Rev.Chuck
10-14-03, 09:11 PM
I used to be in an improve group that used the setup: A (your choice here) walks into a bar. The bartender says" Hey, we don't serve ( ) here. ( ) says: Punch line. With the audience choosing the object or person. So:
A cyclist walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve cyclists in this bar" The cyclist says:
But I came on a long Trek to get here.
I just can't Schwinn.
Oh, wheelie.
But I am so tired.
That's OK I can't handlebars anyway.
Wait a second let me get a grip on this.
Have you got any? How about for different setups ( A toaster walks into a bar...)
Beats 99 bottles of beer on the wall for a long trip.
A cyclist walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve cyclists in this bar" The cyclist says:
But I came on a long Trek to get here.
I just can't Schwinn.
Oh, wheelie.
But I am so tired.
That's OK I can't handlebars anyway.
Wait a second let me get a grip on this.
Have you got any? How about for different setups ( A toaster walks into a bar...)
Beats 99 bottles of beer on the wall for a long trip.