Hold on your Azzes: a Catastrophe of Cataclysmic Significance

[passion vision]

You can read all about it: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45792

Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness (Onion, February 27, 2006)

[redtires]

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