Mr. Beanz
02-21-08, 11:49 PM
I just think this forum needs some "We can kick *** too" pep! SO I'll start with on of my fine memories.
It was about 3 years ago. I had been training for a big ride with 10,000 ft of climbing. I had trained hard and watched my intake. I'm at 245 now but at this time I was 220 and climbing with ease. A guy at work had asked if I rode mtn bikes. I didn't much at the time but had a TREK 800. A rec rider version of an mtb. No suspension but only paid $250 for it. Slapped on some good tires and I was ready to go.
I accepted his invite to go on an mtb ride at Herky Creek near Idlwilde. He had asked about my climing abilities. I said I could climb but wasn't superfast. I had been training with mtn goats so I guess we had a different meaning of the word "fast". He went on as he was a vegetarian. Always eating veges and a slim wasitline compared to my thick trunk. Later a few other guys gathered to hear his stories. I was actually thinking thsi gu would spank me in the dirt. He described the tough climbs, but heck, I was willing to try after doing a 20% climb on my standard double roadie.
Later in the conversation, he stated that his neighbor was a big guy about my size, strong but just not able to carry his weight up the hills as he could. Then it came to " I don't doubt you are strong, but you can't possibly carry all that weight up a big hill". I was out for a friendly ride, but from that point, it was on BABY! One guy even challenged me to a race. This guy was always talking about his spiffy gun collection. Said he'd put up his prize gun against $500 of mine. I guess his Yeti Superlite was really something.
So the day comes, I meet the vege guy for the ride. He takes off like a bullet across the campground. I'm thinking this guy is fast if he can carry this pace throughout the ride. About 1/2 mile later he slows. I ca't help but go around. The first climb is a dried up waterfall. Really cool but tought keeping traction on a rigid mtb. The vege guy and his full suspension bike quickly fell behind. I scale the first climb and look back. Where is my climber friend? I waited about ten minutes before he showed up. I was just about to go back worried that he might have crashed. I asked if he was ok, he said fine. He asked how long I was up before he arrived. I said about 10 mintues. Wow, ten minutes on a one mile dirt climb. Well. we cut the ride short and I was never invited on a ride again.
As far as the gun dude, he said all bets were off!:D
Yeah, we kick *** too!;)
It was about 3 years ago. I had been training for a big ride with 10,000 ft of climbing. I had trained hard and watched my intake. I'm at 245 now but at this time I was 220 and climbing with ease. A guy at work had asked if I rode mtn bikes. I didn't much at the time but had a TREK 800. A rec rider version of an mtb. No suspension but only paid $250 for it. Slapped on some good tires and I was ready to go.
I accepted his invite to go on an mtb ride at Herky Creek near Idlwilde. He had asked about my climing abilities. I said I could climb but wasn't superfast. I had been training with mtn goats so I guess we had a different meaning of the word "fast". He went on as he was a vegetarian. Always eating veges and a slim wasitline compared to my thick trunk. Later a few other guys gathered to hear his stories. I was actually thinking thsi gu would spank me in the dirt. He described the tough climbs, but heck, I was willing to try after doing a 20% climb on my standard double roadie.
Later in the conversation, he stated that his neighbor was a big guy about my size, strong but just not able to carry his weight up the hills as he could. Then it came to " I don't doubt you are strong, but you can't possibly carry all that weight up a big hill". I was out for a friendly ride, but from that point, it was on BABY! One guy even challenged me to a race. This guy was always talking about his spiffy gun collection. Said he'd put up his prize gun against $500 of mine. I guess his Yeti Superlite was really something.
So the day comes, I meet the vege guy for the ride. He takes off like a bullet across the campground. I'm thinking this guy is fast if he can carry this pace throughout the ride. About 1/2 mile later he slows. I ca't help but go around. The first climb is a dried up waterfall. Really cool but tought keeping traction on a rigid mtb. The vege guy and his full suspension bike quickly fell behind. I scale the first climb and look back. Where is my climber friend? I waited about ten minutes before he showed up. I was just about to go back worried that he might have crashed. I asked if he was ok, he said fine. He asked how long I was up before he arrived. I said about 10 mintues. Wow, ten minutes on a one mile dirt climb. Well. we cut the ride short and I was never invited on a ride again.
As far as the gun dude, he said all bets were off!:D
Yeah, we kick *** too!;)