Go_Fast is a contagious disease

[Happytime]

Do you suffer from Go_Fastiosis? Do you have symptoms of Lee-isms?

Symptoms:
• Do you find yourself blurting out obnoxious responses at the most innocuous inquiries?
• Do you text message perverted innuendos at the drop of a hat?
• Do you stop thinking about top tubes as just top tubes?
• Has subtlety and tact completely disappeared from your lexicon?
• Do you start telephone conversations with "Wanna make out?"
• Does looking at anyone of the opposite sex makes you think, "I'd hit it?"

If you answered YES to at least three of the above, you may be suffering from Go_Fast.
Quick... get on a bike... It seems the only thing anathema to Go_Fastness is actually riding your bike!

[jpconrad]

I'd hit it!


:eek:

[Happytime]

A ride is just a ride. No?

[Go_Fast]

Do you suffer from Go_Fastiosis? Do you have symptoms of Lee-isms?

Symptoms:
• Do you find yourself blurting out obnoxious responses at the most innocuous inquiries?
• Do you text message perverted innuendos at the drop of a hat?
• Do you stop thinking about top tubes as just top tubes?
• Has subtlety and tact completely disappeared from your lexicon?
• Do you start telephone conversations with "Wanna make out?"
• Does looking at anyone of the opposite sex makes you think, "I'd hit it?"

If you answered YES to at least three of the above, you may be suffering from Go_Fast.
Quick... get on a bike... It seems the only thing anathema to Go_Fastness is actually riding your bike!



dr. go_fast has an injection to make you all better.


*sucka, you fell for it again*

[iamtim]

Does the avatar come with the ailment? 'Cuz I like his better. :)

[Scootcore]

dr. go_fast has an injection to make you all better.


*sucka, you fell for it again*

well played sir.........well played

[Barabus]

You know what they say- those that talk about it, don't "do it". Jus' sayin':)

[Psydotek]

I don't suffer from it, i enjoy every single frickin' minute of it. :D

[i answered yes to all of them...]

[Go_Fast]

well played sir.........well played



thank you.

[magicant]

Wow.

[Scootcore]

he'd hit that

[ronjon10]

She's not cute or anything. jeeeeezus.

[alicestrong]

[QUOTE=KiddSisko;6121402]U23 U.S. Criterium National Champ Erica Allar says: "I'm always on the lookout for anyone suffering from Go_Fastiosis, and I've learned that the best way to avoid being "hit" is to just ride faster. Sometimes I get a little annoyed with them and I'll say something like, 'If you wanna hit this, you gotta catch me first suckas!' Then I drop them like yesterday's trash."






That's funny....:):D

[Entropy906]

U23 U.S. Criterium National Champ Erica Allar says: "I'm always on the lookout for anyone suffering from Go_Fastiosis, and I've learned that the best way to avoid being "hit" is to just ride faster. Sometimes I get a little annoyed with them and I'll say something like, 'If you wanna hit this, you gotta catch me first suckas!' Then I drop them like yesterday's trash."
http://images33.fotki.com/v1119/photos/1/1292031/5881758/CYCATC0547-vi.jpg

Is there any sympathy "hitting that" if my heart exploded trying to catch her?

[Go_Fast]

she is right in my age range.

[Nachoman]

. . . . If you answered YES to at least three of the above, you may be suffering from Go_Fast.

I believe I've been afflicted with this disease.

[Barabus]

Lower right- love the brunettes!

[Drew12]

she is right in my age range.

What age is that, legal and breathing?

[efficiency]

I answered yes to two of them. I think I'm safe, but I must be careful. I'm at high risk for developing this disease.

[buck65]

Lower right- love the brunettes!

Far left...middle row. I'm in love.

[DaveSANYYZ]

I'd hit it! :D
Oops! Infected +1!

Bottom row center has a nice smile. :p

[Entropy906]

In the spirit of assisting those of you with Go_Fastiosis, it may help to know that Aaron’s Women’s Pro Cycling Team includes quite a few very accomplished and smart women: a pre-med student, a PhD, a PhD bound grad student, and a doctoral student in structural engineering.

PhD's and graduate degrees make them even more hittable.

[Cassave]

Do you suffer from Go_Fastiosis? Do you have symptoms of Lee-isms?

Symptoms:
• Do you find yourself blurting out obnoxious responses at the most innocuous inquiries?
• Do you text message perverted innuendos at the drop of a hat?
• Do you stop thinking about top tubes as just top tubes?
• Has subtlety and tact completely disappeared from your lexicon?
• Do you start telephone conversations with "Wanna make out?"
• Does looking at anyone of the opposite sex makes you think, "I'd hit it?"

If you answered YES to at least three of the above, you may be suffering from Go_Fast.
Quick... get on a bike... It seems the only thing anathema to Go_Fastness is actually riding your bike!

Feeling a little harrassed perhaps??
Just be glad you're in California, where it's fairly rare.
It's epidemic in Texas.

[Psydotek]

PhD's and graduate degrees make them even more hittable.
I find intelligence to be a total turn on. ;) But only if they're modest about it. The ones that are out to prove something just come of as b****y...

[alicestrong]

Hey...B****es (http://www.heartless-*****es.com/) need love, too ya know...


http://www.heartless-*****es.com/




edit...too funny can't link but ya'll will figure it out...

[Go_Fast]

i'm hitting all.

[alicestrong]

Niiiice...:D


...an equal opportunity go_fast...

:roflmao:

[N2GLOCK]

I wonder if Go_Fast is as contagious as O.C.P.R.D?

[Happytime]

Feeling a little harrassed perhaps??

Harrassed? No! Infected with his "disease" is more like it.

Now I have to go get some antibiotics.... :mad: