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Serendipper
02-21-08, 08:57 AM
"Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everyone else?"

-James Thurber


kjohnnytarr
02-21-08, 08:59 AM
That quote looks like it has a freewheel, to me. :D

Serendipper
02-21-08, 09:03 AM
That quote looks like it has a freewheel, to me. :D


Flip flop hub.;)





:D


xylophonecks
02-21-08, 09:05 AM
iGoogle?

edit: also--

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."

-Eric Hoffer

Serendipper
02-21-08, 09:14 AM
iGoogle?

correct


edit: also--

"When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other."

-Eric Hoffer


Bono apropo.

deathhare
02-21-08, 09:33 AM
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
-- Ice Cube

Serendipper
02-21-08, 09:38 AM
You get an 'A' for effort, I suppose.




'D' for conduct. :P

Velocità
02-21-08, 10:13 AM
"The alleycats manipulate the blocks with gutter magic"
-Aesop Rock

Cynikal
02-21-08, 10:14 AM
"If American bicycle advocacy leaders had championed the civil rights movement, the "Dream" would have been reserved seating in the back of the bus." --Jack R. Taylor

curiousincident
02-21-08, 10:29 AM
"I thought of that while riding my bicycle" - Albert Einstein on the theory of relativity.

SeanBonham
02-21-08, 10:35 AM
"The world is nothing but a great desire to live and a great dissatisfaction with living."

Heraclitus (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Heraclitus) is tight!

Serendipper
02-21-08, 10:36 AM
"The world is nothing but a great desire to live and a great dissatisfaction with living.

"Heraclitus (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Heraclitus)


That's more like it.

skanking biker
02-21-08, 10:45 AM
"Hipsters are much happier when they are poor (although you’d never know this by looking at them)."
------------ http://www.themorningnews.org/archives/spoofs_satire/do_you_have_hipsters.php

doofo
02-21-08, 10:55 AM
" my account is banned once i log off :( "

-patric

_mant
02-21-08, 11:14 AM
"we don't own the streets. we just run them"

- unknown

mic2377
02-21-08, 06:37 PM
"i hate a roman named status quo."
~ray bradbury

ThunderChunky
02-21-08, 08:07 PM
“The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?”

-Jack Handy

freeskihp
02-21-08, 08:09 PM
"*****es ain't **** but hos and tricks,
lick on these nuts and suck the dick."
-Dre

Moximitre
02-21-08, 10:13 PM
This shirt is dry-clean only. Which means it's DIRTY.

Mitch Hedberg

j0e_bik3
02-22-08, 12:27 AM
"if it's stupid but it works, it's no longer stupid" - Special Forces Mantra

"age is a case of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter - Satchel Paige

"you can fix anything, but you can't fix everything" - Me

"all you have to do is keep your cool,....you don't have to keep anyone else's, and no one wants to keep yours" - My Father

"don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup" - My Mother (she said it all the time, she didn't write it)

Wotan
02-22-08, 12:45 AM
"The corn is never declared innocent in the court of chickens"

-Ewe proverb

thequickfix
02-22-08, 01:11 AM
"The world is nothing but a great desire to live and a great dissatisfaction with living."

Heraclitus (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Heraclitus) is tight!

Wow. A surprising reference to "the Obscure".

Also,
"Phusis kryptestai phile" : "nature loves to hide"

kidtwisty
02-22-08, 02:13 AM
" **** cyclists "

-Chris Farley

lhcommons
02-22-08, 08:07 AM
"don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup" - My Mother (she said it all the time, she didn't write it)

a variant of "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.", from Lord of the Rings.

asherlighn
02-22-08, 09:05 AM
Im glad to see that Im not the only with the cynical quotes of the day on their iGoogle page.

My addition:
"Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it."
- Jane Wagner

jjh
02-22-08, 10:09 AM
s*** flows downhill - my father

crustycog
02-22-08, 10:09 AM
"I need an eighth know what I mean (I got some killer brown)
Don`t want no Bobby Brown I want Al Green
Gonna hit this Bobby come around I need that sh*t from Humboldt County "
- Mac Dre

Sixty Fiver
02-22-08, 10:17 AM
I still feel that variable gears are only for people over forty-five.
Isn't it better to triumph by the strength of your muscles than by the artifice of a derailer?
We are getting soft...As for me, give me a fixed gear!

Henri Desgrange, Founder of the Tour de France, L'Équipe article of 1902

HelluvaStella
02-22-08, 10:46 AM
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance."
-Hippocrates

TRaffic Jammer
02-22-08, 10:59 AM
The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish. Only the bicycle remains pure in heart. ~Iris Murdoch, The Red and the Green

When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. ~H.G. Wells

If you ride you know those moments when you have fed yourself into the traffic, felt the hashed-up asphalt rattle in the handlebars, held a lungful of air in a cloud of exhaust. Up ahead there are two parallel buses. With cat's whiskers, you measure the clearance down a doubtful alley. You swing wide, outflank that flower truck. The cross-street yellow light is turning red. You burst off the green like a surfer on a wave of metal. You have a hundred empty yards of Broadway to yourself. ~Chip Brown, "A Bike and a Prayer"

dynaryder
02-22-08, 11:27 AM
If you can't beat them, join them. *Then* beat them. -Milk and Cheese

"Many a man's mouth broke his nose." --Seamus McManus

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever. -anon

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer --Al Bundy

The bicycle is its own best argument. You just get a bike, try it, start going with the thing and using it as it suits you. It’ll grow and it gets better and better and better. - Richard Ballantine

Bicycling is a big part of the future. It has to be. There's something wrong with a society that drives a car to workout in a gym. - Bill Nye, the Science Guy

I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow... --Frank Zappa

I love the Segway, you get all the advantages of walking, but without all the dignity. -daibutsusan73

SeanBonham
02-22-08, 11:49 AM
This shirt is dry-clean only. Which means it's DIRTY.

Mitch Hedberg

Hedberg is king!
"I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something."

wolfbrother
02-22-08, 01:18 PM
Man, I miss mitch hedburg. "I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who'd get really mad if she heard me say that."

raster
02-22-08, 01:27 PM
"There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether life is or is not worth living amounts to answering the fundamental question of philosophy. All the rest – whether or not the world has three dimensions, whether the mind has nine or twelve categories – comes afterwards. These are games; one must first answer [the questions of suicide]."

Albert Camus, "The Myth of Sisyphus"

EuroJosh
02-22-08, 03:44 PM
"F#ck you!"
-Nathan Fabian

j0e_bik3
02-22-08, 05:50 PM
a variant of "Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.", from Lord of the Rings.

maybe thats where she got it,...I was ALWAYS getting read something from those books when I was a kid.

kjohnnytarr
02-22-08, 06:25 PM
"Fixed-gear is to freewheel as running is to rollerblading"

oktokrewl
02-22-08, 06:43 PM
^ haha .. made me lol

BizzaroSteve
02-23-08, 02:21 PM
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
- James Branch Cabell

deathhare
02-23-08, 02:39 PM
maybe thats where she got it,...I was ALWAYS getting read something from those books when I was a kid.

Nah, it was from some movie too.
Cant remember what though.

kemmer
02-24-08, 02:28 AM
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man." ~George Bernard Shaw

"When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle." ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in the Hills

"Melancholy is incompatible with bicycling." ~James E. Starrs

Suttree
02-24-08, 02:36 AM
When you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you.
--Friedrich Nietzsche

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it.
--H. L. Mencken

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
--H. L. Mencken

An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
--H. L. Mencken