Top 10 Reasons Why SLEEP Is Better Than SEX!

10. You don't feel guilty about doing it alone.

9. No one ever starts rumors about how much you sleep.

8. You don't feel like a total loser if you didn't get any.

7. You don't have to pay for sleep.

6. After sleeping, you still feel ready to sleep again.

5. You can sleep for eight hours straight.

4. You can sleep in church.

3. Your teddy bear never complains.

2. While you're asleep you can have sex with anyone you want.

1. It's legal to sleep in any position in all 50 states!



(Maybe I had better just get some sleep tonite!)

Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:


10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you are.

5) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2) Less guilt the morning after.

1) You can "do" the whole neighborhood.

Ten Reasons Why Baseball is Better Than Sex:

10. It is legal to play professionally.

9. You can count on it at least four times a week.

8. You have a coach to tell you when to advance.

7. When you are tired, you always get relieved.

6. If you strike out once, you always have two more chances for a hit.

5. Up to four people can score at once.

4. Pop ups are frequent.

3. 30,000 people cheer when you score.

2. After seven innings, you get to stretch.

1. You can get a home run without any foreplay.

18 Reasons Golf is Better than Sex

18- You don't have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.

17- If you are having trouble with golf, it's perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique.

16- The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf..

15- If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.

14- Your golf partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with.

13- It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.

12- When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together.

11- If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else.

10- Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you golf by yourself.

9- When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8- You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.

7- You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment.

6- There's no such thing as a golf transmitted disease.

5- If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel.

4- Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.

3- Nobody expects you to give up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game.

2- You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf.

1- Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"



**OK, there is a list like this for about everything! :roflmao: **

While I personally think only chocolate is better than sex, I always laugh at these!

I think I saw one about why fishing being better than sex! :D

How about Why bicycling is better than sex?

You can do it with members of either/both sexes and not be called ugly names or thought to be perverted.

Sorry, I love to get out and go for a ride, I love to go to a range and shoot, but NOTHING even comes close to sex. I am not a pervert, or a screwed up animal, I just enjoy it. Anytime, and in many strange places. nothing else compares.

How about Why bicycling is better than sex?

You can do it with members of either/both sexes and not be called ugly names or thought to be perverted.


Top 20 Reasons Cycling is Better Than Sex


1. Spandex is more comfortable than latex
2. You can make it last hours at a time
3. No one is impressed by the size of your bike
4. Your bicycle won't criticize your performance
5. It is socially acceptable to ride by yourself or with
over 20 people
6. No urge to have a smoke afterwards
7. You don't have to take your bike to dinner and a movie
8. You can stop and rest in the middle of a bike ride and
not feel guilty
9. Your bike doesn't leave in the middle of the night
10. A short, fast bike ride is often as good as a long one
11. Anybody can rent a cycling film
12. A spare tire is a good thing to have
13. It doesn't cost money to watch a bike race
14. No sexually transmitted diseases have ever been contracted while
on a tandem bicycle - although you should still wear a helmet
15. Your bike doesn't try to get you drunk first
16. Your bike doesn't mind if you loan it to a friend
17. If part of your bike breaks, you can simply replace it
18. You can't catch anything from a rented bike
19. A bicycle won't start conversations in the middle of a ride
20. You only have to grease your bike once a month


!! Practice safe cycling - put a helmet on that head !!


Compiled by 1992 Binghamton U. Cycling Team - We've got fun between our
legs!

While I personally think only chocolate is better than sex, I always laugh at these!

I think I saw one about why fishing being better than sex! :D



Top 10 Reasons why Chocolate is Better than Sex:

1. When you have chocolate it does not keep you neighbors awake.

2. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

3. Good chocolate is not hard to find.

4. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

5. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

6. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during office hours without upsetting your co-workers.

7. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

8. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

9. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

10. You can GET chocolate.

[QUOTE]Compiled by 1992 Binghamton U. Cycling Team - We've got fun between our
legs!

And I thought you had come up with all of these. Thanks for the laugh. :D

12 Reasons why Soccer is better than sex -

1.) You can practice several times a week

2.) You know other people will be happy if you score

3.) No one frowns upon it being done outside, in mud, while raining

4.) If you can't do it for an hour and a half, a substitute will take over

5.) If you're good at one position, you don't have to try others.

6.) You can talk about scoring in front of kids

7.) You can watch soccer on broadcast TV

8.) Women aren't instantly wary of a "player"

9.) There are clear warning flags if your play goes out of bounds

10.) Your not selling yourself short by playing the midfield

11.) It's not about size, it's about skill

12.) U of P (my school) 2002 NCAA soccer champions!

For all those students out there...the top ten reasons why STUDYING is better than sex.

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."
4. You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!

10. You can GET chocolate.

:roflmao:

--J

funny, but repittitave

How about Why Reading BikeForum is better than sex?

Lets see...... nope
ahh how about..... nope

Well.....Danged if I know.