old riding buddies: $400.
The new jacket needed to ride in the cold with them: $125
A new inner tube: $2.50
Watching your cheap buddies try to salvage a tube: Priceless.

:lol::lol:

We patch our tubes as many times as we think we can safely get away with it. I can relate, and it's funny, too.

Good one!