Falchoon
02-12-08, 02:57 AM
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The other flea asks him, ' Why are you shaking so badly?'
The first flea says, ' I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.'
The other flea responds saying, ' That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of.'
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next year
A year goes by..... When the! First flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?'
'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.
When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The other flea asks him, ' Why are you shaking so badly?'
The first flea says, ' I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.'
The other flea responds saying, ' That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where its warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of.'
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next year
A year goes by..... When the! First flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again. The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?'
'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.
When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.