The dsylexic agnosic philosopher: "Is there a dog?"

The agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac:

Lies awake all night wondering if there's a dog.

and then wakes up wondering how many dogs were in his dreams

Jacob

If Emily post belches in an empty room,does she say excuse me. James with credit to the comics I cannot rememberwhich one.

HOW many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. One ,but the lightbulb has to really want to change. Thanks to Professor Peter schickele. USNDH

How many Zen-masters does it take to change a lightbulb?

A tree in a golden forest.