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TrekRider

10-17-03, 04:05 PM

A lady walks into a bar carrying a duck. A drunk says loudly "Hey, where'd you get the pig?"

The lady says, "Sir, I'll have you know this is a duck!"

The drunk replied, "I was talking to the duck."

ngateguy

10-17-03, 10:51 PM

OOOH another potential flame war here. Live dangerously I say. :)

Chris L

10-18-03, 02:10 AM

A man walks into a bar... it hurts.

iamlucky13

10-22-03, 01:50 AM

A fish swims into a wall...

"I'll be dammed!"

MikeR

10-22-03, 05:38 AM

A priest, a rabbi, a dog smoking a cigar and an Irishman with a parrot on his shoulder all walk into a bar at he same time.

The bartender says “What is this – some kind of joke?”

Allister

10-27-03, 05:25 AM

A man walks into a bar and spies a 400lb gorilla (no relation to ChrisL) at the end of the bar.

"What's with the gorilla?", he asks the barkeep.

"Watch this." he replies and walks over to the gorilla and smashes it over the head with a frying pan. The gorilla imediately drops and gives the barman an incredible b/j.

The man is stunned.

"Wanna give it a try?" the barman asks?

"Sure" he replies "just don't hit me so hard."

Chris L

10-27-03, 08:36 PM