Divorce Barbie

[squeakywheel]

Mattel is introducing a new Barbie doll, "Divorce Barbie". She comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and half of Ken's money.

[muchojackd]

hahha nice

[elphaba]

does she come with ken's kids too? that would be accurate!

[~Stuart~]

there not ken's kids


*cou-****-ugh*

[ken cummings]

Of course ken gets to keep making the payments on the car and house.

[Elkhound]

As Ken and GI Joe depart for Massachusetts.

[bkaapcke]

We used to joke that my daughter had the only Barbie RV *****house in existence. It was a motorhome that opened (unfolded) to reveal four naked Barbies. Being only three, she had lost all their clothes. bk

[Rollfast]

We used to joke that my daughter had the only Barbie RV *****house in existence. It was a motorhome that opened (unfolded) to reveal four naked Barbies. Being only three, she had lost all their clothes. bk


Oh NO! Not another scandal for Entertainment Tonight!

[Rollfast]

Mattel is introducing a new Barbie doll, "Divorce Barbie". She comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, and half of Ken's money.


Poor KEN! He's been unemployed so long he has no benefits left. Oh, well...I hear Britney makes a LOT more than her ex-husband.

[mr_nickos_jr]

What sucks is it happens

[squeakywheel]

News flash: Divorce Barbie is replacing last year's "MILF Barbie". MILF Barbie came with a mini-van and a soccer ball.