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Tom Stormcrowe
03-05-08, 02:31 PM
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say", the girl replied.

"Just say what you heard Mommy say," the wife answered.


The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner.":D


squeakywheel
03-06-08, 07:58 AM
A true story told to me by a coworker 20 years ago. He lived in Hollister, CA. One day he walked out on his front porch and called across the street for his daughter to come in for dinner. Her reply: "But Daddy, I'm playing with the Mexicans."

Ooops.