USAZorro
My brother swears this actually happened to a friend of his.
One day, at morning rush hour, a friend of his was in a bit of a hurry. He was trying to merge into traffic (not on a highway), thought he had a gap, and accelerated. Apparently, the driver he attempted to merge in front of wasn't going as slowly as he thought, and there was a minor collision. Both cars stopped and the driver of the merging vehicle was a bit surprised to see an irate man - roughly 4' tall emerging from the other vehicle, and determinedly approaching his window.
He rolled the window down and was face to face with the angry driver who stated the obvious in a rather gruff tone: "I'm not happy."
The merging driver's response "Well which one are you?" earned him a bloody nose.
One day, at morning rush hour, a friend of his was in a bit of a hurry. He was trying to merge into traffic (not on a highway), thought he had a gap, and accelerated. Apparently, the driver he attempted to merge in front of wasn't going as slowly as he thought, and there was a minor collision. Both cars stopped and the driver of the merging vehicle was a bit surprised to see an irate man - roughly 4' tall emerging from the other vehicle, and determinedly approaching his window.
He rolled the window down and was face to face with the angry driver who stated the obvious in a rather gruff tone: "I'm not happy."
The merging driver's response "Well which one are you?" earned him a bloody nose.