Foo - Can I cure genital warts with organic chunky peanut butter?

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Pheard
02-13-08, 12:54 AM
Trader joes sells a nice variety.

Siu Blue Wind
02-13-08, 12:57 AM
Be careful when you walk. Might feel a little smooth yet rough, you know what I mean?
Pheard
02-13-08, 12:58 AM
Like learning to ride a road bike.

Yes I do.

Siu Blue Wind
02-13-08, 12:59 AM
Like learning to ride a road bike.

Yes I do.

Oh I remember that day. Isn't that when you tried to bunny hop that curb with it?
Pheard
02-13-08, 01:00 AM
Bunny hop 2 curbs.

Chuck norris can bunny hop stair sets, so I thought I'd give it a try.
HigherGround
02-13-08, 06:53 AM
MERTON would be proud.
Ex Pres
02-13-08, 06:55 AM
You can make a tasty PB&J (before you use it)
Falkon
02-13-08, 07:00 AM
MERTON would be proud.

I was thinking the same thing.
Taerom
02-13-08, 07:03 AM
Does this have anything to do with your "blind date gone wrong" thread?
Tude
02-13-08, 07:47 AM
Why yes, it does! AND it also has other magical properties that one such as yourself <wink, wink, nudge, nudge>, may be interested in ...
MTBLover
02-13-08, 07:57 AM
huh? wait. Are we talking about spreading PB on your chamois?
RonH
02-13-08, 07:57 AM
Trader joes sells a nice variety.
Personally, I like the freshly ground stuff from Whole Foods. ;)
Never tried it "down there" though. But chocolate works nicely. :p
jsharr
02-13-08, 08:08 AM
Yes, get the largest jar they have, and take it as a suppository. Follow this with a pineapple dipped in rubbing alcohol.
trsidn
02-13-08, 08:25 AM
Good think I don't have them cuz I don't like peanut butter.
snowy
02-13-08, 08:34 AM
The title of this thread makes me want to puke:eek:
Siu Blue Wind
02-13-08, 08:38 AM
Make sure to mix it well. The oil separates. You don't want that dribbling down your leg or anything.
jsharr
02-13-08, 08:49 AM
Make sure to mix it well. The oil separates. You don't want that dribbling down your leg or anything.

Hula Chair?
Indyv8a
02-13-08, 08:55 AM
I was thinking of complaining about this thread, but it seems the moderators are encouraging this behavior. Bad Moderators, shame. :D

On the other hand, I'm with snowy, :(
jsharr
02-13-08, 08:58 AM
maybe you and snowy could do some sort of puke duet?
banerjek
02-13-08, 10:04 AM
Sure you can. Just apply it to your wang and dance nekkid in a Rottweiler farm
Indyv8a
02-13-08, 10:30 AM
maybe you and snowy could do some sort of puke duet?

Sure we'll call it the "Tossing Tango."
bikingshearer
02-13-08, 11:50 AM
Will peanut butter cure genital warts? Yup, in a Jif.
jsharr
02-13-08, 11:56 AM
Will peanut butter cure genital warts? Yup, in a Jif.

Dang Skippy! you're right.