Jokes & Humor - Alasaka jokes!

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wfin2004
02-16-08, 08:58 PM
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.


"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.


"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.


The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"


Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."


The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."


"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"


The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."


Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"


The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."


Tom Stormcrowe
02-16-08, 09:45 PM
That's sick.....funny as hell, but sick :D

red house
02-17-08, 02:30 AM
His wife had crabs? .. did she have anything else?






did he have them too -?


wfin2004
02-17-08, 10:00 AM
His wife had crabs? .. did she have anything else?






did he have them too -?

Yes she had crabs. Many of them.

red house
02-17-08, 02:32 PM
Yes she had crabs. Many of them.




''Help me! my wife disappeared in a kayaking accident''






^^ riiiiiight. :rolleyes: :D -?

wfin2004
02-17-08, 03:57 PM
''Help me! my wife disappeared in a kayaking accident''






^^ riiiiiight. :rolleyes: :D -?


It is only an Alaskan joke. They consider crabs and oil their GDP.

red house
02-17-08, 09:06 PM
It is only an Alaskan joke. They consider crabs and oil their GDP.



:roflmao: :beer:




Good one!! :D !








btw, GDP = genital disease ________ <-- P ?

polara426sh
02-18-08, 05:27 PM
GDP= Gross Domestic Product.

squeakywheel
02-19-08, 10:06 AM
GDP= Gross Domestic Product.

If your domestic partner had crabs, I'm sure you would agree it was gross.

wfin2004
02-19-08, 05:16 PM
If your domestic partner had crabs, I'm sure you would agree it was gross.

:roflmao::beer:

ianjk
02-23-08, 09:52 PM
Alaskan Men: "The odds are good, but the goods are odd"

San Rensho
02-24-08, 01:38 PM
Did you hear about the skinny 98 pound weakling from California that went to Alaska?

He came back a husky f#cker.

starkmojo
03-10-08, 03:28 AM
In Alaska you dont lose your girlfriend, you lose your turn.