Jokes & Humor - Got to love those blonde jokes!
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06-19-07, 08:50 PM
"Not if I'm going to have to repeat it 6 times!!!"
This one's my fav.
06-23-07, 07:09 PM
How can you tell a blonde's having a bad day?
She has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen
09-03-07, 08:14 PM
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.
09-05-07, 02:13 PM
A blonde is sitting next to a person on a park bench. this person is reading a paper, the headline reads
"10 Brazilian dead"
The blonde asks "how much is a Brazilian?"
09-08-07, 06:46 PM
What goes "Vroom-screech-vroom-screech..."?
A blonde driving through an intersection with a flashing red light. :D
A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the living room, I'd like to have neutral beige, very soft and warm."
The contractor nods, pull out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is most perplexed but she lets it slide.
They wander into the next room. She says, "In the dining room I'd like a light white, not stark, but very bright and airy."
The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then he goes to the window, leans out, and yells, "Green side up!" The woman is even more perplexed but still lets it slide.
They wander further into the next room. She says, "In the bedroom I'd like blue. Restful, peaceful, cool blue."
The contractor nods, pulls out his pad of paper and writes on it. Then once more he goes to the window, leans out and yells, "Green side up!"
This is too much. The woman has to ask. So she says, "Every time I tell you a color, you write it down, but then you yell out the window, 'Green side up.' What on earth does that mean?"
The contractor shakes head and says, "I have four Blondes laying sod across the street."
10-09-07, 11:09 PM
What is the difference between and blond and a trampoline.
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
10-23-07, 10:37 PM
Why do Blondes have bruised bellybuttons?
Blond boys are dumb too!
10-24-07, 07:21 PM
A blonde and a brunette jump off the empire state building at the same time, who hits the ground first? The brunette, the blonde had to stop and ask for directions! :D
I saw my blonde neighbor walk out to her mail box today, she looked in, closed the mail box, and went back inside, a minute later she came out and repeated the same thing, after seeing her do this over and over and getting more and more upset I decided to go outside and asked her what was going on?! She said," I just got the internet hooked up to my computer and the stupid thing keeps telling me that I have mail!? :D
10-26-07, 06:59 PM
What is the definition of eternity?
Four cars; Four blondes; Four-way stop
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