ovoleg
03-01-08, 07:54 PM
that is all
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DScott
03-01-08, 09:20 PM
Yes. Here's your sucker.
http://qdexpress.com/oscommerce/images/sucker_cookie.gif
http://qdexpress.com/oscommerce/images/sucker_cookie.gif
Rollfast
03-01-08, 09:25 PM
Someone was misguided.
We are PROFESSIONAL NOOBS. We have SENIORITY!
We are PROFESSIONAL NOOBS. We have SENIORITY!
merider1
03-01-08, 09:26 PM
that is all
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
1955
03-01-08, 11:03 PM
I liked it when he was gone. That's all.
urbanknight
03-01-08, 11:04 PM
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
ME wants inside Ovo's shorts!
ME wants inside Ovo's shorts!
Indolent58
03-01-08, 11:21 PM
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
No need to shop. Just get these:
http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/images/printlines.jpg
http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/wildprintspandex.htm
No need to shop. Just get these:
http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/images/printlines.jpg
http://www.aerotechdesigns.com/wildprintspandex.htm
ovoleg
03-01-08, 11:43 PM
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
i want to buy a red thong
i want to buy a red thong
ovoleg
03-01-08, 11:43 PM
ME wants inside Ovo's shorts!
as do alot of women...I have to beat them off with a stick
as do alot of women...I have to beat them off with a stick
urbanknight
03-02-08, 12:11 AM
I feel your pain. No I don't. Either way, come ride with me tomorrow. I only have enough time for about 8 miles before church :D
WhiteCarbonDude
03-02-08, 12:16 AM
that is all
I didn't see you at the Baker to Death Valley Road Race today.
n00b!
I didn't see you at the Baker to Death Valley Road Race today.
n00b!
ovoleg
03-02-08, 12:20 AM
I didn't see you at the Baker to Death Valley Road Race today.
n00b!
i dont need to prove myself....
n00b!
i dont need to prove myself....
merider1
03-02-08, 07:14 AM
as do alot of women...I have to beat them off with a stick
Yeah, well, there will be no beating off of any kind and no sticks. :rolleyes: I know where to find you...on an 8 mile stretch of Reseda.
Yeah, well, there will be no beating off of any kind and no sticks. :rolleyes: I know where to find you...on an 8 mile stretch of Reseda.
alicestrong
03-02-08, 09:52 AM
Where have you been? And let me tell you something, young man, you ARE going short shopping with me. I have at least $75 from folks that I took in good faith and I can't remember whom to give the cash back to. So, suck it up, Ovo, WE are going shopping.
That's still not enough for some assos...(or is it? happytime would know)
Guess he'll have to wear the see through ones from performance.
ovo I think that's their plan for you watch it
That's still not enough for some assos...(or is it? happytime would know)
Guess he'll have to wear the see through ones from performance.
ovo I think that's their plan for you watch it
Indolent58
03-02-08, 10:19 AM
i dont need to prove myself....
incorrect. you do. more than any of us.
incorrect. you do. more than any of us.
Nachoman
03-02-08, 07:56 PM
Somebody needs attention.
That is all.
That is all.
'nother
03-02-08, 07:58 PM
Oh, thanks! For a minute there, I was beginning to wonder if I was a Fred. Turns out I'm just a noob (-lik, -kin, -zoid, etc.). Thanks for clearing that up!
Sir-Lanceimnot
03-02-08, 08:43 PM
that is all
I got your noob hanging! :D
I got your noob hanging! :D
ovoleg
03-02-08, 10:35 PM
That's still not enough for some assos...(or is it? happytime would know)
Guess he'll have to wear the see through ones from performance.
ovo I think that's their plan for you watch it
assos is for poseurs
I go bare to save weight
Guess he'll have to wear the see through ones from performance.
ovo I think that's their plan for you watch it
assos is for poseurs
I go bare to save weight
ovoleg
03-02-08, 10:35 PM
incorrect. you do. more than any of us.
i would be glad to prove myself to you guys but after the start i wouldnt see you all anymore because you'll be too busy drinking coffee instead of riding like real men
i would be glad to prove myself to you guys but after the start i wouldnt see you all anymore because you'll be too busy drinking coffee instead of riding like real men
Nachoman
03-02-08, 11:19 PM
i would be glad to prove myself to you guys but after the start i wouldnt see you all anymore because you'll be too busy drinking coffee instead of riding like real men
More like carmel macchiatos.
More like carmel macchiatos.
Rollfast
03-03-08, 08:51 AM
More like carmel macchiatos.
More like Diet Shasta Root Beer...Tempest is getting painted!
When I'm done partying I get 5 cents a can back.
More like Diet Shasta Root Beer...Tempest is getting painted!
When I'm done partying I get 5 cents a can back.
Rollfast
03-03-08, 08:55 AM
Yes. Here's your sucker.
http://qdexpress.com/oscommerce/images/sucker_cookie.gif
Looks more like a weird DQ Dilly Bar.
http://qdexpress.com/oscommerce/images/sucker_cookie.gif
Looks more like a weird DQ Dilly Bar.
Rollfast
03-03-08, 09:02 AM
that is all
Where did you garner the postulatory datum requisite to formulating your hypothetical trial balloon thingie?
It wasn't Oprah's Book Club again?
I'll tell you only once...Oprah is a 50something hottie, but you'll never get a car or house from her.
Where did you garner the postulatory datum requisite to formulating your hypothetical trial balloon thingie?
It wasn't Oprah's Book Club again?
I'll tell you only once...Oprah is a 50something hottie, but you'll never get a car or house from her.
magicant
03-03-08, 10:02 AM
Where did you garner the postulatory datum requisite to formulating your hypothetical trial balloon thingie?
It wasn't Oprah's Book Club again?
I'll tell you only once...Oprah is a 50something hottie, but you'll never get a car or house from her.We rode by her house on a past Santa Barbara ride and she was outside, but Ovo couldn't get her attention.
It wasn't Oprah's Book Club again?
I'll tell you only once...Oprah is a 50something hottie, but you'll never get a car or house from her.We rode by her house on a past Santa Barbara ride and she was outside, but Ovo couldn't get her attention.
ovoleg
03-03-08, 08:41 PM
We rode by her house on a past Santa Barbara ride and she was outside, but Ovo couldn't get her attention.
i wouldnt want to(no racist)
i wouldnt want to(no racist)
merider1
03-03-08, 09:04 PM
i wouldnt want to(no racist)
Oh, knock it off, you silly. :rolleyes: If Oprah smushed your face all into those massive hot tattas she has, you'd be stuttering and blubbering like a baby begging for milk and we all know it! :D
Oh, knock it off, you silly. :rolleyes: If Oprah smushed your face all into those massive hot tattas she has, you'd be stuttering and blubbering like a baby begging for milk and we all know it! :D
zonatandem
03-03-08, 09:08 PM
Oh, roll over and go back to sleep sonny!
iamtim
03-03-08, 09:10 PM
I'm impressed; Ovo's gotten nearly three pages of replies off of, "you are all noobs that is all."
:)
:)
ovoleg
03-03-08, 09:18 PM
Oh, knock it off, you silly. :rolleyes: If Oprah smushed your face all into those massive hot tattas she has, you'd be stuttering and blubbering like a baby begging for milk and we all know it! :D
i like girls that weigh less than me sry
i like girls that weigh less than me sry
ovoleg
03-03-08, 09:19 PM
Oh, roll over and go back to sleep sonny!
r u mad?
r u mad?
merider1
03-03-08, 09:20 PM
i like girls that weigh less than me sry
Nice try...you know you're sucking your thumb right now. :D
:p
Nice try...you know you're sucking your thumb right now. :D
:p
merider1
03-03-08, 09:21 PM
r u mad?
no, he was laughing at me. And stop channeling dddave. :rolleyes: It doesn't work for you. :p
no, he was laughing at me. And stop channeling dddave. :rolleyes: It doesn't work for you. :p
merider1
03-03-08, 09:23 PM
I'm impressed; Ovo's gotten nearly three pages of replies off of, "you are all noobs that is all."
:)
Ovo is special and he knows I sincerely like him. ;) He's just having fun. But seriously, I'm going to get up all personal with him if he doesn't agree to the short shopping soon. He is making a thief out of me since I collected money for those shorts. :mad:
:)
Ovo is special and he knows I sincerely like him. ;) He's just having fun. But seriously, I'm going to get up all personal with him if he doesn't agree to the short shopping soon. He is making a thief out of me since I collected money for those shorts. :mad:
ovoleg
03-03-08, 09:24 PM
Nice try...you know you're sucking your thumb right now. :D
:p
i met this hot bartender girl last weekend but i couldnt get her number
she was a solid 9.5
id do her until i couldnt see straight
opraha is a solid 1.00004. Maybe if I was blind, deaf and stupid id even consider holding her hand
oprah is overrated and stupid, the only ppl who lsiten to her are drones of mindless women who cant think for themselves...in otherwords, easy prey
:p
i met this hot bartender girl last weekend but i couldnt get her number
she was a solid 9.5
id do her until i couldnt see straight
opraha is a solid 1.00004. Maybe if I was blind, deaf and stupid id even consider holding her hand
oprah is overrated and stupid, the only ppl who lsiten to her are drones of mindless women who cant think for themselves...in otherwords, easy prey
ovoleg
03-03-08, 09:25 PM
no, he was laughing at me. And stop channeling dddave. :rolleyes: It doesn't work for you. :p
I'm alpha, theres only one of me...
this dddddavvee is a wannabe beta at best
I'm alpha, theres only one of me...
this dddddavvee is a wannabe beta at best
merider1
03-03-08, 09:31 PM
i met this hot bartender girl last weekend but i couldnt get her number
she was a solid 9.5
id do her until i couldnt see straight
Ummm....wow...the young man is...um...growing. :p
Good. If/when you get that opportunity, you do that.
In the meantime, I'll break it to Oprah, who is worth millions (likely billions) and men who know their way around the "man in the boat," that you, sir, are off the market.
:D
she was a solid 9.5
id do her until i couldnt see straight
Ummm....wow...the young man is...um...growing. :p
Good. If/when you get that opportunity, you do that.
In the meantime, I'll break it to Oprah, who is worth millions (likely billions) and men who know their way around the "man in the boat," that you, sir, are off the market.
:D
VanceMac
03-03-08, 09:33 PM
and men who know their way around the "man in the boat,"
That's how they tricked me into joining the navy...
That's how they tricked me into joining the navy...
merider1
03-03-08, 09:33 PM
I'm alpha, theres only one of me...
this dddddavvee is a wannabe beta at best
Oh, dddave is going to kick your...never mind. He's not.
Keep trying to get in on the Enzo Gucci crowd. I like that young man, too. He's a lot of bravado...but with a twinkle in his eyes. He'd be good for you. ;)
this dddddavvee is a wannabe beta at best
Oh, dddave is going to kick your...never mind. He's not.
Keep trying to get in on the Enzo Gucci crowd. I like that young man, too. He's a lot of bravado...but with a twinkle in his eyes. He'd be good for you. ;)
ovoleg
03-03-08, 09:36 PM
Oh, dddave is going to kick your...never mind. He's not.
Keep trying to get in on the Enzo Gucci crowd. I like that young man, too. He's a lot of bravado...but with a twinkle in his eyes. He'd be good for you. ;)
hes got nice legs (no homo)
Vance we knew you were in the Navy, you didnt have to tell us, you have that sailor look...you know what i'm talking about(no homo)
Keep trying to get in on the Enzo Gucci crowd. I like that young man, too. He's a lot of bravado...but with a twinkle in his eyes. He'd be good for you. ;)
hes got nice legs (no homo)
Vance we knew you were in the Navy, you didnt have to tell us, you have that sailor look...you know what i'm talking about(no homo)
ovoleg
03-03-08, 09:38 PM
Ummm....wow...the young man is...um...growing. :p
Good. If/when you get that opportunity, you do that.
In the meantime, I'll break it to Oprah, who is worth millions (likely billions) and men who know their way around the "man in the boat," that you, sir, are off the market.
:D
i aint into millions
thats for shallow dudes and non-alphas
Good. If/when you get that opportunity, you do that.
In the meantime, I'll break it to Oprah, who is worth millions (likely billions) and men who know their way around the "man in the boat," that you, sir, are off the market.
:D
i aint into millions
thats for shallow dudes and non-alphas
merider1
03-03-08, 09:39 PM
hes got nice legs (no homo)
Vance we knew you were in the Navy, you didnt have to tell us, you have that sailor look...you know what i'm talking about(no homo)
:rolleyes: You are too funny.:p
Okay, damnit, choose a date for the short shopping, or I'll find you....I'll find you...I'll...find........................................................................you.:mad:
Vance we knew you were in the Navy, you didnt have to tell us, you have that sailor look...you know what i'm talking about(no homo)
:rolleyes: You are too funny.:p
Okay, damnit, choose a date for the short shopping, or I'll find you....I'll find you...I'll...find........................................................................you.:mad:
merider1
03-03-08, 09:40 PM
i aint into millions
thats for shallow dudes and non-alphas
You forgot the "man in a boat"
Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?" :D
thats for shallow dudes and non-alphas
You forgot the "man in a boat"
Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?" :D
ovoleg
03-03-08, 09:50 PM
You forgot the "man in a boat"
Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?" :D
i prefer to meet women instead
Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?" :D
i prefer to meet women instead
iamtim
03-03-08, 09:56 PM
Come to think of it, have you ever met the "man in a boat?"
i prefer to meet women instead
:roflmao:
Pwned. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+in+the+boat)
i prefer to meet women instead
:roflmao:
Pwned. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+in+the+boat)
ovoleg
03-03-08, 09:58 PM
:roflmao:
Pwned. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+in+the+boat)
Fine, i prefer women under 22 :P
Pwned. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=man+in+the+boat)
Fine, i prefer women under 22 :P
iamtim
03-03-08, 10:00 PM
Yer funny, Ovo. How's the fixie doing? Still rolling well?
urbanknight
03-03-08, 10:01 PM
Fine, i prefer women under 22 :P
Someone needs to take an anatomy class.
Oh, and under 22 but over 18, right?
Someone needs to take an anatomy class.
Oh, and under 22 but over 18, right?
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